>You
*sneezes maggot-ridden mucus all over a care home*
>don't
*develops an addiction to aged smegma mixed with cow boogers and corpse juice*
>understand,
*uncontrollable urge to eat own shit growing, collects and dates jars of his own shit and organizes them by color, smell and taste*
>Nurgle
*runs to a hospital and projectile vomits over every single baby, AFTER violating them with a frozen icicle made from his own feces*
>is
*wants to masturbate to a particularly juicy pimple, can't because dick got necrotic and fell off, just humps it instead, now has a tentacle for a dick and can only cum from nurglings crawling up his anus and biting his prostate*
>actually
*bloats to a size that puts several species of extinct megafauna to shame, is actually 92% maggots by weight, they will soon turn into flies, violently lay eggs in his body only to repeat the cycle ad infinitum*
>a
*cherrypicks examples of "le wholesome" Nurgle stuff when he actually doesn't give a fuck about his followers at all and takes away their lack of pain the second they fall out of line*
>good
*develops stockhold syndrome for a god and doesn't realize he's basically in a glorified parasocial relationship with a green fat vtuber*
>gu
*finger rots off whilst typing, can't finish his post, feels and looks picrel*