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Takagi!

This should have been the op. Retard

Is Takagi is Caillou's distant cousin?

>>149547986
he died like a bitch

bud + 1 = trb

>>149547992
Retard

>>149547986
Did Delvecchio played against Richard and Beliveau back in the day?

>>149547962 (OP)

canes lost the trade

>>149547998
correct

choose your character

>>149548016
Yes

>>149545618
Look at the size of her forehead reminds me of Takagi.

>>149548048
1963 for me :)

>>149548048
1963 /beav/, of course.

>>149548048
Give Me Beaver, or Give Me Death

>>149548048
:)

>>149548016
Duh

>>149548075
>>149548070
>>149548056
great minds

>>149548048

I thought morrow doubled as an old-timey word for sad but I guess that was just sorrow. English major btw

gary gary gary gary gary gary gary

gary

gary

.

.

>gary

I won't say that Drury fleeced Carolina, but this is a very odd move from Carolina. For a team that rarely mortgages its future, they finally chose to do so with a division rival and by acquiring a player that the rags were known to be trying to move. Not only did the they provide cap relief for the rags, they then signed a player they didnt want for more money than the player the rags signed to replace Miller. Then they also give up a 1st round pick and a 2nd round pick, assets that the Rangers can flip this off season or at the deadline, and then they throw in an NHL ready defenceman with high upside. The Randys must have really coveted Miller to give up so much to a division rival. It makes no sense.

golden knights desu

>>149548105
You're thinking of morose

>>149548105
I'm demoteing you to English Minor

Brent Burns has signed in Winnipeg

Have no idea why Carolina values K'andre at all, didn't really expect it given Slavvin and Nikishin, they also still have Ghost, are one of them playing off-side?

>>149548095
Did Canada had this flag when laffs won their last cup?

>>149548128
Gary!

>>149547933
>legendary hockey insider
In other words, he's a legendary retard.

>>149548155
Signing up washed players isn't gonna help them.

>>149548170
leafs won 2 years after the maple leaf flag was adopted

>>149548048
39 or 64

>>149548195
Incorrect

>>149548169
I'm sure they have a "process" they're extremely smug about but it feels like hockey people just saying Brady Skjei was a similar player from the same team and that one worked

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149548208
R U L E
U
L
E

Habs signed Samy Blais!

>>149548208
>puts 2 huge gouges in his own crease
real smart there wolfie

Oilers status?

I signed with the Frost!

>>149548251
soiled

>>149548016
He was captain in the Gordie Howe era

Why did the Devils sign Jake Allen for 5 years? kek.

>>149548048
1939 or 46

Why is this thread always 90% Leafs and 5% Burgers?
I thought Gary "grew the game"?

>>149548266
and who are you exactly

>>149548155
I am his brother Beans Burns.

>>149545308
If you zoom in enough you can see what McDavid is thinking about

>>149548304
oh lawd

>>149548299
I'm a PWHL player

Happy Canada Day buds

>>149548304
McDavid is fucking sick in the head

>>149548297
Gary likes window dressing he doesn't give a shit if any of these cities have youth programs for hockey and shit. He could care less so long as those TV deals go through.

>>149548331
Thanks bud, you too
:)

>>149548297
Don't forget our euro friends

>>149548297
KWAB

>>149548330
Why are you here? This is a place for shut-ins and perverts, Madam. Which school do you hail from?

>>149548330
You will never be a real woman

Meanwhile 4 nations got 16 million

>>149548380
uhoh here comes mr nice guy mc-numale

>>149548387
And that's why Gary is in the Broadcasters Hall of Fame

Is gary's son gonna take over after him

>>149548387
hey! a couple guys at the bar said 4 more years to Marchand, the game is grown.

Thank You Gary,

Who gives a fuck about ratings? Only boomers still watch TV.

>>149548421
You don't watch hockey with your grand parents...?

>>149548387
27 million Americans watched the 1999 Women's World Cup
The next time, US women played in the finals, 11 million watched.
Just one of those flukey things.
Nobody in the US gaf about hockey or, least of all, the "Four Nations Faceoff", no matter how hard you cope.

