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For my skint bank balancing this year it boiled down to a choice between renewing my hunting license or stocking-up on ammo. It's actually fun being broke. I don't even pay power or natural gas anymore. I have enough assets to power myself through another -40C winter using candle light and a high efficiency wood stove. The aboriginals know how to survive and will help me in my time of need because I'm a gorgeous Scot with a red beard and golden voice. I know this sounds cringe, but I'm not Joshing, Yankee Doodle Dandy, eh?