Ayo, listen up you mooks. I’m sittin’ here scrollin’ through this thread, seein’ you jabronis arguin’ about which class is better in Darktide like a bunch of hereteks fightin’ over scrap metal in a sump bar.

Enough. Fuhgeddaboudit.

You know what we should be talkin’ about? Chicken nuggets. Yeah, that’s right. Golden, crispy, beautiful nuggets — Emperor’s gift to mankind. And what goes better with nuggets than hot sauce?

NOTHIN’.

I just picked up this Darktide hot sauce set from Lou’s — real classy stuff. Four flavors, four classes. You got:

Veteran — mild, smooth, like a solid lasgun volley on a Monday.
Zealot — hotter, screamin’ repentance with every bite.
Psyker — tangy, gets in your head, gives you that little tingle behind the eyeballs.
Ogryn — forget about it. Pure scoville heresy. Like takin’ a melta gun to your taste buds.

So instead’a yellin’ at each other about which build melts poxwalkers faster, why don’t ya fry up some nuggies, slap some Ogryn sauce on there, and burn your mouth like a true son of Holy Terra.

Be civilized, ya degenerates.

Eat nuggets. Praise the Emperor. Stay spicy.