>we lost so we don't care

>>149548421
YT numbers, X numbers are down, down bad.

>>149548431
>Nobody in the US gaf about hockey
And that's why the future of the NHL should look like pic related.

>>149548431
>4 nations was the most watched non nfl espn+ game ever

>>149548437
Boohoo you little faggot. Cry harder.

>>149548431
I'm old enough to remember how hard the US media tried to meme the Women's World Cup into a revolution for
>feminism
>soccer in the US
>fringe sports
It was a full-court press.

but what about the key demos?

>>149548452
florida is snowbelt

>>149548380
Cornell!

>>149548431
Was it because canada kept winning

>>149548437
literally good

>>149548455
cope harder

Stop talking about soccer.

>>149548452
That's bullcrap. TBL fills their arena frequently while QC struggled for their entire tenure in the NHL

Randy? Comment?

start talking about ppc

>>149548498
How hard we talking

>>149548501
it's called kickball and it's for elementary school children and metal patients

>>149548504
It was Gary's fault that the Nordiques were shit and run by retards.

>>149548452
ftfy

happy hour starts in 20 minutes :)

>>149548504
QC is tiny and poor

>>149548515
>Parts Per Centigrade

>>149548467
Like the Caitlin Clark-Angel Reese thing I think it worked because there was a good foil as a villain, in this case ugly unsmiling chinese ladies

>>149548480
The same way America never wins at soccer.
Because no American athletes actually play soccer.
(Leafs still barely beat a depleted American roster, lol)

>>149548541
>>149548543
didn't ask

>>149548506
Didn't this ugly nigger spit at somebody?

Imagine seething a Canadian hockey supremacy while pretending you don't care. Couldn't be me.

its that special time of year where the bluejays wear red

>>149548584
*at

>>149546459
>>149547636
Are you gonna pick or are you afraid of losing to a fag in front of other people?

>>149548597
Isn't that what cardinals are

>>149548506
Eat cock randy

>>149548604
Yea pretty much

>>149548560
Yeah

What happened to geronimo

>>149548624
dafuq is wrong with Dundon?
He's already got one cheap-shotting, ugly nigger on D.
That arena ain't big enough for two chimps.

geronimo deez nuts

Welp, might as well say it. Soilers had the worst offseason by far. Honorable mention to Kongs. They both successfully weakened themselves while choking off their caproom and fixing nothing.

>>149548504
No they didn't.

>>149548602
filthy faggot weeb

>>149548666

>>149548690
yea

>>149548690
ignore the trip and put a filter on it

thinkin about sausage

There's now a promising young Black/Bussy tandem down in Charlotte should Tarasov fail to take Bob's reins to become the next starter of the Florida dynasty

>ignore the trip
ok ill take it off :3

Sad

>>149547962 (OP)
https://youtu.be/N5SrCeULu9Y

A lot of people are saying the Hurricanes got fleeced

The #NYR get a conditional 2026 1st-round pick (top-10 protected), 2026 2nd-rounder and Scott Morrow from the #hurricanes in the K'Andre Miller sign-and-trade.

Miller arrives in Carolina with an eight-year deal carrying a $7.5M AAV.

Carolina has two 2026 first-round picks: CAR and DAL.

** If both outside the top-10, NYR receives better of the two.

** If one pick is in top-10 and the other is not, NYR receives lesser of the picks

** If both picks are inside the top-10, NYR receives better CAR/DAL 2027 1st

>>149548810
I had a fleece sweater but it was really itchy desu

>>149548799
Caleb Jones 17th team btw

>No more Sam Rosen OR Bob McKenzie
Hockey is healing.

>>149548810
K'Miller has elite level talent he is just stupid decision maker half the time. Maybe he players better in the NPC boring hockey style that is the Carolina Hurricanes.

>>149548834
>top-10 protected
gay

>>149548858
Just like my rags

My Islanders signed former Flames legend Big Save Dave.

*drinks water*

>>149548873
Stay hydrated bro!!!

