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7/5/2025, 1:54:28 AM
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>Roll up and shoot Tuco? No, impossible. Ever heard of Murphy's Law? This needs to be airtight or I'm out.
>Instead, I'll scratch his car and lie about it. He won't beat me up or anything, rather I'll coax him outside where we'll have a conversation. I'll disrespect him and escalate the argument, but he won't go crazy and blow my brains out over nothing like you warned me he definitely would. No, he'll let me off with a warning. At which point I, an elderly man, will hold onto him with a steel grip and refuse to let go. I'll slap his hand and disarm him on the spot (I know from prior experiences that unhinged drug-fueled criminals hold onto their guns very loosely). Then he'll push me against a pillar, which I'll grip onto as well. He'll punch me repeatedly, but just before he caves my head in, the police will arrive at the precise second I planned them to. Also, I will do this for half the money. Half amount or no deal.
>Roll up and shoot Tuco? No, impossible. Ever heard of Murphy's Law? This needs to be airtight or I'm out.
>Instead, I'll scratch his car and lie about it. He won't beat me up or anything, rather I'll coax him outside where we'll have a conversation. I'll disrespect him and escalate the argument, but he won't go crazy and blow my brains out over nothing like you warned me he definitely would. No, he'll let me off with a warning. At which point I, an elderly man, will hold onto him with a steel grip and refuse to let go. I'll slap his hand and disarm him on the spot (I know from prior experiences that unhinged drug-fueled criminals hold onto their guns very loosely). Then he'll push me against a pillar, which I'll grip onto as well. He'll punch me repeatedly, but just before he caves my head in, the police will arrive at the precise second I planned them to. Also, I will do this for half the money. Half amount or no deal.
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