Remember, fellow devs
"rape victim
>Too many characters
>Pretentious
>Implies they don't deserve it
"raped"
>Simple, straight to the point
>Less characters
>Maybe they did deserve it

His name is Henrique Cesar Marques Pousão Ferreira
He was born on January, 15th
Lives in Olhão, Quinta de Marim
He's a descendent of João Lúcio
He raped his daughter into becoming a George Carlin fan (she loved it)