*pushes the bottom of your cup up*

>>149548897

>>149548897
I'm drinking out of a bottle, not a cup

>>149548907

I wish all /hoc/ posters would drink water instead of alcohol

>>149548938
We all do

>>149548938
I'm a teetotaller

So free agenzy frenzy is over now when it's naptime for all the GMs?

>>149548938

>>149547530
I stayed over at my buddies place on the weekend and driving in I was thinking about how you post pictures of the valley all the time so I was all like I'm gonna go do that too real quick.
Buddy lives in Edgemont so I was able to get a pic of me downtown too.

>luv me city
>luv me flames
>luv me COP
>'ate the NE not racist or anything just don't like em'

Drinking water is the coolest

No one cares you fucking fag

>>149548602
>>149548711
>>149548774

how has granlund swindled so many contracts?? his stats are meh tier and not very athletic player

>Spends Marner's entire career repeating what Marner's dad tells him to say
>Seethes with homicidal jealousy of Auston Matthews
>Talking points cause discord and rage in Leafs dressing room. Everybody knows it's Marner's dad stirring up shit.
>Tells everybody that Matthews is nothing without Marner
>Marner leaves
>Marner's dad is literally following his son to Vegas
Who's going to be the Kyper in Vegas?
Who's going to have Marner's dad whispering in their ear, every day:
>"Mitch is so much better than Eichel! The fans are EVIL! Make sure you tell that to everybody."

>>149549004
panthers website
panthers sport

>>149549004
This desu
Pedos and hockey just don't mix

Ice hockey (or simply hockey in North America) is a team sport played on ice skates, usually on an ice skating rink with lines and markings specific to the sport. It belongs to a family of sports called hockey. Two opposing teams use ice hockey sticks to control, advance, and shoot a vulcanized rubber hockey puck into the other team's net. Each goal is worth one point. The team with the highest score after an hour of playing time is declared the winner; ties are broken in overtime or a shootout. In a formal game, each team has six skaters on the ice at a time, barring any penalties, including a goaltender. It is a full contact game and one of the more physically demanding team sports.

>Watching islanders and rags and now mammoth fans pretend like they know who Shabanov is

>bere is your starter goalie bro

Alex Delvecchio | 12.4.31 - 7.1.25

- Whole career, 24 seasons with #LGRW
- Cups: 1952, 1954, and 1955
- 12 year captain
- Missed only 43 games
- 548 consecutive games played from 1956 to 1964
- 1,549 games total
- 456 goals, 825 assists, 1,281 points
- 3x Lady Byng

>watching retard anon pretending I know who Shabanov is

hockey is inherently anime

>>149548478
what do your feet look like

>>149549027
>just another payday, eh Mitch?

>>149549093
tony and angela's dad?

>>149549103
Yes!

/**INCOMING TRANSMISSION**/
Mister President, a second Marner is going to impact the bowl, splashdown in 30 seconds.
/**END TRANSMISSION**/

neighbor decides to mow his lawn at 7pm on canada fuck right off

>>149548982
Don't let the freaks of hoc know calgary is the best

Going to pound a six-pack and then go out and mow my yard :)

when did we start calling twinks six-packs?

>>149549057
Newfag has never heard of graham James kek

>>149547982
>>149547989
>>149548054
takagi mentioned

>>149548938
I do

>>149549125
Like feet idk lol

https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU?si=G6MweljvTuihjmTw

>>149549311
I was gonna make a webm of the video the knights just released on twitter but it's too cringe

CONROY YOU FUCK DO SOMETHING

>>149549283

Oh great now the fucking weed wacker is out

>>149549311
Look at that stupid bitch face

>>149549084
Yes mr Ai slop faggot

>>149549279
Takagi!

>>149549336
Do what? Nothing but trash players all around.

thunder and rain are scaring doggy :(

>>149549369
My dog is mostly deaf now so it doesn’t scare her anymore

>>149549369
Give her some treats and pets

Just ate a chicken sandwich

>>149549399
I HEAR THAT !!

>>149549392
I'm making sure to pet her

>>149549399
With pickles?

