Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>527132587
Got called racist in the Realm Between earlier lads
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Andrew Graves. That perfect, skinny body. That messy mop of thick black hair. The beautiful emerald eyes of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and give birth a set of perfect offspring for him.
I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get pregnant by Andrew. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Nemlei create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Total Hussy Annihilation!
>>527257426Shut up Ashley
>>527257419Tell us what happened, lad.
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>>527258204I really want a solejob from Ashley where she's got her sock half on and I've tucked my penis under her sock. Does anyone else get me?
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>>527258307Kill yourself footfag
>>527258462There is nothing wrong with sisterfeet
>>527257328An opening to go to the bar or an opening to tell her you want to be better friends?
>>527258938To tell her I want to be friends and know her more ofc anon. We don't drink and the only time I went to the bar was for the club activities and frankly I found it quite boring
Post some truly verified coffin core music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtz53LkMac
>>527259290Getting drunk isn't boring!
>>527259689Wait a minute. You are not trying to make me and my sister get drunk and have... an accident. Right, anon?
>>527258031How often do the Graves and Co use the word Nigger and its substitutes? Here's what I think.
>Andrew rarely says it out loud but often thinks it. Casual usage, mostly divorced from genuine racist sentiment.>Ashley learned countless colourful terms for pickaninnies from cable and old films, uses them very often. Rotates her slurs constantly, and not just those for blacks. Perplexingly has strong and detailed opinions on where precisely Italians stop being white and start being black.>Renee uses it in reference to one particular sheboon colleague she hates, also occasionally when frustrated, but usually keeps her dislike of darkies to herself.>Douglas does not use it on a matter of principle; he's too nice for that and he thinks that using it will lead him one step closer to being his father.>Julia's good Christian nature makes her uncomfortable with the use of the word Nigger, to the point she stammered a lot when asked to read part of To Kill a Mockingbird to the class. While she was uncomfortable with Andrew's usage of the term, her objections were worn down over time and she finds herself thinking it sometimes, resulting in a self-scolding.
>>527259936No, because people don't just get horny when they're drunk.
>>527259936Anon don't make getting drunk with your sister weird
I wonder if Lobotomydrew will get glowing eyes.
>>527262174YOU CAN'T JUST ADD DREW OR LEY TO THE END OF WORDS
>>527263138>Ashley taller then AndrewKinda hot
Alright last one then off to bed.
>>527263330proportions are a little off, huh?
goodnight, /calg/
>>527263318Nice, who's the artist?
>>527263480>off to bedCOME BACK!
>>527263330It's true. Andrew is actually a manlet, but he's really insecure about it, so Ashley has to constantly pretend to be shorter in order to avoid upsetting him.
>>527258204Remove those socks
>>527263982This is canon, which also shows how much of a thoughtful sister Ashley is! And yet Andrew claims she does nothing to make him happy...
>>527258307ikhyfb
>will never receive a footjob under the table at applebee's from sis
>>527265536God I wish I was an abusive brotherhusband
i only ever considered having sex with my step sister, not my blood related sister
We need more AUSTRALIANS in /calg/. Europeans are clearly too ESL to understand this game, leading to DOG SHIT posting while the Americans are asleep.
>>527265868>abusive brotherhusbandIf there's anything TCOAAL teached me is that women love abusive guys
>>527263217madrew or maddrew?
>>527258031This pic would be infinitely funnier and more accurate if it was Ashley
>>527266808I've considered fucking just about everything and anything in my vicinity. I've only seriously considered fucking my biological sister like once or twice and that was when I was a kid.
>>527266878t. Tuan Nguyen
>>527262174It would be peak cinema
>>527263728Andrew after not groping Ashley's ass for a while
>>527262174>>527267692Only if Nemlei watched Sinners
>>527260056I don't they'd use slurs at all. They haven't said retard yet
>>527268590>I don't they'd useImagine being ESL.
>>527268590Ashley called Andrew a cocksucker for not looking at her tits
>>527263982It's true, never forget about the height box
>>527268590Anytime Nemlei says "braindead" she means "retard" anon, same with "sissy" and "faggot".
Squeeze the little sister's cheeks and kiss the FUCK out of her mouth
Give your sister sudden gestures of love to maker her confused!
>>527271784FUCK your sister's mouth? Okay!
Andrew would be DISGUSTED with this thread
>>527273572I know. He's me
>>527268590Ashley would say nigger
>>527275902Nothing hotter than a sister dropping hard "R"s like they're nukes.
I'm disappointed in you Euros, I went on a Maccas run and came back to only 2 posts.
>>527277524You should be even more disappointed: one of them was me, and I'm American!
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>>527277643No....You can't do this to me America-san! THE AMERICA I KNOW WOULD NEVER DO THIS! NANDEMO! NANDEMO NANDEMO!
>>527267781>for a whileOver a year isn't a while!!!!
>>527277803Sister ass is like caffeine. If you've never had it, you wouldn't get it, but if you've had it then it's inexorably tied into your life in a way where you can't survive without it.
>>527278291I genuinely drink coffee for the taste, as I have no trouble replacing it with soda. Am I doing something wrong?
>>527278291I don't drink coffee. I've had it but I choose not to. I last had a coffee 3 years ago when I desperately needed some awakedness after 3 hours of sleep.
>>527278435>>527278437ESL-kuns... anon said caffeine not coffee.
>>527278437For the record I think coffee tastes great. I just don't drink it because coffee is satanic
>>527278543The soda is not caffeinated.
>>527278543Well I don't drink Coke either
>>527278638Dr Pepper and colas are caffeinated
>>527279143No, meth is cheaper
>>527279143It's fentanylated.
>>527279143the Surgeon personally cums in each of the cans
>>527279513No. Coffee addicts have lower energy levels ON coffee than non-coffee drinkers without any caffeine in their system.
Helllooooo transmales, i am here to sweep you off your feet as your fauxcest tgirl sister of your dreams
>play the incest rpgmakerslop
Not interested! I just know this game is popular amongst tboys
El de arriba se la come doblada
>>527279790i eat it rolled, i'll let you know
>>527244374It's really realistic. It's one of those moments that makes me wonder why and how Nemlei Gets It so well.
>>527280280Hell, I'm not into incest per se. I'm just into siblinghood. I don't like mommy porn, and I don't even consider cousinfucking to be incest.
>>527280280>It's really realistic.it's makes this much more romantic rather than just an incest story
>>527280695Inky was right...There is no incest in this game.
>>527279638Kill yourself.
>>527244374I mean, why the fuck would he? even by episode 2 it was obvious he loves Ashley and Ashley alone, them being siblings is more of a barrier than a facilitator, the story just spelling out for you he isn't into incest as a concept only confirmed that, and Andrew ddin't really come off as a sexual deviant .
>>527279638>outcest>troon>didn't play the gamego back to /r/ you delusional hussy faggot and make sure to let the door hit you on your way out
>>527281031>go back to /r/Technically, given that they're a tranny trying to meet people, they've got three places to go to. /soc/, /lgbt/, or an hero like the rest
>>527280916>Andrew ddin't really come off as a sexual deviantThis is about the last thing I'd say after playing 3A.
>>527280916He is a sexual deviant but that's besides the point.
>>527281197Let me guess, you think he's a sexual deviant because he peeped on his sister?
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>>527257302 (OP)>Mexican cartel kidnapping and forcing siblings to fuck in front of the cameraHow would Andrew and Ashley react in this situation?
>>527280280Nemlei spent her teenage years writing and reading fanfics on tumblr and ao3
I dont think it means shes actually in love with a relative. But its a really good take on incest
>>527281359Andrew would exclaim "NOO! THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!" while secretly loving it. Ashley would be a flirt egging Andrew on while secretly hating it.
>>527281359>the writer barely disguised fetish
>>527281197He isn't really one by choice, and he spends most of Decay hating himself for it, it's not really the same thing as having weird paraphilia.
>>527281359>the cartel is pro-delphism
>>527280916He's just coping. If Ashley was not his sister/pseudo-daughter she wouldn't 'get' him in the first place, and he wouldn't have relied upon her emotional support. Ashley being his sister is inseparable from the reasons he loves her and Andrew keeps trying to ignore this under the normie logic
>>527281296Not him but
>peeping on his sister>making his gf larp as his sister>wanting to kick his gf teeth in so she can give better blowjobs>remembers all girl names, doesnt bother remembering his best friend nameEtc
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>>527281680That still doesn't mean he's into incest itself as a concept, nor that is the main reason of why he loves her.
Plus, he's very unhappy with himself over being in love with Ashley specifically.
>>527281532Ashley would probably end up being satisfied thinking 'Hell, it was weird but now the whole world will know we fucked and I'm his girl.'
>>527281532>while secretly loving itHe'd hate it. Reminder that even in the Burial vision Andrew had to be snapped back to reality by Ashley because he was stress smoking and about to have a panic attack before attempting to back out just like SnS Andrew did after making out with his sister.
>>527282026Andrew is a mess. He has a smoke because he's embarrassed, then a minute later goes straight into round 2.
