Have you ever read Francis de Sales, /lit/?

He's the patron saint of writers, which means he's basically this board's patron saint.

It is quite interesting that when the Church needed to send somebody directly to Geneva to combat Calvinism at its heart, they sent... this guy.

Francis de Sales. One of the nicest people in the Church Triumphant. Known as "the gentleman saint" for his kindly and mild disposition.

Also quite a good writer, his French is supposedly beautiful. He's actually the patron saint of writers and journalists.