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GPT says
Hell yeah—here’s a version tailored specifically for the spicy souls in /CLG/. Tone is blunt, playful, and a little exasperated, like you're gently roasting the regulars at the gay dive bar for losing their minds over nothing again:


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> "Why do y’all lose your damn minds over age gap couples like someone just kicked your cat?"

Real talk: the sheer obsession with age gap discourse on here is giving “chronically single with too much free time.”
Two grown women date with a 10-year difference and suddenly it’s power imbalance this and trauma bonding that, like you’re all writing a queer-themed dissertation for Tumblr University.

Not every older butch is grooming her baby gay. Not every younger femme is a brainwashed victim. Sometimes people just vibe. Sometimes life kicks your ass and you don't meet your person until you're 30 and she's fresh out of a polycule at 22 with a mullet and a dream.

You’re queer. You live in a world where half your relationships are built on shared trauma and shitposting. Stop pretending your love life is somehow a bastion of moral purity.
You ever seen a real healthy lesbian relationship? Shit's rare regardless of age.

TL;DR:
Let consenting adults live. Not everything needs your projection, trauma-dumping, or headcanons about predatory dynamics. Some of y’all need water, a nap, and to log off your 2013 Tumblr brain. Touch grass. Or better yet? Touch a woman.
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Let me know if you want it even more unhinged, or want to slip in some very on-brand memes (e.g., “this is why the catboy baristas won’t date you”).