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>>527281359>COMPELLING! STARTLING! THOUGH-PROVIKING! UNSETTLING!Funny, i think this review would also fit Coffin
>>527282191>Andrew is a messHe is exactly like me fr fr
>>527282007>He's very unhappy with himself over being in love with Ashley specifically.God Andrew's such a fag
I'm sorry, Ms. Hussy, OOOOH, I am for real
Never meant to make your sister cry
I apologize a trillion times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSD2J8yaMmM
>>527281627They should make more sibling seggs videos instead of gory bullshit
>>527282191He just went fuck it mode
>>527282293True
>>527282415It would be too comically evil to do that instead of gore videos
>>527282415It'd raise tourism enough that it could maybe even fix Mexico's economy
>>527282415>>527281359It's a shame they're all brown. I would just once like to watch hot as fuck Hyperboreans inbreeding to advance the Aryan race without any imposition of step-siblinghood or getting stuck in washing machines. Is that too much to ask for, Klaus Schwab? Is it, you god damn fucker? Fuck you AND the cartel, you utter incompetents.
>>527281750>peeping on his sisterNormal teenage boy behavior. Back in the day I peeped on all my female relatives and tried to find their nudes, not even to jerk off just to see how they looked naked.
>making his gf larp as his sisterOr subconsciously as his mom? After all Renee had that hairstyle first and the narrator called him a mama's boy in episode 2. Freud would love Andrew as a patient.
>wanting to kick his gf teeth in so she can give better blowjobsBingo! This is what actually makes him a sadistic freak deviant.
>>527281296Andrew's a sexual deviant for committing outcest. He even considered outbreeding too, if you can believe it. No wonder this game is so controversial for tapping into such disgusting subject matter
>>527282995YOU VILL CONFORM TO THE ETHICS WE HAND OUT
YOU VILL ONLY CONSUME 'CORRECT' STEPSIBLING INCEST
Noelle is a traitor to her own kind. She is the ultimate hussy
>>527280916>being siblings is more of a barrier than a facilitatorThis is a less gay brokeback mountain
Still a little gay bc Andrew is involved
>>527283084>Normal teenage boy behavior.Speak for yourself.
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>>527282995There was a french camwhore that used to fuck her brother and quit when people found out. andyyy_93
Unfortunately she also fucked a black guy
>>527283084>Normal teenage boy behavior. Back in the day I peeped on all my female relatives and tried to find their nudes, not even to jerk off just to see how they looked naked.You cant possibly think this is normal
>>527283592>This is a less gay brokeback mountainHoly fuck, I need to write that one down. I'm using this for the rest of my life.
>>527283813Public guillotine for all three.
>>527283813>she also fucked a black guy>she was with her brotherWhat drives one to do this
which way western brother?
https://litter.catbox.moe/d0u4u9pi52r0o7zu.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/e4oudmvlr32pvq1i.png
Is there any reason it shouldn't be completely legal to rape your coalburning sister?
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>>527284002Whats even more fucked up is that it was found out the nig was their friend and it only happened once too
>>527284142Well I'm certainly not going the way of AI
>>527284218>she cheated on her brother with his friendThis is impressively bad
>>527284296It wasnt cheating…
>>527284352>implyingA sister is always her brother's wife and a brother is always his sister's husband.
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Lélé is disappointed.
>>527284459Marriage isn't always monogamous.
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>>527284506Ignore the previous file
>>527284352It was. Also, this is everything gone wrong and all the opposite of this game values.
>Cam whoring>Casual sex>Cheating>Fucking a nigger like the Juliafag's DadTruly tragic
>527284532
I know what you are
>>527284714That Anon permanently cemented to me the idea of Jane being mixed race.
>>527257302 (OP)Any1 else wanna fuck their sibling
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>americans wake up
>thread immediately derails into talking about having sex with niggers
>>527283813>andyyy_93Life is a dream. You can't make this shit up
>>527285220>How dare the Americans talk about a European that failed DelphismThis is one of your people, go sort them out
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Was she right?
>>527285220It was the french though
>>527285524Yeah. You are a bundle of memories basically. If you forgot right now who you are, it would be like if (You) died
>>527284714Renee was right about hating the french
>>527285524>too retarded for object permanenceHow would Ashley feel if she didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>527285241Ashley being indoctrinated by fundamentalists ironically stopped her from following a path like this
>>527285701Huh, what are you on about Andrew?? We ate breakfast, remember?
>>527285524It's the same principle a number of ancient cultures used, so yes, this was a Smartley moment
shit how I hate these hours
>>527284916Based on her dialogue, Jane is just some nerdy art proto-art hoe self-help floozoid who happens to be older than Andrew. The idea that she's some le sex OC with abs and muscle mommy is gay and retarded and based on a singular bad threat. It's no better than the self-insert hussy OCs.
It's funny how over time, the perception of Ashley has shifted from a cunning manipulator to a complete fucking bimbo. What happened?
>>527286262She is just too dumb to be a cunning manipulator
>>527207374 (You)
How do you make these?
>>527286262she really desperately wanted sex in ch3
>>527286262This is what happens when a powerful character in a shonen anime catches too many Ls.
>>527286262>What happened?It became more and more clear that Andrew has been doing exactly what he wanted the entire time and that her airhead tactics only work on him because he lets them.
>>527286934>Visibly older Andrew without resorting to The GoateeFucking finally
>>527287142THANK GOD
STOP GIVING HIM FACIAL HAIR
>>527286262Nemlei couldn't help herself but to degrade her female self-insert
>>527286752>>527286262Ironically she's been proven right almost every time, yet she's a shit manipulator.
Man if Andrew and Ashley just talked about Nina before all this quarantine horseshit they could be married and living in Ohio.
But no we have to watch the fart cloud and Ashley show to get to the romance portion of the story
>>527287428Why must female writers do this?
>>527286530https://x.com/TomOliver3D/status/1926353140359537101
>>527286262Ashley got MOEfied
>>527284218Where's this story?
>>527287458ashley thinks andrew can replace her with another girl long term. she's wrong
>>527287428>>527287698>degradeMoe Ashley is the cutest
>>527287834/gif/ and /int/
>>527287458The problem is, Ashley can tell Andrew wants to leave. Because she has a shit opinion on herself, she does not believe there is anything good she can do to convince him otherwise, so she's resorting to underhanded tactics to bruteforce love.
>>527288192Seriously, what was he actually going to say? "We could've started a family"???
>>527288019But where specifically, I'm not really seeing anything about the brother.
>>527285825Looks like Douglas and Renee were good parents after all
>>527288343Less that the parents were good, more that the grandparents were really good. Grandpa Graves could have fixed them both easily.
>>527288192>>527288254I am still unsure as to what he was going to say, was he really about to admit that they could've fallen in love?
Had he said that, then that migh'tve pre-emptively set them to fixing things sans cliffhanger imo.
>>527285241>You can't make this shit upbecause im not
>>527288330there's not a thread up now obviously, it was from years ago
check the archives or something
/tv/ too
>>527288464>was he really about to admit that they could've fallen in love?Writefags, GET TO IT
>>527288254I just assumed it was "We could've been together" or something along those lines.
>>527286262I think Ashley is really human
>>527288472I've found claims, but i haven't really found anythnig substantive that would indicate the guy is really her brother.
>>527288554It had to be something more because Andrew says that all the time and it'd be too vague for Ashley to interpret as remotely romantic
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In this moment, did she know she might be pregnant in a few months' time?
>>527288254"We could've ran away together and been able to truly BE together and start over and start our own family" is something along what I think he was going to say.
>>527289301She knew since the moment they cuddled in bed after their reconciliation
>Listen, I chose you, didn't I?
>*I* chose *you*.
>I elected to live out the rest of my life with you, only with you, and always with you, with this arrangement of course intended to be completely platonic and involving no sexual gratification for as long as we live, because incest is wrong and I am fully committed to celibacy henceforth.
What the fuck did Andrew mean by this?
>>527289975>What the fuck did Andrew mean by this?It was a subtle nod so that the audience can deduce that Andrew is a retard and lying to himself and everyone else
>>527289975What he said, in episode 1 he agreed to only be with Ashley, as long as she behaved.
Had Ashley not tried to force things, he might've eased into falling in love with her eventually, but Ashley wanted immediate results.
>>527288254I think it'd be eloped or married, given that that would echo the conversation in Cliffhanger about what Ashley wanted, and Nemlei loves a callback
>>527290159>immediate resultsI don't blame her, because Andrew immediately gets horny upon seeing his sister
>>527290252>echo the conversation in Cliffhanger about what Ashley wantedI forget. All her lovey dovey stuff that I can remember is from SnS
>>527290291Still, their lives have been absolute chaos lately, he probably wanted things to quiet down a bit, see where they stand.
He wants them to get along and for Ashley to be his friend, her being vulnerable makes Andrew melt, as we see in the Cliffhanger, it's her trying to force things out of him that remind him Ashley wants to twist his feelings to her gain.
>>527290413https://youtu.be/NnErqqFlt_w?si=MDXekbJL3wcAgfnx&t=34139
This is like 30 seconds before the relevant portion, but I've always personally liked having a little bit of the preceding scene to catch the tone/context.
>>527290515>He wants them to get along and for Ashley to be his friendAndrew tells himself that but what he actually wants is to marry her
>>527290718You can platonically marry your friend... >_>
>>527290925Platonic sibling marriage...platonic sibling impregnation >~<
>>527290718Eventually, yes, but it's something he'd just have to warm up to gradually in absence of significant progress on him being unable to trust her.
>>527290925>>527291090^v^ Platonic missionary position creampie
This feels like old /calg/..
>>527287838Andrew also thinks he can replace Ashley until he actually tries leaving, same for Ashley thinking that she can shoot and replace Andrew with some literal who.