>>149549369

>>149548982
those are cool photos :)

>>149549399
"I'm a 28 year old man, I can eat a chicken sandwich if i want to!"

lol
>Mitch Marner: "It was really tough to leave Toronto, to be honest. I didn't think it would ever really come to that day."

>>149548938
I drink a lot less these days. I haven't had alcohol in over a month

>>149549432
I remember enjoying that meme on /tv/ when I was 26

>>149549444

I'm going fishing with my dad over the long weekend :)

>>149549417
With honey mustard
>>149549432
So true king

>>149549330
Please make it

Hey wake the fuck up!

>>149549336
let him cook

Welcome to the fortress. Enjoy your winnings.

>>149549464
My marner tells me to wake up every morning

>>149549483
reddit

>>149549458
based have fun! :)
I'll call my old man tomorrow

>>149549441
>to be honest. I didn't think it would ever really come to that day
What did he think would happen when he refused Toronto's offer last off-season and then refused to talk with the for this entire season? Literal retard. A downie is more intelligent than him.

>>
>With honey mustard

paid rent today like a cuck and I hate myself for it

do you feel embarrassed that chris sutter can skate and you cant?

>>149549496
It’s called a lie

>>149549508
Is he the special?

>>149549506
Sad

>>149549508
he also gets more bitches than i do

For me, it's a mortgage payment

>>149549506
I dream of living out in the wildness and no longer being a slave to the system

>>149549506
Most people pay interest + principle to a bank to live in a home they own.

>>149549524
I paid my mortgage off a couple years ago

But I can skate

>>149549537
>>149549541
>>149549524
>The word "mortgage" literally means "death pledge" and comes from Old French "mort gage". The "mort" part signifies "death" (from Latin "mortuus") and "gage" means "pledge." This name reflects that the agreement ends (or "dies") either when the debt is paid or when the borrower defaults and the property is taken.

>>149549541
Based i owe like 400k on my house still and I've paid 400k to a bank already

Shabanov, give me Shabanov.

>>149549524
I eagerly await that stage of my life

My MN Wild won the offseason.

>>149549572
My house was only $150k so I paid it off in like 5 years

>>149549511
Sure, but who do he think he's fooling by saying that? His cousin Marnerjeet, but I doubt anybody else

>>149549610
where do you live? rural mississippi?

Would anyone like any more ice water?

>>149549610
>>149549621
Found a pic of his house

>>149549621
Rural midwest

how much did garys mansion cost him?

how did vanecek only get 1.5M for 1 year? people were slobbering over him last I saw.

>>149549665
so many jerseys

>>149549461

>>149549665
The sweat of NHLs labour

>>149549682
>(19)93
He did that on purpose...

>>149549682
it just kept going

>>149549606
Yeah, trading for One Shoulder Tarasenko and refusing to sign Rossi is winning. Billy Boy is doing great.
>>149549626
I will take a big glass of coca-cola with three ice cubes

>>149549702
yeah, a simple put the jersey on, handshake, done. but this is exactly why everyone hates vegas as a franchise. they are the dane cook of the NHL.

>>149549626
Yes please. It's a scorcher out there

>>149549682
Post a more punchable face in the NHL?

swedecuck softpusy seething about the Wild again.
kwab

>>149549715
>refusing to sign Rossi
Hard to read all of the reports while you're busy watching 7 mohammads and abduls run train on your mom and sister, huh? that's ok.

>>149549715
>I will take a big glass of coca-cola with three ice cubes
Super based. Pepsi is for faggots.

>>149549682
based

Begging Rossi to tell the wild to "fuck off" to sign with a real team

>>149549654
must be cozy

>>149549682
>*IGNORE THE NAYSAYERS*

Great quote Gary

>they're seething again

thought it said haysayers

>>149549872
>she's still a mildcuck fangay
kwab

>m-mild!!!! g-gggaaay!!!!
Yawn. the softpusys are boring now. they have no fight in them.

>Minnesota retard still yapping about the Avalanche

>>149549785
Yeah I only drink Pepsi when there's nothing else available or want to take a Marner.

Ovi is getting chubby

>>149549921
He's the greatest goal scorer to ever live, he can do whatever he wants.

