>Spends Marner's entire career repeating what Marner's dad tells him to say
>Seethes with homicidal jealousy of Auston Matthews
>Talking points cause discord and rage in Leafs dressing room. Everybody knows it's Marner's dad stirring up shit.
>Tells everybody that Matthews is nothing without Marner
>Marner leaves
>Marner's dad is literally following his son to Vegas
Who's going to be the Kyper in Vegas?
Who's going to have Marner's dad whispering in their ear, every day:
>"Mitch is so much better than Eichel! The fans are EVIL! Make sure you tell that to everybody."