I've seen superhero characters who were more realistic than this guy.

yeah

>>212352900 (OP)
that show sucks

>>212352900 (OP)
>watches show
>compares it to capeshit because that is his only frame of reference
This says more about you to be honest

>>212352900 (OP)
Waltuh...you're gonna want to get your car fixed

>>212352900 (OP)
here's what we're gonna do

>>212352998
Breaking bad is capeshit thoughbeit

he's got a great face and voice so basically the actor is based, the character is just a pretty standard mostly competent thug desu

A lot of /tv/ isn't ready for the fact that Breaking Bad is in fact children's media. It's perfect for the 13 year olds watching their first "adult" show. That's why Zoomers such as myself are so nostalgic about it.

>>212352900 (OP)
He was mostly fine in BB. In BCS it was pathetic. Not just because he was way too old but because BCS is poorly written trash for shitheads who don't know any better.

>>212352998
If you think that's the reason, then congratulations, you're retarded.

>>212353268
it’s from an age where prestige tv insisted on being prestige tv instead of inventing the label merely by existing, like all HBO content up to Rome

>>212353325
>I'm not a capeslopper please :(
Kek

>>212353416
Yep, definitely retarded. Reading comprehension sure is difficult these days.

>>212353284
Yeah, I don't recall anything too silly on breaking bad. In BCS, he's John Wick.

I've seen superhero characters who were more SOLID than this guy.

>>212352900 (OP)
>mike not realistic
What ever do you mean??? You never seen a 90 year old man do a backflip and then proceed to beat up an entire gang of Latino gangbangers?

>>212352900 (OP)
>you’ve got a gun? Good for you.
>(brutal elegance)
>would you look at that. Now I have a gun.

Yes Mike is pretty funny, like even in Breaking Bad season 2 I'd be surprised if Jonathan Banks could bench press 150lbs. With how Mike as a written character is you expect him to look like Scot Lang when he played the Colonel in the first Avatar movie.

you just don't get it
he's a grandpa but he's a streetwise enforcer badass
a badass grandpa who kills, he's a killer bro
he's a badass grandpa which is clever
because he kills people and is super tough and he has a granddaughter
so you see it's very smart writing
he's a grandpa who is also a badass
a badass grandpa which is really clever

>>212352900 (OP)
Mike, Vito, and brother mouzone. biggest cornball cartoon characters in prestige tv

>>212353986
>brother mouzone
I'm not sure if I get the Mouzone flack, don't the NoI guys actually speak like that with the bowties and all? Plus he got owned by Omar and people like Avon backing down to him wasn't so much fear of Mouzone the man but the consequences of burning bridges with a bunch of religious sperg niggas in New York

>>212353978
>enforcer
that's a badass word cause it says "force" in it
so badass

>>212353986
>biggest cornball cartoon characters in prestige tv
Is that so?

>>212354055
No, they're subliterate retards following a fake dumbass version of Islam

>>212353986
Mike isn’t even the worst example in brba. The worst are those Mexican twins with the gay shoes

>>212354134
They were annoying cause of the sheer level of edgy hype they got and in the end they did fuck all except nearly killing an overweight manlet (at the cost of one's life and the other's legs)

He's as ridiculous as the terminator twins and gus, and saul, and walt, and just about every fucking character in breaking bad

>>212354202
>>212354206
There is something about Breaking Bad that I find hard to put into words, it's sort of a time capsule of 'THIS IS VERY BADASS!' stuff that is distinctly late 2000s/early 2010s. Like when Gus poisons the whole cartel (lol) and then gives his speech in mangled Spanish (who was he even speaking to lol?) - shit as I type this scene I am remembering dumb shit like when he goes to the bathroom to vomit up the poison, he still slowly and delicately places a towel on the ground, is mindful of his tie etc. as opposed to vomiting up that shit as soon as he can once the door is closed and the tap running.

>>212352998
you are illiterate. OP was making a logical comparison. He was using capeshit as a logical point of reference because capeshit doesn't try to be realistic.

>>212352900 (OP)
Not your call.

Take it down.

He got the BRAVO Vince treatment
>I boxed 50 years ago so my geriatric body can take a beating from a juiced up methhead.

>>212353587
The double headshot scene is a bit retarded, especially the part where he throws the shoe

>>212354055
Mouzone doesn't do anything too crazy but he just feels absolutely ridiculous. I don't mind because I honestly don't take the Wire seriously anyway

>>212352900 (OP)
>Roll up and shoot Tuco? No, impossible. Ever heard of Murphy's Law? This needs to be airtight or I'm out.
>Instead, I'll scratch his car and lie about it. He won't beat me up or anything, rather I'll coax him outside where we'll have a conversation. I'll disrespect him and escalate the argument, but he won't go crazy and blow my brains out over nothing like you warned me he definitely would. No, he'll let me off with a warning. At which point I, an elderly man, will hold onto him with a steel grip and refuse to let go. I'll slap his hand and disarm him on the spot (I know from prior experiences that unhinged drug-fueled criminals hold onto their guns very loosely). Then he'll push me against a pillar, which I'll grip onto as well. He'll punch me repeatedly, but just before he caves my head in, the police will arrive at the precise second I planned them to. Also, I will do this for half the money. Half amount or no deal.

>>212355233
This was seriously the dumbest fucking plan lmao

>tfw bored capeshitters want to attack BrBa a decade after it ended because their entire identity is wrapped around desperate contrarianism.
what a waste of a life.

>>212352900 (OP)
Do you reckon Mike ever got real hot and bothered in the middle of the night as his rusty old hardboiled spine cracked and strained in his leathery shell like rotten floorboards, and he lurched with ponderous, deliberate, agonised steps, slowly ascending to the bruised soles of his weathered, crime-seasoned feet, coughing out a globular wad of vague tartare-sauce-like mucus, and he realised, there in the unbearable frowziness of his boiling Albuquerque apartment, that he'd somehow transformed mid-sleep into a beautiful hairless hyperwrinkled liver-spot mottled Kangaroo-like beast, and with an obscenely prolonged dog-like howl of raw sexual ecstasy as his ancient fat slippery hound-dog jowls flew about his face aflutter like rambunctious eels, his oversized, bowling-ball sized granite testicles lifted an inch in their stupendously pendulous sack and Walt emerged all covered in a membranous film of fishy pink slime from his flappy old distended joey-pouch, stumbling out of the still donkey-groaning Mike's abdomen with the clumsy coltish steps of a newborn lung-cancer afflicted bald baby