>>527291356Floozy and hussy are such cute words desu
>>527291728>pic relatedI really don't think this is what Jewlia looks like
>>527291728They really are. I'd call Julia my little hussy every single day
>>527291371Name a better feeling
>>527291874i think everything checks out
>>527291916Need someone to photoshop out the septum piercing because this is literally Julia otherwise
>>527291728>>527291916>andrew was not attracted to thisDid he had a point?
>>527292525>ESL Juliafag Did I had a shock
>>527292525>censored boobsI'll have you know that this is my fetish, making this image MORE erotic to me
>>527292702ESL game also not a Juliafag
>>527292725Based
>>527290594I'm going to try and add onto my thoughts because "it just feels right" isn't enough.
This would be the scene that Nemlei would likely have called back to, were the chronology of flashbacks ingame workable for this, because this is similar to the other callback she makes with the forced sex scene. In both cases, it's an adult appropriation of a conversation or phrase that they had as children, and in both cases it's one of the few times that they're actually being honest about their feelings, whether it's about what they do or don't want. Honestly, this makes me want to look for more examples, so I guess it'll be time for another replay soon.
>>527291728>picIf Julia looked like that virtually all the boys in the school would've asked her out.
>>527292849and be known as the boyfriend of the girl who cuts herself? no way fag!
>>527291371Is there anything so wrong so that? Isn't it the most beautiful things to face somebody with full intimacy, with complete innocence and honesty rather than wanton lust? And to trust somebody so much that you would platonically decide to raise children together has to be the peak of friendship goals.
>>527292969Being a virgin at your age isn't cute.
>>527292267Imagine kissing her nose freckles over and over and over until she's bright red and softly asks you to cut it out and start touching her already
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>>527292919>he isn't into women who cut
>>527291356floozy feet...
I hope Cliffhanger will have a segment with Ashley reckoning with her culpability in things going wrong, especially her obsession with forcing progress.
Parents thing was a disaster in both Decay AND Burial for her.
>>527293087I wish i still had that panel from a manga or doujin where the guy starts kissing the girl wrist scars
>>527293191Can you imagine thighfucking a woman with those big scars? Ribbed for my pleasure.
>>527293087Neither was anyone in NotHelsinki High or whatever
>>527293152Trying to ask Julia if you can see her feet without coming across as a creep...
>>527293309Nigga that's so fucking weird. And all for a NBR woman?
>>527293484>And all for a NBR woman?Well, I don't want my sister to cut, I love her desu
>>527293309Cutters are pussies, those cuts aren't deep or hard enough to make a difference.
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>>527293321>HelsinkiActually it makes sense why Coffinland is such a hellhole now if it was based off Helsinki
I'm sorry Nemlei, but UP was a dogshit movie
>>527293545True but I can't even imagine caring about a stranger that much
>>527293881It was a ok movie, but i remember the plot getting boring in the final act
>>527291356I wish Nemlei fixed Julia's eyebrows in that CG so bad
>>527292849she did found a boy fairly quickly after breaking up with andrew
>>527294121>caring about a stranger that muchhe just said he wants to fuck ribbed thighs
>>527294324>after breaking up with andrew>afterShe had him as a backup before the breakup, my guess would be when Andrew and Ashley were a month into the quarantine.
>>527294579>[the user's blatant headcanon and/or fetish]
>>527294579>She [HEADCANON]
>>527294620I'm not saying Julia cheated, I'm saying she found herself a replacement before the breakup.
>>527294751Did you think that that was the issue with what you wrote?
>>527294867You don't find a new guy in 1 week & 3-4 days since you broke up with your boyfriend that you've been together with for over 4 years.
>>527292849There was (what i thought it was) a really hot chick in my school that no one wanted to ask out because she was emo. And i fell for the cattle mentality. In fact i joined into bullying her because of her music taste, which i profoundly regret
>>527295067Doesn't she just say that she's been talking so someone nice?
>>527294620Do you seriously think she only JUST met and found him, within a week of Andrew's death and breakup?
>>527295067>>527295216She just says she has been talking to a guy and doesn't know if he sees him that way when Andrew tried to guilt trip her
>>527295172>>527295301>praphrasing: he's been supporting me through the breakupIn other words he was orbiting Julia and encouraging her to breakup so he can swoop in. Nice guy redditor.
>>527295301>if he sees her*i'm not ESL
>>527295426>he's been supporting me through the breakup>[therefore] She had him as a backup before the breakup
>>527295301In both S&S and Cliffhanger is pretty clear that Julia found a new man and is only being humble about it. But she could have knew hin beforehand
>>527295301No, she admits she likes him, she just doesn't know if he does.
>>527295426or maybe she just met a guy on the church after she broke up? my headcanon is just as likely as yours
>>527295684Lol the fact that she doesn't know if he likes her directly contradicts the idea that he's being kept around as a backup
Julia slanderers once again haven't played the game!
>>527295684Lite Rallyme has this in the bag
>>527257302 (OP)This role/girl reminded me so much of Ashley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFp67p3ucj4&ab_channel=BingeSociety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7REYQGmL9ns&ab_channel=DimmiHovey
The part where she almost commits suicide if he doesn't help her kill her little brother's murderers is something.
You can watch the full thing here:
https://www.tokyvideo.com/video/leon-the-professional-movie
>>527295539But that's what happened if Julia's words mean shit. We don't know for how long this dude was behind her because we don't know much about anyone else in this game except to what effect they affected the siblings life. But it's clear that before episode 1, Julia was considering ditching Andrew and her circle agreed with the idea (The vision with the Jane phonecall is an example). We also don't know what Julia been up to in those three months.
>>527295921Not necessaily, Julia is also really fidgety in general, but the fact she's been talking to him clearly shows she's moved on from Andrew and now is probably waiting for her right moment with the new guy.
>>527295986Buy an ad you worthless nigger
>>527295986Leon the Professional should be the blueprint of Nemlei's next though-provoking kino
>>527296113>Not necessailyNecessarily. You can't keep someone around as a backup if you don't think they like you
>clearly shows she's moved on from Andrew and now is probably waiting for her right moment with the new guy.Obviously. She moved on from Andrew when she dumped his sorry ass
>>527296108>But that's what happened>We don't know for how long this dude was behind heryou just refuted yourself
>Julia's words mean shitwhy would her words mean shit?
>>527296301this
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>>527296301>You can't keep someone around as a backup if you don't think they like youJulia is a girl, they always have a backup
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Leon the Professional has a lot of scenes, but the pacing is so-so like a detective movie. For a 2 hour and 13 minutes movie it feels like only 1 hour passes. So it's actually great for ADHD zoomers that don't have patience.
Mathilda/Portman is a real little shit just like Leyley that's equally intelligent yet dumb just like Leyley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_dVfhBaJRw&ab_channel=Clip
>>527296301> You can't keep someone around as a backup if you don't think they like youYes you can, it's essentially leaving the door open, and we know she has had orbiters telling her to dump Andrew, like Jane.
In SnS she tells Andrew this guy has been helping her going through things so she also could just be humble about it, wouldn't be the first time she lied to Andrew.
>Obviously. She moved on from Andrew when she dumped his sorry assYou don't just find a new guy you're interested in a week after a breakup and death of your ex, not without having made your mind about it before the breakup, that's not how this works.
Ashley keeps proving how 1 dimensional she is compared to everyone else, even fucking Noelle is more 3dimensional than her.
I wonder if it's on purpose to make Andrew look better or to make the audience more surprised when Ashley does do something intelligent or sensitive.
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>>527297078>it's essentially leaving the door openThe door isn't open if the guy doesn't like her back
Dumbass
>>527297269The door is closed only if she knows he isn't interested, which isn't what happened, the phrase means there's a chance to pursue something.
>>527297061Funny thing about the actor doing the crying scene... the actress was such a hardass she couldn't cry on command so they had to spray her with something. Brown eyes don't cry, brown eyes can't cry.
>>527297078>not without having made your mind about it before the breakupyeah she made her mind about how she didn't actually liked Andrew before the breakup, logically
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>>527297437Fuck it man, sure. Julia kept this guy around for month/years as her orbiter and backup plan
But she has no idea if he even likes her back
>>527297061Mathilda in a lot of ways does remind me of Ashley, her family is a victim of a big conspiracy, she has a brother she loves, she makes a deal with Leon for survival and sees him as a gateway for power, she keeps helping him kill people in hopes of becoming powerful enough to have her revenge.
Even their outfits are similiar.
What is with all the reaction images? What the fuck are you guys arguing about this time?
Why do you few trannies and femanons in this thread behave like boys or really douchebag men? why can't you be feminine? and I don't mean the teehee retardation I mean genuiney grown up intelligent woman behaviour.
You behave like a bunch of boys humping Batman's leg.
>>527297914I never said years, don't put words in my mouth.
personally, I think she's probably known him for weeks, a month top, and her falling for him was probably the final nail in her deciding to ditch Andrew.
>>527298347>she keeps helping him kill people in hopes of becoming powerful enough to have her revenge.If she had patience she could have turned into this motherfucker, but without the retardation of "You killed my mom now teach me to be strong, lol. I totally won't kill you at the end". Asians are a funny race of people.
