>>101788999
3rd combat turn
>lilitha flexes her aura and tries to become the leader of this rat pack
>L: HEY!! I DEFEATED A DRAGON YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME!!!
>lisa successfully makes the rat flee instead of whatever the fuck she was trying to do by talking to rats

>K-AI wants to keep a pet rat, her mother lilith'a demands that they take the pack leader to the next room
>mia tries to identify the most demure rat instead with a nature check, it's got 5HP and is now a fren, it happens to be the rat that nikki initially tried to pet
END OF COMBAT

>they explore more most of the place seems normal except for one hallway with collapse rubble and decades of decay
>they go down the hallway, there are strange patterns on the floor, writing on the wall, a rat cut in half
>hallway has a water/land/sky design throughout

>the girls decide to use the rat as a canary in a hallway trap and make it lead the way
>mia the wiser safely navigates the trap based on the poem and without explaining what she is doing at all they go from sky then water then land and everyone is safe, even the rat
>they reach a door that looks fucked up by fire and claws and unholy things and another normal ass fancy door
>nikki wants to slay monsters
>K-AI wants treasure
>DM wants an unsplit party
>lilith'a is muted cause sudden BRB
>mia reminds the party that they are here to murder a thing

>nikki opens the fucked up door, it leads to a lab full of scorched marks and the smell of burnt meat, there is the corpse of a burnt giant rat
>AND A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER IN THE CORNER

out of game:
>lisa need to play from YT chat for a bit
>kai has to go soon so she can go die as a vuber real quick
>mia enjoyed the puzzle (in silence)
>the weewoo offers more DnD anytime
>the lisa is back and sorry

not DnD no more we just RP like this is warrior cats now
>nikki is shrouded with lightning and throws all her fucking weapons to the spider boss
>K-AI jumps in front of the lightning and into the spider's mouth and YIPPEEEEES to death
>lilith'a is emo about K-AI's silly suicide and with ONE SINGLE TEAR DRIPPING DOWN she runs at the spider as her sword bursts into flames and she yells THIS IS FOR YOU K-AIIIII as she cuts the spider in half and there is a grim silence for a moment
>mia notices something not unlike the soul of K-AI in the spider's eye, it is now a sKAIder
>the skaider dies so no one has to worry about how the toaster on wheel will climb the stairs back up
>the gnome asks if everyone is okay and notices the missing robot but decides that's okay because that stupid robot bitch broke his stairs
>lilith'a kicks the gnome in the rib and the Idol Brewery is now knows as ChromaShift, the brewery ran by a Brave group of adventurers
~fin~
>*distant gay bickering in the background*