>>149549744
>>149549882
Kill yourselves you fucking faggots.

>>149549935
so he should wearing more revealing speedos

Gary treats the Wild like he does a Canadian franchise.

Sucks to be them.

>>149549935
PP merchant, isn't even anywhere close to the top points
But it's cool he has the most regular season goals

>>149549943

>>149549952
Maybe its the state

>>149549952
JLMI

Zoomers love Crosby

>>149549682
GARY BELT
THE HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY

>>149549734
>>149549855

>punching Gary in his beautiful face
Sad

Hearing rumours that the Calgary Flames are trading Takagi to the New York Islanders, return is unknown as of now.

LE TAKAGI XD

>>149550020
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149549682
Man Vegas is so fucking weird dude. It's obviously a "fun" environment but what happens when you want to get serious?

2023 will be their only cup for a long, LONG time.

>>149550020
*click*
Thats going into my cringe compilation

>>149549962
I've never seen an Ovechkin statue smeared in human shit, just saying.

THE FLAMES
HAVE
MADE A SIGNING
WELCOME TO CALGARY IVAN PROSVETOV!!!!

So, we got rid of 18 goal scorer Gaudreau, who makes 2M and plays decent defense, and brought in Tarasenko, who makes 4.7M and scored 11 goals, and is below average defensively, and Nico Sturm, 14 pts, 2M.


Out. 18g, 19 a, 2M

In 18g, 29a, 6.7M

If we would go back to being the North Stars we would be much better off.

>>149550044
checked

>>149550061
Yeah the Flames are winning the cup

>we
fuck off softpusy

PANTHERS GOT THEM ALLLLL DISCOUNTED

>b-b-b-b-b-but muhhh nordiques roster cup and gary's revenue revitalization cup gifted to >us

>>149549682
I got the ick watching that

>>149550103
i still can't believe they kept all three

>>149550130
The dynasty is on the menu

I'm having a coffee because I live in an air-conditioned building, and I'm adequately hydrated

My Blue Bombers :) will win on Canada Day

>>149550160
It's almost time for my evening hot choccy with a dash of sips

>>149550163
Who was entering him in this picture?

>>149550174
ooh, what kind of sips? I'm an Irish coffee enjoyer muhself, proper Irish

>amateur hockey

>>149550176
Your gay dad entered you

>>149550160
you won't be able to fall asleep

>>149550212
>ur gay
Yawn. 1993.

>>149550211
Is that what happened? America dressed amateurs that day?

GO KITTIES!

>samira is posting her exhibition game webms again

>>149550196
It's this. It says it comes from the Netherlands, imported by South Africa, then exported to Canada. It's really good for instant coffee and and for some reason cheaper than the typical instant coffee brands

>>149549935
Bossy?

>>149550235
One of our top amateurs that defeated the USA this year

>>149550243
Neat
>>149550221
Oh, I will so...

>>149549935
I think Austin Mathews overherd you saying this before and thought it was about him

>>149550174
yum

would absolutely ruin his bossy

>>149550066
Tarasenko is a 40 goal scorer, Gaudreau never scored 40

>>149550281
What are you drinking

>>149550284
everybody wants marchand's bussy

>>149550291
>Tarasenko is a 40 goal scorer
You clearly didn't see his quality of play this season in Detroit.

I wouldn’t call it a “wild start”

>>149550291
He did on his breathalyzer

>>149550295
Sleepy time tea

>>149550307
it's wild how dog shit the start has been

>>149550306
>in Detroit.

>drinking coffee on a Tuesday evening
we're some sick motherfuckers, I'll tell you what...

>>149550264
I thought Denmark beat Canada?

>>149550368
What are you drinking

>>149550368
thoughts on your loss to bud?

just had some quesadillas. very tasty

>>149550384
Coffee

So far the Bruins are the winners of free agency if the goal is to load up on 4th liners, did they secretly hire Lou?

>>149550408
Think they will rebuild soon

>>149550408
Would

>>149550307
The laffs dumping shartner still has me laughing.