>>527297914>Julia kept this guy around for month/years as her orbiter and backup planThis sort of thing happens more often than you would want to believe
>But she has no idea if he even likes her backShe's just being Julia
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>>527298532So first he was some orbiter plotting to split up Julia and Andrew who Julia intentionally kept around as a backup
Now he's just a nice guy Julia knows and is into
Whatever man, you got there eventually
>>527298980Do you really think you're talking to one person, anon?
>>527299045Hello, janitor. Waiting for Davis to be murdered or imprisoned for crypto scamming before you move back to your subreddit and stop destroying 4chan?
You know it's not very polite to look into someone's IP as a janitor. Not very polite at all.
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>Coffin epilogue
>Ashley hanging around with Andrew publicly
>she makes eye contact with Julia, who is happy with her new bf
>they just pretend they don't know eachother and continue walking
>roll credits https://youtu.be/MmmRjwgVVOw?si=GB38GK0BEYagdLl0&t=47
>>527299036You hopped into the argument, you take up his position. Why would I bother telling you apart?
You looked at his cards, you play his hand.
>>527299410You're a fucking idiot if you can't tell people apart by the points they make and lump them into an amalgam.
>>527299481to be honest i also thought you were the first anon
>>527299481I could, if I felt like it
But why would I bother?
>>527299036That's the thing. Juliafags might be right about certain topics sometimes, but even when they are they're so obnoxious and victim-minded, they act superior with the same images attached all the time, they start shit the moment someone says something they don't like about their non-character waifu etc etc. I'm not any one of you guys but can we talk about something else?
>>527299573You're still being an idiot, wearing it as a badge of pride is patheitc.
>>527299671>can we talk about something else?you start
>>527299671We're just talking about Julia's alleged boyfriend. Why do you guys get so butthurt when you're wrong?
>>527299809So are you going to get back to the point or are you giving up?
>>527300027What point, you being an idiot?
>>527299896I'm not "wrong" I literally have no opinion on the matter. Why do you always think it's you and Julia against the whole /calg/ lmao
>>527298861>Julia's keeping a guy on backup fir months/yearsMy HC that anon is Julia's new bf keeps getting better
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>527300339I wish my sister was here
>>527300680Maybe she is and you don't know it, anon
>>527300607Finally some basedness
>>527300339Cute, but flip her face around
>>527299896i have noticed this too, but it is what it is
>>527300780Uhhh... Darling sister, if you're here and reading this, just know that the hugg and fugg your sister, marry your sister and total sibling breeding and missionary creampies and other such posts are all strictly jokes. And the incestuous freaks here are not my friends...
>>527302740>And the incestuous freaks here are not my friends...That's not true! Andy and I are best friends!
>>527300972On it, give me a minute
>>527302992shutthefuckupyoulittleshit
Don't listen to them, darling. They're all sisterless freaks, I am here to teach them that incest is le bad.
I just got offered a job that would pay me well and my first thought was whether or not I could check and post on /calg/ while I'm at work. I think y'all niggers broke me. I need to detach myself from the codependent relationship I have with this general and fuck hussies and floozies.
>>527304462The only reason I haven't quit my job is because it lets me post here the whole time
>>527304714Teh preshus...
>>527304714My daughter btw
>>527305036post cock now doug
>>527305094Sorry, it's not with me right now. My wife has it.
>>527305094Do NOT talk to my husband that way
>>527305183I'm jealous. I go back to school soon though, so my /calg/ hours will shoot up
>>527305183I was too until this one. Luckily I got informed that I will indeed be able to post and lurk here so I won't be gone after all! You're all stuck with me.
>>527305183Must be nice not having to worry about being connected to the university wifi while you scroll /calg/ in your office
>>527279513No, non-drinkers can get use out of it a few times but otherwise what
>>527279594 said rings true.
>If something happens to them, they will hunt us to the end of the earth...
Isn't this wrong? Isn't it always "the endS of the world"?
Not to be crass, but I need to feel her slutty wet throat gripping my cock as my balls rest against her chin
>>527305480>>527305774We have Nemleian agents in IT departments worldwide to ensure uninterrupted /calg/ access is maintained!
>>527306258Yes, but Nemlei is an ESL, please understand. English may be the best human language, but sometimes translating from pure, unfiltered Delphism is difficult.
>>527306258english is not her forty
>>527306335>Not to be crass, but [the kindest, sweetest, and tenderest words I've ever heard used to refer to Julia]
I've been super horny lately
I need to have sex with Julia
>>527306335Unpopular take but her teeth scraping my peenus would only make me harder
>>527307194Julia can do whatever she wants with her cute girl teeth
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>>527306335This may sound controversial to some, but the only thing that's good about her is that if I tie her hair up and fuck her throat, it's really easy to pretend she's someone else.
>>527306945I guess sad fucks are attracted to sad fucks.
>>527308139Whoever may be behind this post?
>>527308139Someone else? Like who, a movie star or someone out of your league?
>>527308606>>527308452Nobody. Just forget I said anything.
>>527308737(Okaaay? Weirdo.)
Yeah, sure.
>>527284916Juliafag anon here, you guys are still talking about me after 80 threads?
I kinda doubt Jane would be race-mixed though. Up until recent years, there weren't a lot of niggers in northern europe.
im not a sad fuck but im attracted to Julia
I wasn't particularly attracted to Julia at first, but the way the letter made her sound like this defenseless victim kind of made her hotter
>>527309195This still the best Jane OC ever
>>527257678>>527308139>>527308452The jews, its always us. Always.
>>527309195Holy fuck, I just checked. The last thread I responded to was #317. Its been 105 threads since then.
>>527309682True, I like it better than the earlier versions where she had light hair.
>>527309879Remember: You're here forever
>>527310301At least I tried to escape. For several months. Are we all really cursed to remain in this degenerate hell of a website?
>>527310513Yes. But is it really so bad?
Andrew wants to fuck his sister. There I said it
>>527310690He doesn't really want to fuck his sister.
>>527310690He doesn't actually want to fuck Ashley. It's pathological.
>>527310513/calg/ is the only place i use on this site, and the only reason to stick around anymore. Once this game is finished, and we squeeze all the juice left to discuss about it, i think that will be it
>>527310685Nah...I have learned more about my religion/ethnicity here in 2 weeks, than the last 25 years combined. Its comical how evil my people are if you pay attention.
>>527310690T-that's silly, haha! Unless...
>>527311447>Once this game is finished, and we squeeze all the juice left to discuss about itI am so fucking scared of this
>>527311561Does Julia want him to fuck his sister?
>anons are worried about what to do when TCOAAL ends as if we've even finished discussing pressing concerns from NGN, like what color Noelle's piss is
>>527311447you are here forever
>>527311874/calg/ should be renamed to /nemg/ after tcoal gets released
>>527311798Ummm, no. But Julia knows about it because Ashley has the subtly of a firework. She was yelling at Julia about it over the phone, remember?
>>527312348She was also yelling about how she should ask Andrew what happened to ____ and she doesn't seem to have picked up on the full implications of that.
>>527311904I already got everything useful out of other boards i was invested in.
>>527311874My only cope is that Nemlei won't stop making gaems and we will become /nemg/, but even then nothing will ever match Coffin and there will be Yes Bad Noelle or Worse Quarter remake newfags or some shit in these threads and all the oldfags will be gone. It never will be the same again. I am so fucking scared anons.
>>527311447Once this game is done and I finish my translation I will kiss my sister on her fucking lips and leave this place
At the end of this game development, every anon ITT will get a gf and leave 4chan forever
>>527312553To be fair, that part was in Andrews' dream/vision. Ashley might have been smart enough not to make that reference in real life. Even if she was pissed at Julia.
>>527257302 (OP)Why is the Coffin of Andy and Leyley called the 'Coffin?' and what is the importance of the Coffin?
In the first episode the Coffin is important because a makeshift Coffin is what kills Nina, which is the moment that forever bound Andy and Leyley together...
But what does the Coffin mean exactly? Does it mean that Andy and Leyley are stuck together in a coffin?
>>527313092It's their relationship. Metaphorically.
>>527313092No, that means Andy and Leyley will be buried in a coffin (Their old home) so they can change into something else. You literally see Andy's coffin in the Cliffhanger route
>>527312956Unironically I'm not asking another woman out for reasons unrelated to Coffin, at least not that I can foresee. So I'm never getting a gf, which means we're stuck in development hell forever. (You) are welcome, /calg/ will never die.
>>527313280I think that way too but we all thought Decay meant the decay of their relationship but then Nemlei pulled the "moral decay of Andrew Graves" on us and now I am not gonna be so sure of myself.
>>527313092the real coffin are the siblings that got fucked along the way
>>527313683The moral Decay of Andrew and the Burial of Leyley.
>>527313683Burial can mean two things as I see it
1. Bury your problems and pretend they don't exist (Sth akin to Splat/SnS end)
2. Bury Andy and Leyley and move on (Sth akin to Cliffhanger)
Decay wasn't all doom and gloom so we have no reason to suppose the worst for Burial in every route I say
>>527313468I have never been on any other part of 4chan before /calg/ but I have heard anons saying generals turn to shit after a while because all the discussion is exhausted. Is that true? Does that mean they get infested with faggots and off topic bullcrap or that only diehard fans keep the general barely alive at some point, because the latter I would actually like a lot.
>>527313709This really is the Coffin of Andy and Leyley!
