>my grandmother, Catholic, born in deep rural poverty, went with my grandfather to war, exemplary homemaker, keeps the sacraments, simple, faithful, generous and kind.
Forever damned hylic retard.
>me, "Gnostic", single child born in godless urban opulence, barely employed stupid dickhead who jacks off on the computer and reads miles of posts, tweets and texts by unmedicated schizophrenics all day.
Truly spiritual, blessed servant of the Aeons, soon returning to the sanctity of the Pleroma.

Somehow this didn't ring true.