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6/14/2025, 8:18:31 AM
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>Episode 3 is where things get really fucked. Just look. Rock Puzzles. What is it with video game developers and rock pushing puzzles? This doesn't have anything to do with the story, it's just padding out the length of the game so you can't beat it and return it to the video store.
>But it's not too bad, I just have to-
>*Softlocks the boulder puzzle*
>AAAAAASSSSS
>Great, now I have to go all the way back to the gas stop. At least the game offered me a save there, so it's not so bad, but you'd better be careful not to save if you fucked yourself. Otherwise you'd have to go all the way back to the beginning. Maybe that's why the game has so many save slots. The developers knew how easily you could fuck yourself over, and gave you room plenty of save slots to make up for it. You know, instead of actually fixing the game.
>So anyway, you get this part and the game tells you to catch Ashley. But if you catch her, Andrew kills her and then himself. "Any regrets?" Yeah, I regret playing this shitty game. *Is sent back to the title screen*
>Wait that's it? And I forgot to save. Now I have to go all the way back to the gas stop again! FUCKIN' ASSBALLS
>OK so get this. If you want to actually progress the game, you have to NOT catch Ashley and wait for the demon to show up. You have to actually do the OPPOSITE of what the game tells you to do. How the fuck was I supposed to know that? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!? What an assload of fuck. When you aren't fucking yourself over, the developers fuck you over, and when the developers are done the game fucks you by corrupting your save! It's a shit load of ass, and an assload of shit! And for what? So you can get hammered and kill yourself? I could've just done that without this shitty game!
>Episode 3 is where things get really fucked. Just look. Rock Puzzles. What is it with video game developers and rock pushing puzzles? This doesn't have anything to do with the story, it's just padding out the length of the game so you can't beat it and return it to the video store.
>But it's not too bad, I just have to-
>*Softlocks the boulder puzzle*
>AAAAAASSSSS
>Great, now I have to go all the way back to the gas stop. At least the game offered me a save there, so it's not so bad, but you'd better be careful not to save if you fucked yourself. Otherwise you'd have to go all the way back to the beginning. Maybe that's why the game has so many save slots. The developers knew how easily you could fuck yourself over, and gave you room plenty of save slots to make up for it. You know, instead of actually fixing the game.
>So anyway, you get this part and the game tells you to catch Ashley. But if you catch her, Andrew kills her and then himself. "Any regrets?" Yeah, I regret playing this shitty game. *Is sent back to the title screen*
>Wait that's it? And I forgot to save. Now I have to go all the way back to the gas stop again! FUCKIN' ASSBALLS
>OK so get this. If you want to actually progress the game, you have to NOT catch Ashley and wait for the demon to show up. You have to actually do the OPPOSITE of what the game tells you to do. How the fuck was I supposed to know that? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!? What an assload of fuck. When you aren't fucking yourself over, the developers fuck you over, and when the developers are done the game fucks you by corrupting your save! It's a shit load of ass, and an assload of shit! And for what? So you can get hammered and kill yourself? I could've just done that without this shitty game!
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