>>149550306
He's lost a lot, no pop on his shot, shtg% way down, Mild may have screwed up here

>>149550326
Just like my islanders

>>149550424
>soon

>>149550319
kek

>>149550470
What are you drinking?

>>149550460
>b-b-b-but at least muhhhhh softpusys made great moves for their next playoff exit!
kwab

>>149550468
They havent admitted it to themselves yet

I'm still dying from Utah cringe...
>>149550319
My perfect Friday night!

So is conroy just not going to do anything

>>149550476
having a root beer
might have some sleepytime in a bit, actually

>>149550508
What were you expecting

At least >my team didn't trade assets for some mulignan and give it, yes IT, an 8 year, 7.5M/yr contract

>>149550319

>he said he thinks the 'Moths are in the Pacific Division, which they are not, so... yeah...

>>149550508
Cope he signed goaltender Ivan Prosvetov to a one-year contract with an AAV of $950,000

>>149550526
nta, but he never said they are in the pacific. Utah is close-ish to the southwest, so it's acceptable to put them in that generalization. Faggot.

What ever happened to that rape trial, did Sharter Hart get acquitted?

He did what he had to do

>>149550541
SLC is nowhere near the SW US, friend
Northern Great Basin Desert

>>149550553
>what he had to do
seethe uncontrollably about his shit-tier defense leaving his All-Star goalie out to dry and then blaming the goalie for everything? Maybe they should have tried diving more.

>>149550543
https://www.google.com/search?q=did+Sharter+Hart+get+acquitted%3F

>>149550568
>Northern Great Basin Desert
It's in the Southwest for anyone who isn't retarded. Get a map, faggot.

>>149550589
An AI Overview is not available for this search

>>149550592
On the map it looks like it’s close to Wyoming, is the latter regarded as the southwest as well?

>he keeps saying "faggot" like he thinks I'm cute or something

When did this general turn into a gay bar??
https://youtu.be/9TMhSCkRt-k?list=RD9TMhSCkRt-k

>>149550625
>eurotard is trying to get involved.
kys and seethe more about putin or whatever it is you guys do these days

I would've thought Midwest at the most

>>149550631
Shut up, faggot.

>>149550625
SLC is quite close to Wyoming and Yellowstone
Correct, thanks for playing

Shorks got Klingberg

>>149550660
Oh, I sure will, sweetie
>never you mind

the foul language in this thread is off putting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southwestern_United_States
The Southwestern United States, also known as the American Southwest or simply the Southwest, is a geographic and cultural region of the United States that includes Arizona and New Mexico, along with adjacent portions of California, Colorado, Nevada, Oklahoma, Texas, and Utah.
Utah

>>149550676
Excellent pick up

>>149550676
Shorks need cap dump contracts to hit the floor but this FA has been so abysmal that no one needs to dump cap because there's no one to sign.

>>149550708
Hockey belongs in the desert

>>149550708
>using libtard woke Wikipedia as a source
kek

>>149550732
What's the matter, teach? Gonna give me an "F" on the assignment?

>>149550708
>Southern Utah

Canyon Country, I've been there, and it's very arid
>SLC is in Northern Utah, Ski Country, swimming pools, movie stars, and such...

>>149550130
and not only that for multiple years.

I bet Dallas wins the GM award again next year as well without being in stan lee's final.

I'm thinking Sharks vs Flames in the WCF and Blue Jackets vs Islanders in the ECF

Kings are going to the finals

>>149550790
have you been drinking?

I hope for the winter classic my kitties do a tribute to the topical hockey league

>>149550809
they're getting a group discount for tickets

>>149550814
Ice water for now. Maybe some sleepytime tea later :)

>>149550746
Cool story. You're still wrong.

>>149550845
Utah is still in the Central Division, so your entire argument is pejorative at best

>>149550921
Shut up gary.

>80s goaltending

I'm going to hit the showers. Anyone need anything?

hi, /hoc/...

players had wooden oars for sticks though

It’s okay if I say nigger janny

>>149550778
retard

>not having showgirls celebrate your arrival at your new job
Sad

Why does LA have a minor league team in ontario, canada? why not somewhere closer and in freedomland?

