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Life is suffering. I have one of these. Want to turn up the heat without burning your fingers on one of the pans? TOO BAD. Are you cleaning the surface? Fuck you, CHILDLOCK ON. Want to read what it says without turning on all your lights? FUCK YOU human. Need to change the heat of two pans quickly? YOU SUCK, have fun holding the buttons until your food is burned. Want to cook in peace? Cocksucker, listen to this BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I knew this before I bought it, but I couldn't find any with physical buttons. This makes it even worse. Fuck this gay planet. Yes I'm mad.