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7/19/2025, 1:06:44 AM
broo, manz call me bogzy inni
6/27/2025, 9:34:03 PM
>pull up to my shithole terraced victorian era house in Sparkbrook in my white BMW 3 series with personalised numberplate 'PAK1 B055' I bought on finance with money from selling weed.
>open the boot and take out my Selfridges and Zara bags with the Stone Island jacket and Gucci trainers I spent all my wages on
>open the door
>yell Salam to my Mom and 10 siblings, slap my little bro in the face for being cheeky bhenchod
>sit down on my leather sofa our uncle Assad gave us
>Spit out all my phlegm in the sink, then roll out the prayer mat
>Tuck into some leftover curry as I pretend to listen to my Mom telling me I'm a family failure for not training to be a doctor like my cousin Whaleed
>drive recklessly to the gym with boys Harmzy and Abbas, don't signal at junctions and tailgate every car in front whilst playing some dutty bangers on radio 1 xtra
>Perv at all the white girls at the gym (gorri bitches) and spend the entire session snapchatting myself tensing in the mirror
>Mention multiple times how all white girls are slags
>swear down all the kuti are checking me out (see the way she lookin at me she on2 me i swear bro)
>say "kusmeh bro" regularly in conversation
>go shisha lounge and a mixed grill later in the Mailbox, add a further 20 snapchats to my story
>drink brandy and whiskey with coke all night because I think I look hard (non-alcoholi tho enni)
>open the boot and take out my Selfridges and Zara bags with the Stone Island jacket and Gucci trainers I spent all my wages on
>open the door
>yell Salam to my Mom and 10 siblings, slap my little bro in the face for being cheeky bhenchod
>sit down on my leather sofa our uncle Assad gave us
>Spit out all my phlegm in the sink, then roll out the prayer mat
>Tuck into some leftover curry as I pretend to listen to my Mom telling me I'm a family failure for not training to be a doctor like my cousin Whaleed
>drive recklessly to the gym with boys Harmzy and Abbas, don't signal at junctions and tailgate every car in front whilst playing some dutty bangers on radio 1 xtra
>Perv at all the white girls at the gym (gorri bitches) and spend the entire session snapchatting myself tensing in the mirror
>Mention multiple times how all white girls are slags
>swear down all the kuti are checking me out (see the way she lookin at me she on2 me i swear bro)
>say "kusmeh bro" regularly in conversation
>go shisha lounge and a mixed grill later in the Mailbox, add a further 20 snapchats to my story
>drink brandy and whiskey with coke all night because I think I look hard (non-alcoholi tho enni)
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