>>527313909>How do things happenYou do them, Anon. (You) have to be vigilant against the faggotry and do your part to keep the lights on, ie effortposting, at least occasionally. Same way as everything in this world, desu
>>527313468The post said
>getting a gfNot getting out of your house to the meadows to ask the tomboy cinderella out straight to the honeymoon. Maybe some decent girl will ask you out, who knows.
>>527314052>"Are we truly doing this? After decaying along, we will bury Andy and Leyley in this coffin?"What the hell is this
>>527314064When the time comes I will always spam cute images to supress retardation and faggotry, Nemlei be my witness. But I know this website has some very straightforward and common patterns that WILL come to be. Just tell me straight doc... Will /calg/ become hell?
>>527314141>girl will ask you out>girl>ask you outlol lmao even
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>>527313909/calg/ 4+ months after new chapter is
silence until thread is at page 8
then someone posts boring fanart or puzzle construction link or simping for waifu or hating someone's waifu or unoriginal nonsense post or ragebait
>>527313909>>527314926I left these threads a few months after episode 2 because the ERPing and discord shit was too cringe
>>527314725Honestly, it depends to some degree on your ability to produce new things as well, whether that's greens or art. Just because a lot of generals, if not boards altogether, get worse over time doesn't mean it's either guaranteed or permanent. But worrying helps nobody, so get it out of your system and move on
>>527314141Even if a woman did ask me out, I just can't see it being worth all of the effort. I'd just turn her down, I'm pretty sure I'm done dating.
>>527314816Eh, it happens more often than this site would be inclined to consider
>>527306335I just noticed she tied her hair back in this
>>527315171>I'm pretty sure I'm done dating.Oh well, carry on then
>>527315171>>527314141>I just can't see it being worth all of the effortThis. Personally I can't handle having a roommate even if I love her, the way women always try to change my house and get me to do small chores in an inefficient retarded way really gets under my skin. Time to die alone I guess.
>>527313092I think the coffin is THIS story, it's a story about how Andy and Leyley got buried, left behind, so that Andrew and Ashley could move forward.
One way or another.
In Andrew wins at tag, he kills Ashley and Leyley, and then himself.
In Shots and Such, Andy and Leyley get behind, but their rotting corpses decay Andrew and Ashley who never get to flourish.
Cliffhanger seems like it's them actually burying Andy and Leyley.
Burial is similiar:
Questionable is Leyley remains, but Andy is gone and she's deluding herself into thinking things are fine, despite not liking it, while Sane is Ashley confronting their loss of innocence and striving to do better.
>>527314926So slow /calg/? I like that. I will do my best to keep it engaged but don't expect endless discussion from me. I like the avatarfaggotry or what it's called with the anons acting like the characters in the game and I hope that won't die (it will). Either way I'm Nemlei's honest soldier and I will be here when I'm fifty with seven kids with my sisterwife.
>>527315494Yes, because this is one of the puzzle rooms where Andrew is trying to "overwrite" or cover his desire for Ashley with Julia
>>527315929>with the anons acting like the characters in the gameroleplay fags are boring and cringe
>>527315929>roleplaying in the generalPlease don't. But, fan fiction is always welcome
>>527316338But /calg/ does that all the time and I don't see anyone saying "kys trannyniggerfaggot roleplayer" or something, while every other faggotry is pointed out.
>>527316338>>527316540I don't know what you guys understood but I mean stuff like pic related. It's funny.
>>527316987yeah short stuff like this is fine
>>527313092>In the first episode the Coffin is important because a makeshift Coffin is what kills Nina,WRONG! It's because they're stuck in that coffin of an apartment!
>>527316987I've only seen 2 funny /calg/ roleplays in 2 years
/calg/ as of mid-March 2025 was peak /calg/ and if you weren't there or didn't like it you're not a real /calg/arite
bros you're right /calg/ really has gone down hill... maybe we should convert to /yiikg/
>>527318894>peak /calg/ means it's dead until american hours and during american hours anons talk about the same topics for the 200th time
This could be us but you keep playing.
>>527318894You mean UNTIL mid-March 2025? Because what you're saying is not that long ago and you sound like you're being nostalgic.
>>527319237WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Nemlei saw /colgate/ and it's why devlogs are cancelled
>>527319416I'm a playa like that
>>527319764Calling /calg/ /colgate/ is brilliant, I'm stealing this one.
Newfags, please lurk moar. That is all.
>>527319409>>527319598Look man, I get it. You weren't there before Chapter 3. But in the time just before Chapter 3, things here were super comfy
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>>527320160Oh you mean that, I am shit with timelines. I was here just before Episode 3 and yes it was indeed comfy slow /calg/.
>>527291728Andrew felt suicidal because he had sex with THIS?
Reminda dat Anjroo izza gud boi and he dindu nuffin. He neva hurt nobodi.
>>527321538Nah, he felt suicidal because he had sex with the girl who cuts herself (he certainly knows how to pick them). Besides the biggest depression inducing thing in life is having to cope with having sex with some floozie instead of your godgiven sisterwife.
>>527321895>the girl who cuts herselfThose are just baseless rumors
>>527321538Julia didn't look like this
>>527321895>he felt suicidal because he had sex with the girl who cuts herselfso he felt suicidal because he had sex with THAT
>>527321538He didn't feel suicidal until the quarantine, arguably SnS if he was actually joking.
>>527320063what is /colgate/?
>>527321939Could be. But no 10/10 is going to be known as "the girl who cuts herself". A girl like that would've been able to beat those kinds of rumors just with her existence too.
>>527321713>Anjroo and Leyley make their way to the nearest Walmart looting spree and pick up some baby formula for their upcoming inbred child>wait a minute thats a large tv not baby formula
>>527321939both ashley and classmates believe it and she's covering her arms. she's probably cutting
>>527322224I know but Juliaposters need to be reminded their blank sheet waifu that they project the girl of their dreams on is not a model.
>>527322431>classmates believe itClassmates also believed Andrew was fucking his sister
>>527322347>>527322431I choose not to believe it because the truth is too sad
>>527322508so you're just butthurt for no real reason?
>>527322347>beat those kinds of rumors just with her existence tooWhat?
the coffin beach episode will clear all this up and settle the busts debate
>>527322919The beach episode will begin with them trying to go a beach, they step on sand and Andrew finds out a drug needle jabbed itself into his foot.
They then go to the hospital.
>>527322919Breast envy kino trope incoming?
>>527323124Andrew would be envious of Ashley's boobs.
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>>527322615I just hope you julia fans aren't retarded enough to marry a cutter irl
>>527323196...my pee pee...
>>527323315Not as bad as the anons who are convinced by the feds to persue their sisters and end up exiled from the family
>>527323315The girls who were cutters were always stinky. They smelled like musty laundry. Does Julia stink?
Better Half's artstyle made me think Thiu just had really hairy arms.
>>527322710>went out of my way to say Juliaposters instead of Juliafags to show I'm trying not to be aggressive >still got called "butthurt"Goddamnit this is why it's impossible to have a conversation with you guys
>>527323526Yeah, she smells like soap with grass covered in rain, like how a morning in a house on the hills feels like
>>527323684Thiu is a proffessional cutter
Andrew is canonically hot and people still bullied and made him a social outcast due the sisterfucking rumors
>>527323902They needed their monthly entertainment.
>>527323807I want a character like Thiu but instead of being a faggot, he's a professional hitman of Southern America
>>527323902Is a doggy dog world
>>527322551>>527323902I mean, can you blame them?
>>527323752i mean thats just how your post sounded like to me
>>527323993Isn't that just far cry 6
>>527324149I can't blame Andrew for falling in love with such a cutey pie like Ashley
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>>527323315I can save her
>>527323993Play Far Cry 3
>>527322508why not?
>>527324238no, far cry 6 sucks
it is however very similar to far cry 3, but it's south east asia instead of south america
>>527324409Mr. California was probably the best Fat Cry protag.
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>>527323526>Does Julia stink?Call Julia smelly, no one bats an eye
But you call Ashley smelly...
>>527324619Jack Carver was based but Jason was pretty good too. Too bad they never released any new Far Cry after 3 right haha
>>527324743I think we all remember the weird quiet girl from middle/high school who wore a black hoodie even in summer.
>>527324743Ashley smells to roses and new shoes, like a comfy apartment with view at the sunset.
when was the last time ashley took a bath
>>527324743Ashley canonically smells good. There's no mention of Julia's smell however.
>>527325739She cleans herself in the gas station, and then takes a shower at ???'s shower.
in SnS, she presumably showers in Carl's appartment.
>>527325908>canonically smells goodshe's constantly near a smoker though
>>527326092>near a constant smoker>near a literal hell being>pheromones of cannibalism
>>527324972>>527325908Smelly is a positive adjective
>Ashley
Top notes: strawberry, iron, leaf green
Middle notes: crème, rose, jasmine
Last notes: musk, vanilla
>Julia
Top notes: mandarin, bergamot, leaf green
Middle notes: rose, peony, jasmine
Last notes: musk, patchouli, amber
>>527326268I wonder if ??? smells at all. Nemlei (pbuh) probably never even thought about it.
>>527326521That is some autism you got there
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>>527326521Fascinating. Could I press you to explain why you've assigned those smells to those girls?
>>527326913Could Columbo solve the Nina case?
Longlegs Graves are gonna eat ya
>>527326521>top note of ironAshley always cleans all the blood off herself and she usually just steals people's souls anyway.