>>149551168
>93
LOL
Welcome to the Gary Belt!

>>149551204

>>149551168
(19)93

>>149551234
Yeah. Ontario. That's in canada

>argue that someone doesn't get maps
>mistake Ontario, CA with Ontario, ON

I don't care if you're kidding, it's funny, you're funny
So I laugh

>>149551212
>>149551241
lmao goddammit

i think california should be "dealt with", mr. xi

we're fucking hilarious, /hoc/

I hope they have a durable sewer system in Vegas

RIP

Who is he signing with?

>>149551403
whatever stud manages to break him

>>149551379

>>149550038
please don't jinx it

time for fire works

>>149551379
>he doesnt know about the las vegas sewers

>>149551204
>>149551234
>>149551270
gold star for you special boys :)

>>149550020
you're mad

>>149551397
>retires
>never goes away

>>149551403
florida signed him already to lure mcdavid in at the dead line

a tragic story indeed

>>149551443
Already!? The 4th is on Friday

>>149550778
Cool shades Gary!

>>149551475
It's a very flammable week altogether

>hockey video not by hockeypsychology
i'm not gonna click, simple as

>>149551475
my neighbors have been lighting off small shit since Sunday. Only gonna get louder, bigger and later at night as we get closer to Friday...and then Saturday night will be the "awww shit, we still have some left" and our fireworks stands are actually open through the 5th, I think, so there will be a bunch Saturday night either way.

>>149550089
Gary needs to die, then it can happen. Gotta be a realest.

i hope gary never dies
may he be the first immortal man

>>149551527
That is my dream

Gary's replacement would likely be far worse, it's a tough pill to swallow. I take him any day over Manfred and Silver.

>implying anyone knows when or where he was born

a suppository even

>>149551543
gary is silver's puppet

for me, it's Frank's red hot

>>149551556
he was found floating down the nile in a basket

>>149551572
That's my favorite for eggs but I don't like it as much on anything else desu

>>149551543
Gotta have more optimism. What we cannot change right now is that Gary is the commissioner and he is a snide vindictive kike on a mission to sell his product to people who don't care about his product.

But what we still have the ability to change is who gets the job next and try and get actual change.

As long as Gary is the commissioner Canada will never take home a cup.

>>149551379
They had to bolt the sewer heads down after the F1 race was pulling them up off the streets.
>>149551471
>his hope and optimism, gone

Niilopekka :)

>>149551614
>But what we still have the ability to change is who gets the job next and try and get actual change.
that's not true, the commissioner is picked by the owners and works for them

>>149551458
hey look its the flames girl

>>149551639
Her name is Takagi!

>>149551645
>her

>>149551458
Love that prankster, as always the flames have the last laugh!

>>149551627
Nice dome. Looking like Clancy Brown in Highlander.

>>149551007
Its not so different than 2025 SCF goaltending

>>149550543
EM raped those boys for reals

>two planes were hijacked earlier this morning. one was flown into amerant bank arena, the other was flown into the amalie arena. a third plane was destined for las vegas.

>>149551168
>>149551212
>>149551241
He's already devilish and has only been there for like a day.

reminds me of that tragedy

>>149551771
turns out you can polish a turd

sex with Gary

I fucking hate Ken Holland

>>149551817
getting the boys back together!

>>149551817
KWAB

>>149551817
He didn't realize Ceci was asking for 1 million per year for 4 years not 4 million per year for 4 years

>>149550521
jen

>>149549682
He’s so happy, imagine the lafffans’ seethe

>>149551828
It's funny how much the fanbase is in unison when it comes to how much we hate Corey Perry. Fuck that guy so much

>>149550809
if perry can actually bring them to the finals this guy is truly the weirdest curse of all time

>>149551890
he's gonna drop the gloves in the playoffs and all of laffs nation will simultaneously sudoku

>>149551724
>kitties sama, I kneel

>>149551911
you have a better chance of seeing him drop his panties in front of mcdavid in a hot, Albertan sauna.

