>>21480379
Got ya.
Here's some ducks. Thanks.

Chickens. (Basically every variety)
Ducks.
Call ducks.
Geese
Guinea fowl (sometimes)


I'd have peacocks and emus but my stupid bitch wife won't let me get them cause I free range everything when I get guinea fowl I gotta go get them from like 2 farms down.

She says I don't need a emu just to "have a bird that can fight me" and I don't need peacocks just to "scream".

Cunt.