>>527326913In Ashley's case, i went for something girly but wild. With a faint smell of iron given all the bloody adventures she gets herself into
For Julia, i went for something more demure, but soft and nice.
>>527326521>>527327606These are good choices actually
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>>527327606Scholarly response. What kind of shampoo should I buy if I want to pretend it's Julia's?
>>527327036Anyone who gave a shit to investigate it would have.
>>527327954Aveda Shampure
??? tells Andrew that souls like his come there to die, but he doesn't die. So did Andrew manage to survive against the odds there or was it lying to him?
>>527328287Instead of shampoo, I thinking of getting a nice detergent that I'll use to make my bedsheets smell like Julia
BTW I am a totally normal and sane person
>>527328431He would've died had he not found a way to awaken and it's implied it's Ashley who did it.
>>527324972Smells like old laundry and sweat. A mix of cat piss in there too. The hoodie girl sat behind me in class in high school and the smell was overpowering
>>527328554Anon, if you have a Bath & Body Works near you/you can order from, they sell laundry detergent that would work well for this
>>527327513It's hard to completely get rid of it, especially since Ashley is constantly messing with blood for rituals and whatnot
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>>527263704Im awake now, sorry
>>527263528No idea desu. I usually just download my twitter bookmarks, dont always pay attention to artist. Unlike certain twitter accounts I dont repost them and claim them as my own. Just post em on /calg/. Credit usually isnt an issue since 98% or so of fan art is watermarked.
>>527331228NICE HUSSLE TONS OF FUN. NEXT TIME EAT A SALAD
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>>527331980TOXISODA. THE COFFINVERSE ALREADY HAS A SOFT DRINK BRAND, AND IT'S TOXISODA. FUCKING USE IT.
>>527332279I dont get how any could be so mad about having their cock licked
>>527332279That annoys me too. No one includes SoxiToda in their art.
>>527332801it's lewd sibling activity hours
>>527332272andy is so rapeable
>Guy with validation issues
>Girl with abandonment issues
You just know they're going to give each other world-class head.
I fucking hate reality so much. I want nothing more than to die and end up in the world of Coffin
>>527334747You guys keep saying that but Andrew's mouth isn't positioned so different in that CG either. I still can't see what's so funny looking about it desu, it's not inconsistent with Nemlei's general artstyle.
>>527335056See
>>527315129
>>527335287>injuriesFucking fatal damage, eh?
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Coffin is all I have
>>527335056>Renee not telling him to move out NOWOne job
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>>527336089That is very sad, have you considered listening to emo rock
>>527336089Too bad it's gonna DIE!
>>527336237>have you considered listening to emo rockI've gotten pretty into Green Day lately. Does that count?
>>527336089Not going to lie, i think some anons on this general will finally kill themselves when this game is done
>>527336556This artist fucking sucks dude
>>527336614Listen to some real music, like Saosin
>>527336408If my sister told me to come home because she stubbed her toe, I would teleport home and beat the shit out of whatever dared to be on the way of her foot. Then I would kiss her toe for completely innocent reasons and she would be fine. Then I would berate her for ruining my date.
>>527336089Same, every time I think about acking I remember that I have to see how Coffin and Berserk end.
I still think this is one of, if not THE hottest CG. The Blushdrew, biting him like a fucking animal, subtle Asshley, and the fact that this was the moment Ashley was last happy and Andrew was going to bite her back if Mom hadn't shown up only added more. It just fills me with butterflies.
>>527337090>BerserkIt died with Miura, let it go
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>>527336621I'm not saying I will, but I'm not saying I won't either. 8 years is a long time. We'll see how I am at the end
>>527337408>8 yearsI don't think its going to take that much to this game to get a full release tho
>>527337156Remember when watashit was likeable?
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>>527337210I love her surprise in the next image. IDK what she was expecting but it clearly wasn't for Andrew to reciprocate.
They look so happy here. Man I hope burial really does have a happy ending.
>>527337521It's gotta be at least 5 years. Which is both awful and wonderful
>>527337641Nemlei does say that Ashley genuenly does not expect Andrew to love her back, she just can't help herself because she still projects all of her onto him.
>>527337656According to Nemlei, not with this choice
>>527337656There will be a good™ and happy™ ending for both Burial and Decay and we will be conflicted to choose which one is better. Trust the plan.
>>527337656While Burial will have a happy ending, it will not be in this route.
>>527337859But what if Nemlei's a hack???
>>527335272>only 635 million views in one monthone of his weaker vids, ngl
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Andrew is the best character from this game
>>527338178Then we go Plan B! We kill the cat...
How does Andrew resist biting her when he sees this? I bite my sister all the time and we're not even like them
>>527335272>nerd's towards the end of his review>"to be honest, this for the most part just seems like a standard visual novel with RPG elements. and a fucked up story">"I don't see why people were complaining so much about this game so much, but whatever. Let's keep going">"okay so, place the bunny on the pedestal, talk to the demon aaannnddd...">"........penny for your thoughts">"uhhh....">"no deal">"come on give me one word">"screen goes to burial sex scene">nerd mouth gapes>"....no......" *stares at the camera*>"......THEY FUCKED!?"
>>527338902>and we're not even like them
>>527337656>I hope burial really does have a happy ending.
>>527338902>I bite my sister all the time and we're not even like themUhhhhh you sure?
>>527338178He was right in that we'd despise some of the endings. Shots and Such made me want to minecraft myself.
It's Friday the 13th!
Any good Coffin-coded horror films? Maybe some that have sibling incest for anons to watch with their sisters?
>>527339093i also bite my sister sometimes desu
>>527339390No chatgpt, there are no movies like coffin. You either watch one with incest, or one with occult stuff
>>527332272Genuinely keked
>>527339481>there are no movies like coffin.I will make a 6-8 hour Coffin film, with 4 different cuts.
>>527339390One of the bigger inspirations for Coffin was Crimson Peak.
Sweeney Todd is also not too far off.
Reminder that Slutdrew is used goods
>>527339704That's not true. The biggest inspiration is crash bandicoot
>>527339704>Crimson PeakBut could one watch this with their sister?
>>527339949You can watch anything with your sister, anon
>>527339390>Maybe some that have sibling incest for anons to watch with their sisters?drunkanon do you want your sister to think you're just obsessed with the fetish and doesnt actually like her
>>527340027That's not him.
>>527340027That's not Drunkanon.
>>527340123This is Drunkanon.
>>527339093>>527339108My sister has that nape thing where when something gets close there she gets irritated and she clenches (I have it too but she doesn't need to know that) so I try biting her there to tease her. I discovered this when I was little and never stopped in fact mastered it.
>>527339891Ancient the last scholar of Nemlei (pbuh)
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Fill my heat with song, and let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for, all I worship, and adore
>>527339842For having a long term relationship with one girl?
I wish I had a big brother
>>527340375>used (adj.)>having previously been usedYes. One and done. He threw away his purity and wasted all those experiences on a girl he didn't even like, and he can never get it back.
>>527339091WHAT WERE THEY THINKIIINNNG
>>527340375Andrew is having constant sex with different women every single second he is not under Ashley's observation
>>527341212Thought-provoking
How Coffin would be like if Nemlei wasnt a coward
>>527341676More like what would it be like if Nemlei didn't grow up
>>527340726>>527341008Do women actually care about this?
>>527341798JitC was Nemlei's first Steam release
>>527341937No, as long as he hasn't been fucking a bunch of hussies raw
>>527341937women are opposite of men
they get put off by virgins and horny by used ones
>>527341937It's actually the opposite. If you have racked up at least a body count of 50 women at the age of 12, you will never make it. There is nothing that girls hate as much as virgin men.
>>527341676Andrew is STRAIGHT. He likes dykes, CHINA. STOP DRAWING HER WITH A FRICKEN PICKLE
>>527342184>*if you haven't racked upSneed. But seriously, women hate virgin men with a force of ten thousand suns, they don't even register as human beings in their minds.
>>527341937Yes, anon. Women don't like whores any more than men do
>but 4chan said-Don't start with me
>>527342332Let's not be delusional. Women can't stand virgins guys because virgins are not real men. A man who didn't have sex past the age of 19 is perpetually a boy, and have arrested development of some sort, so you have the body of a man, but the essence of inexperience remains. Being a virgin for a woman is self control, being a virgin for a man is incompetence and women knows it.
>>527341937No. Some just pretend they do.
>>527341937Generally no. But Ashley saw Andrew as hers since childhood so him not being a virgin due to the work of anyone other than herself counts as cheating for her.
>>527342640NTA but the average woman likes neither playboys nor virgins. They prefer guys who have some experience with a few partners (proving their mate-value), but not too many (which suggests commitment issues). Plenty of exceptions of course, mostly in favor of playboys rather than virgins, especially among women who are more inclined towards being sexually loose themselves.
>>527342165>>527342325That's why sometimes they chase a man they intially didn't want after seeing him have a girlfriend or ask another girl out. Andrew has been going around chasing hussies and floozies left and right his entire life for this exact reason, all in order to make Ashley even crazier about him. This was all an elaborate plan. He was a genius all along. Bravo Nemlei!
>>527342640Anon, you need to talk to girls. Not in the sense that you need to date them, but you need to talk to girls to actually know what they're like instead of what you read on /r9k/. These don't even have to be friends or strangers, talk to your sisters or cousins or aunt.
