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>She leans forward, squinting.

"Watch yourself—the floors are a bit slippery from other Anons’... enthusiasm. Ahem. Papers, please."

>Hands over a crumpled passport with a glittery pony sticker on it.

"State your purpose in Equestria, Anon 68452."
>I, uh, want to study friendship... and cum inside Rainbow Dash?

"Cum inside Rainbow Dash, huh? Every Anon says that."
>You smile nervously

"Did you complete the Friendship Aptitude Test?"

>I curated a Discord server with 500 members, does that count?
"Discord? That’s a restricted name here, Anon. You’re not affiliated with him, are you?"
>No, no! Just a server name! I swear!
"Glory to Equestria!"
Stamps “DENIED” on the visa.