>>715398227
At this point I just feel bad for these people. You are a fat balding older man. You want to become an anime girl? You get up, right now, go get a gym membership, and start busting your ass. Lose 100 points, shave your hair, make as much money as you can, and attempt to live until someone comes up with viable full-dive VR. You don't mutilate yourself like this, because we both know it's just going to end in an ignominious suicide.

>Had a dream there were these boxes of 'Wind Guardian' boosters at a video rental store that no longer exists
>It was 16bux for a box, the colour was a deep blue, and had a blue-monochromatic profile shot of the OG Gryphonmon card as the cover art. Cards in the packs were predominantly [wg] cards, obviously
>Brain rationalized this as 'oh, it's the OLD digimon tcg boxes', but bought one anyways
>Start opening packs, and realize they're new TCG cards
>But it had an MTG-style 'booster fun' system, except it would be paying out in random promos and AAs from older sets
>I just kept buying boxes, cracking packs, and buying another when i was done, having massive stacks of [wg] duplicates, but making profit whenever i got a nice AA
>One box had 6 AAs, including an Ukko AA
i didn't want to wake up.
trapped by the lotus-eater machine.

>>529229956
A troubling development.