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You can thank r-slurred German branding. Literally none of this sounds appealing to normies if you're not German. Blue sounds like it's related to Blue Nun. Doctor is never something you want to think of when drinking alcohol, what good could possibly come of that? Slate, ok, if you're fart-huffing "wine geek" maybe that sounds cool but otherwise it does nothing for normies.

But that's their loss if special (like shortbus special) people like me can see through the ruse.

Reddit spacing yeah, deal with it spergs.