Broadly, women don't hate virgin guys. They don't actually care that much. And this is pretty much how all guys are. The only people who really care about virginity are people who think virginity is a major personality trait
>>527342839Is it right to come to these conclusions in a modern environment where casual sex is normal though? Would ancient people like a man who fucks a lot of women, or a committed man with a family consisting of one woman and a lot of children from her?
>>527341937Its no different than with guys. If you couldn't hold a relationship with multiple people or just threw yourself around for a quick fuck, it's a red flag, or dare I say ICK moment
>>527343153True but foids who say shit like "ick" would find virginity more of an ick than being a Gross Man™ with a lot of Stupid Sluts™.
>>527342970>They don't actually care that much. And this is pretty much how all guys arelol
>>527343153If you are a playboy or stud, women don't mind going at it with you, despite your record. If you have multiple relationships with girls, then more girls will come for you because women want what other girls are after because they see some value, at least enough to crave the experience of being with you. Goddamit, i hate saying shit like this because i sound like those redpillers PUA faggots but it's simply just true, nature made us like this and in the current playground is a sissyphean task to carry on that will lead to feelings of inadequancy and depression if you don't decide to drop your flags early on and made peace with it.
Can you niggers take your /r9k/ discussion somewhere else?
I have turned down multiple women and that actually makes them thirstier some might think you're gay though
>>527342970>women don't hate virgin guys. They don't actually care that much. One of the most valuable lessons in life i ever got firsthand is that there is no worse conman than the one that sells false hope for the wicked
Please take your bullshit discussion elsewhere.
Basketball is on in 10 minutes
Watch it with your brother!
>>527344128I wish hockey was on
>>527344224And I wish football was on. The point is, watch it with your brother!
>>527344298What did he mean by this..?
Baseball is my preferred sport.
Would have the Graves siblings been able to defeat the Baudellaire siblings?
Baseball is the thinking man's sport.
>>527344926Still need to watch that. I watch anything with young opposite sex siblings adventures in it.
>>527345116Were you like this before this game?
I've been horny as shit all day. I think I'm boyvulating again
>>527344926yeah cause the graves would just kill them
I'm going to post some old /calg/ stuff
I PONDER THE ORB
IT SAYS "SIBLING SEX"
>>527346398Holy shit I never noticed the Renee haha
>>527345116I liked it, both the movie and the show.
>>527340027>drunkanon do you want your sister to think you're just obsessed with the fetish and doesnt actually like herThat's not me, and I don't have an incest fetish. I have less than zero desire to remind either of us that we're siblings within certain contexts because, believe it or not, there is a certain deep-seated sense of shame and dread despite how utterly right it is because there's still a society outside of my immediate sphere as well as ingrained social norms conditioned in me for three decades that I can't just casually discard.
>>527346987These 2 would do a genocide run and then also kill chara.
Holy crap I remember this one kek. The night Trump was shot, an artfag on /calg/ immadiately drew a Coffin version of it not long after. Good times.
>>527347036You have one of the few rare cases where usually its easier to forget such things
>>527346806how come she said that
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>>527347292And this one. /calg/ was really my only source of news for like a year.
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>>527347391Because I wood treet her right!
>>527347520Do you have the Devil's Mine one?
>>527347520Crazy how that got completely memory holed.
Okay where are the tboys at
>>527347826>oh, hi Ashley! I didn't know you worked here>anyway, I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>527347723No but I remember it
>>527347795Is this a Fire Punch reference
>>527348137How can one girl have such lickable armpits?
ASHLEY STUBBED HER TOE I REPEAT ASHLEY STUBBED HER TOE THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU HAVE TO GO BACK HOME NOW
>>527348289honestly that just looks like a dude
>>527301748That must have been difficult.
I'm surprised Nemlei didn't bash religious people some more, I was expecting them to kill someone like pic related. Remember when Nemlei revealed the "shooting spree in a church" line in a devlog just after Easter? That was edgy of her.
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>>527348048....Are you going to decide...?
>>527348805>Remember when Nemlei revealed the "shooting spree in a church" line in a devlog just after Easter?Immensely based
>>527349328Based on what?
>>527349002>oh! S-sorry, I got a bit distracted, haha>ummmmmmmmm, i'll have... ummmmmmm>geez, i dunno. What's good here?
>>527344393Actually liberal the subjunctive of "be" is "were"
>>527348805If she was really edgy she would shit on a mosque or something
>>527346790FUCK
>>527347292I found out about Joe Biden dropping out and the South Korean coup from here
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This one reminds me, one time when my sister made us coffee and was handing mine to me she was giggling. She was probably gonna watch me drink it and make some spit joke, but I doubled down and said "Did you shit in my coffee again?" she makes jokes like that, I don't think she actually spat in my coffee, or shat for that matter
>>527350162I wish football WERE on.
Damn, outsmarted by a kid.
I am conflicted about Andy and Leyle's shirts being gray and not purple, they felt like a nice indication of more vibran tchildhood memories, but new art clarifies they were never purple and now i'm conflucted.
>>527347826>Crazy how that got completely memory holed.Less crazy if you've got an iota of pattern recognition.
>>527347336And while that's true, one would rather not dwell on the equivalent of their tax returns mid-coitus. In theory.
>>527351383>In theory.I think it's hot to dwell on how you were destined to stick your dick in your sister's pussy and that every positive memory you share was for the sole purpose of optimizing your eventual coitus.
Apparently, my sister suddenly left the house with her backpack and without her phone for a few hours before coming back, and my dad says I'M the one who has to talk to her.
What the fuck do I even say? I'm at work and don't get home for another 3 hours, so I have time to think. But what the hell do I even tell a 17 year old?
>>527350963Yeah why are their sprites and the little small ones on the map (I don't know what their called) different colours. Andy's shirt in the sprite clearly has a lighter colour than the small sprite-y one.
>>527351556Tell her you want to have sex
>>527351556...talk to her about what? I don't see the issue here.
>>527351556>What the fuck do I even say?tell her to use protection
>>527351556Didn't you ask why? If they didn't tell you why it's possible it was their fault. Does she usually get enraged easily and commit impulsive acts? In any case, (You) should talk to her whether or not your parents tell you to because that's what big bros do.
>>527351617>Oh yeah! Yeah baby! Oh God, fuck me like the government! Oh, speaking of—hngh—getting fuc—damn that's good!—oh, getting fucked like the governmeeeeENT! Don't forget to file your tahaA— taxes, baby! Oh yeah! Nothing gets me hotter than—unf—the fear of an audit!
>>527351731>I don't see the issue here.Kinda me neither, but it seems like a "running away from home" kinda thing? I have no idea
>>527351825>Didn't you ask why?No, I've been at work and haven't responded to anyone's texts
>>527351962Does she have troubled home life? it's kinda hard to grasp context.
>>527351825>Does she usually get enraged easily and commit impulsive acts?I forgot to answer this, sorry. I'm a little distracted. Yeah, she does impulsive shit pretty often, so my instinct is that she's in the wrong
>>527352087Not really. Our family is pretty cozy. But she's definitely the problem child.
>>527347520is this implying they dig those tunnels
>>527352141do you know why she's the problem child?
>>527352141>my instinct is that she's in the wrongThere is nothing wrong with going on adventures, provided she isn't doing drugs or having sex
>>527352141Sorry to say but there's a 101% chance your sister is getting dicked as we speak
>>527352223The impulsiveness coupled with stubbornness. She's just not a good listener. She's kinda a nightmare all of the time and my family don't really like her friends.
>>527352323Fair enough, guess that's what I'll tell her
>>527352343I know this is /calg/, but I have less than 0 interest in having sex with my sister
>>527352479>that's what I'll tell herIs she a badass who can handle herself?
>>527352141'Tis fine, little sisters are always bound to be impulsive. It's like Jews and underground tunnels. Is she like a spoiled kid? Why would she try to run away otherwise if you have a cozy family.
>she's in the wrongDoesn't matter, you WILL do what's best for her and not be a dick to her just because you want the parents' validation or want to get it over with fast.
>>527352183Yes. They forgot to mention in the news at the time but there were eye symbols and "six eyes" written on the tunnel walls. Few know this.
>>527352352if your parents spanked her then she wouldn't be like this
>>527352352often times bad behavior is onset by something else.
I don't think she'd listen well to a scolding so I guess try to be as neutral in explaining how her behavior is out of line and she shouldn't storm off like this, least of all because she'd need it to call for help from her family or friends.
>>527352565This is anon's way of telling you to spank her.
>>527352565It's time for him to finish the job.
>>527352548Hell no, she's a total pussy
>>527352552>Is she like a spoiled kid?Yup, yup yup yup. Completely fucking spoiled
>not be a dick to her just because you want to get it over with fast.C'mon! I have to get home from work and then talk to her. I REALLY don't want to
>>527352617This is pretty good advice, I think. I'll probably just let her yell about whatever while I space out
>>527352825>Hell no, she's a total pussyThen you probably shouldn't tell her to go adventuring then
>>527352825It sounds like you have the perfect cute little sister. Is she pretty? Platonically of course.
>>527259936You're not going to have sex at the fucking pub
>>527352995All little sisters are perfect and cute, anon.
>>527352825>she's a total pussy>Completely fucking spoiledYou should tell her to stop fucking around before she finds out and gets killed by a latinx in some trail in the desert or something
>>527352479>I have less than 0 interest in having sex with my sisterDidn't you say some nasty stuff when anons were telling you to rape her during your Homeworkanon days? Am I making it up?
