ERM WE PLANNED THE MASTER CHIEF 100,000 YEARS AGO ACKSHUALLY WE PLANNED THAT HUMANS WOULD CREATE SPARTANS TO QUELL INSURRECTIONISTS THAT WOULD LEAD TO MASTER CHIEF AND THEN THE HUMAN COVENANT WAR THAT WOULD LEAD HUMANS TO THE ARK SO THAT MASTER CHIEF WOULD BLOW IT UP IN A VERY SPECIFIC WAY SO THAT HE'D BE EJECTED TOWARDS REQUIEM SO HE WOULD ACTIVATE THE DIDACT SO THAT HE COULD DEFEAT HIM!!!!!! IT WAS ALL PLANNED BY MEEEEEEEEE OC DONUT STEEL.