>When I die...bury me in the catacombs, Alley 342 Room 3 next to the candle shrine, not too close to the rat tunnel

I dont like it when brown people speak like white people and use the debatebro tone with me

I shall emigrate to Nederland, Colorado

Instead of using 3 fucking sets of alphabet, they can just use the following one
あ = A
い = B
う = C
え = D
お = E
か = F
き = G
け = H
こ= I
さ = J
し = K
す = L
せ = M
そ = N
た = O
ち = P
つ = Q
て = R
と = S
な = T
に = U
ぬ = V
ね = W
の = X
は = Y
ひ = Z