>>149551977
lewd

>>149549682
*flushes*

New >laffs logo. Free of charge Gary, get to printing those new alts.

It's a looooooong time until hockey is back bros

>>149552026
2 months until preseason and training camps stuffs. Not too bad.

>>149549682
Thank you

>>149551902
Can he do it?

Hey /hoc/. Hey Takagi!

still don't know what takagi is

perry signed with the team most likely to get bounced by the soilers

>>149552011
Auston...lay off the Taco Bell...

i will seethe if the first game of next season are two shitter teams like pens and blackhawks or some shit again

>>149552078
city in japan

My core four?
Gary
Gary
Gary
Gary

>>149552087
me after a sauna session

melbourne, im thinkin

>>149552237
There only one Gary

>>149552026
I miss it already :(

MEL-bin

Today at the gas station there was a buy one get two free deal on powerade so I got six for the price of two :)

>>149552315
They're $0.87 at the grocery store

>>149552315
You're going to get a fine and lose a draft pick for draft circumvention.

not to sour the mood, but it's pretty likely someone in this thread will die before next season starts

>>149552315
What colors?

>>149552078
It's a tankless water heater manufacturer

https://www.takagi.com/

>>149552392
What are you, an actuary?

>>149552396
purple, red, and blue. they didn't have orange

>>149552371
No he's going to get a one way ticket to the AHL financially with that money literacy. If he put that money into a ETF with a dividend yield he could have bought 10 Powerades in 4 years

>>149552078
He's the guy that Hans Gruber executes at the beginning part of Die Hard.

>>149552420
My S&Psies are on fire

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149551817
Did you here about conner McDavid may not resign with the Oilers. He talked about winning a cup, and the oil let him down. So he is not in a hurry to resign with the oil. Boy would that be something, if he signed with the kings. Just remember the Wayne Gretzky trade, anything is possible. Go kings go.

>>149552243
Ice over the Horsies by a landslide

>>149552440
Hopefully we can all retire soon desu senpai

>>149552398
>Why tankless?
Because tanking is poor sportsmanship. Real men build their teams through intelligent trading and drafting.

>>149552473
night, schnoookums

>>149552392
I’m probably the most likely candidate

>>149552496
Very true, thats exactly why Takagi is the Calgary Flames official sponsor

>>149552517
I hope not fren

You can find me in da club with a bottle full of bub

>>149552477
>want to win a cup
>sign with any team not in Florida
Irrational

>>149552554
I don't go to clubs

>>149552575
So I won't find you at the club?
sad

>>149552496
What are your thoughts on Darche’s moves thus far

you can find me in the bud with a bottle full of 1

Watched the movie The Money Pit the other day on a recommendation. I had more fun watching free agency today than i did that piece of shit.

>>149552581
You'll find me in the gym

>>149552596
not everything Tom Hanks made in the 80's was a hit

you'll find me in the gooncave gooning to female jason robertson

>>149552628
You can catch me on the speed train
Beeper in a three way
Shinin' with the gleam chain
And your honey givin' me brain

You can catch me in line for a hot dog

>>149549212
>>149549918
we don't call those marners anymore.

>>149552681
hey phil

Haven’t seen any trannies today so it’s a good day so far

Wont have another marner till tomorrow morning at the earliest

>>149552554
i'm in there havin sex ain't in there makin love

>>149552681
Sorry members only.

>>149552706
*looks in the mirror*

>>149552682
>we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9WZdK0pSXI

>>149552682
this general has an issue with diction and vocabulary, fair warning

>>149552596
Try The Burbs

>>149552709
retard.

Recycle
>>149543277
>>149543277
>>149543277

>>149552714
Coke and a slice?

>>149552596
>>149552730
John Larroquette and Kirstie Alley did it batter

>>149552764
Sorry Pepsi only.

>>149552682
Had a delayed Marner this morning.

>>149551212
>>149551241
It's because it's Doug Gilmours number, he was going to have it on the Leafs.

>>149551168
Yes there is a webm of it in this very thread

>>149549682
go mitch go!

Mitch Marner checks /hoc/ and so does Auston Matthews

ay dont mess with texas faggot