>>527352921>>527353065FINE! I'll talk to her. Fucking bullshit
>>527352995>It sounds like you have the perfect cute little sister.I fucking wish. You're imagining a sweet little girl doing all of that. Keep the personality, but make it a girl who acts like she grew up in the Bronx
>Is she pretty?Yeah
>>527353153I'm pretty sure it was Anon himself saying he ought to molest her into completing her math homework.
>>527352479>but I have less than 0 interest in having sex with my sisterFamous last words.
>>527353153>during your Homeworkanon days?FUCK, dude, how could you tell? And I may or may not have said anything. I say a lotta shit I don't remember
>>527353210Oh, yeah. I might've said that
>>527352141HaHAhA dude, your sister is eating the dong of some old man for sport, how are you going to handle this?
>>527353210YEAH that's what I remember too but I didn't wanna make him feel bad
>>527353167She sounds bratty but is also a pussy. She's pretty too. Unless she is a floozie I don't think it's that bad for a sister.
>>527353167Dude you need to check her hymen immediately. Use your penis to see whether it's still intact.
>>527353345>>527353429I know you're saying this to bother me, but I don't care. I genuinely do not want to date her. I can barely stand talking to her
>>527353281>how could you tell?Who else has uses pic related in this
>>527351556 to complain about his impulsive teenage sister's who desperately needs a spanking shenanigans while asking the advice of sisterless virgins on a Finnish inbreeding forum, while also claiming to have less than 0 interest in his sister?
You were gonna talk to her regardless, we didn't force you anon. It's your inner big bro forcing you. Follow his voice!
>>527353557>I know you're saying this to bother meI'm
>>527352343 legitimately not saying that to bother you, just that it's the most likely thing that's happening here
Everytime a girl ''runs away'' from home like this is to get cock
>>527353557Why are you so mean to your pretty sister? All she needs is to know you've heard and understood her frustrations, and assurance you want to help her achieve independence as she so desperately wants an escape from her spoilt life.
>>527353557From the sounds of it your parents are doing enough of a job at parenting her, so you may have to do it.
Might save you more trouble in the long run, but if she's spoiled she might feel alienated, and you also barely stand her, so y'know.
>>527353557Nobody has random molestation thoughts about their sisters when she's being annoying anon.
>to bother youNo, we're shipping you two you idiot!
>>527353712>sisterlessi have 4
I'm gonna jack off gimme a minute
>>527353981Jack off to your sister are you jacking off at work?
>>527353981You are excused.
>>527353712Alright, fuck. When you put it like that, it's so obvious.
>>527353745>Why are you so mean to your pretty sister?I dunno, dude. She just gets to me. Dealing with her is so fucking frustrating in a way that nobody else frustrates me. If anyone else had done 1/8th of the shit she's done, I'd have cut them out of my life completely. But I don't want to do that with her. So, I keep bashing my head against the wall trying to deal with her. I'm so sick of it
>>527353802>if she's spoiled she might feel alienatedI know she definitely feels this way. She's said she feels like the black sheep of the family. I don't know, man. I just want this to be over. I want to wash my hands of it all and walk away
>>527354098It sounds like you haven't really done anything for her and just hope she'll behave with as little input as possible. You're just like your parents who spoilt her so they wouldn't have to give a shit. You're in a position to give a shit and now it's your job to be a friend, a real friend, instead of hoping shit works just because you checked a box.
>blaming anon for his little sister being a woman doing a multitude of women moments
/calg/ simpery disgusts me
>>527354423Anon had the chance to molest her and didn't take it. Of course it's all his fault
>>527354423Women cease having woman moments when handled accordingly. The tried and true cure for hysteria has historically been orgasms.
>>527354423I keep telling you guys this, is not about the sister, is about the girl, and the girl is a woman, and women are just sneed.
>>527354098I get that, but if you want her to get better, you may have to be there for her, she would appreciate it and in turn, would listen to you.
Kids can tell this sort of stuff and there's nothing more demeaining than being an obligation.
You kinda have to be her friend and mentor.
>>527354553This guy gets it. Anon just needs to sneed (formerly Chuck) his sister.
>>527354098>I want to wash my hands of it all and walk awayWhy can't you do this
>>527354281>It sounds like you haven't really done anything for her and just hope she'll behave with as little input as possible.How the fuck do you internet psychoanalysts come up with this? I mean, you're totally right, but fuck you man!
>now it's your job to be a friend, a real friend, instead of hoping shit works just because you checked a box.But that's hard. I've unironically never had a sit down heart-to-heart with someone before. Nobody older than me has ever needed it and nobody my age or younger has ever been worth it
>>527354630>You kinda have to be her friend and mentor.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I DON'T WANNA! I WANNA STAY UP TILL 5 AM IN MY UNDERWEAR WHILE POSTING IN /calg/
having a brother is better than having a sister
>>527354778Flourishing friendships is like tending to a garden, you can neglect them and they turn to rot, or you can maintain them and you have a nice collection of pretty flowers, or in this case, people who look up to you, you look up, and help one another, especially moreso when it's family.
It's also a good exercise for people handling skills, you should try it, and if it works out you may even reap the reward of your sister ceasing her foolishness, but you do need to put in that effort.
>>527354778>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I DON'T WANNA! I WANNA STAY UP TILL 5 AM IN MY UNDERWEAR WHILE POSTING IN /calg/Again, why can't you do this, just don't give a fuck
Who James Bondburgered his sister /calg/?
>>527354778I think you'll figure it out soon enough
>>527355308You shouldn't speak of a man's sister like that. It's not befitting of a Delphite.
>>527354693>>527355179Because these events exist around me and effect those I care about. If my sister goes full crazy, the rest of my family goes crazy with her.
And that's annoying
>>527355075>>527355310Thanks guys, and I really am sorry I've been blogging ITT for so long. It's just that I genuinely have nowhere else to go for advice other than here. I won't take it into the next thread though
>>527355179Because deep inside he wants to, that's why he is asking the incest game general in the first place. He is just a lazy bum.
>>527355594The thread was kinda dead game dead general before so you're all good Homework-kun. Don't forget to be there for you needy sister.
>>527355594I just hope you manage to work things out.
You may not see value in it now, but there's always an off chance you may need her help for something years down the line, and if you were her friend, and she seems to want someone to reach out to her, you may just find an ally, we strive in numbers, and it's foolish to pass up an opportunity to make a friend and an ally.
>>527355795A friend. A girlfriend even!
>>527356024Let's not get there, but my point is, it's always better to make friends when you can because it gives you options, and fostering connections is rewarding in its own right, I've had a lot of failures, but also plenty of fruits bore from making and meeting friends, being there for people, etc.
>>527356427Would you still love your sister if she were a vacuum cleaner?
>>527356745If she turns into a vacuum cleaner she's effectively dead. Nothing to do but miss her and keep the vacuum in good shape in case she transforms back.
>>527357204That's actually really cute
I'm back from jacking off
>>527354030Why would I be jacking off at work? It's night time here.
I don't wanna talk to her. That's way too stressful. I'm just going to head straight to my room when I get home and hope she doesn't see me
>>527357938If you don't talk to her then you'll regret it. It's just your sister dude, you don't even have to tell her to do anything just listen to her it takes zero effort.
>>527358015But talking to girls is scary
>>527358149You don't have to talk. You sit your ass on the bed, or her chair, or whatever other furnishing she has in the room, ask "what;s up?" and then sit in awkward silence until she relents and starts talking. Then you might provide a little advice if you have any, or you can instead lament that you have no real advice to give her but let her know that if there's something you can do for her she just needs to let you know.
This shit is stupid easy.
>>527358334ALRIGHT, FINE! I was hoping nobody would notice since you'd all be in the new thread
>>527357938Don't let us down, you just showed us determination not long ago:
>>527355594
>>527360153>DON'T FOR HER
>>527360181>MAYBE DO IT FOR HER
>>527335272>Episode 3 is where things get really fucked. Just look. Rock Puzzles. What is it with video game developers and rock pushing puzzles? This doesn't have anything to do with the story, it's just padding out the length of the game so you can't beat it and return it to the video store.>But it's not too bad, I just have to->*Softlocks the boulder puzzle*>AAAAAASSSSS>Great, now I have to go all the way back to the gas stop. At least the game offered me a save there, so it's not so bad, but you'd better be careful not to save if you fucked yourself. Otherwise you'd have to go all the way back to the beginning. Maybe that's why the game has so many save slots. The developers knew how easily you could fuck yourself over, and gave you room plenty of save slots to make up for it. You know, instead of actually fixing the game.>So anyway, you get this part and the game tells you to catch Ashley. But if you catch her, Andrew kills her and then himself. "Any regrets?" Yeah, I regret playing this shitty game. *Is sent back to the title screen*>Wait that's it? And I forgot to save. Now I have to go all the way back to the gas stop again! FUCKIN' ASSBALLS>OK so get this. If you want to actually progress the game, you have to NOT catch Ashley and wait for the demon to show up. You have to actually do the OPPOSITE of what the game tells you to do. How the fuck was I supposed to know that? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!? What an assload of fuck. When you aren't fucking yourself over, the developers fuck you over, and when the developers are done the game fucks you by corrupting your save! It's a shit load of ass, and an assload of shit! And for what? So you can get hammered and kill yourself? I could've just done that without this shitty game!
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