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7/24/2025, 5:03:41 PM
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>be trump
>2006
>one of your best friends invites you to his private island
>oy boy he likes em young just like me
>hop in his airplane
>fly to island while fucking one of the hot stewardesses
>land on the island
>have a drink (diet coke) while he tells you the real fun begins soon
>door opens dozens of children, none older than 10 stand there
>why are these kids here epstein
>I thought you like em young like me?
>NOT THIS YOUNG
>outraged by your innocent sexual hijinks being mistaken for pedophilia you punch him in the face
>he catches your fist
>your kung fu is strong, but I was trained by mossad
>the will of the american people will always overcome
>kung-fu fight ensues
>he throws you through a wall
>you kick him in mid-air
>you manage to gain the upper hand by throwing a pair of childrens underwear down a well
>as he's retrieving them you tell the kids to get to the choppa
>you grab a barrel of gunpowder and begin leaving a trail over it to the munitions depot
>as eptein manages to climb out of the well clutching the underwear he rushes inside
>kids! lets play a fun game! he calls out
>no answer
>swearing he runs to the runway when he hears an engine revving
>the plane is taking off
>trump hangs out of the door
>puffing on a cigar before hurling it down to the gunpowder trail
>lets see mossad get you out of this
>as the plane takes off a large explosion can be seen in the background
>the plane lands in mar-a-lago
>fbi is called and told what happened
>back on epsteins island he crawls from the wreckage
>thisisn'tover.jpg
>he ends up arrested and convicted of a lesser charge
>basically gets off
>this heroic tale ends up in the Epstein files
>yfw years later you refuse to release them out of humility
>everyone already says you're the best
>be trump
>2006
>one of your best friends invites you to his private island
>oy boy he likes em young just like me
>hop in his airplane
>fly to island while fucking one of the hot stewardesses
>land on the island
>have a drink (diet coke) while he tells you the real fun begins soon
>door opens dozens of children, none older than 10 stand there
>why are these kids here epstein
>I thought you like em young like me?
>NOT THIS YOUNG
>outraged by your innocent sexual hijinks being mistaken for pedophilia you punch him in the face
>he catches your fist
>your kung fu is strong, but I was trained by mossad
>the will of the american people will always overcome
>kung-fu fight ensues
>he throws you through a wall
>you kick him in mid-air
>you manage to gain the upper hand by throwing a pair of childrens underwear down a well
>as he's retrieving them you tell the kids to get to the choppa
>you grab a barrel of gunpowder and begin leaving a trail over it to the munitions depot
>as eptein manages to climb out of the well clutching the underwear he rushes inside
>kids! lets play a fun game! he calls out
>no answer
>swearing he runs to the runway when he hears an engine revving
>the plane is taking off
>trump hangs out of the door
>puffing on a cigar before hurling it down to the gunpowder trail
>lets see mossad get you out of this
>as the plane takes off a large explosion can be seen in the background
>the plane lands in mar-a-lago
>fbi is called and told what happened
>back on epsteins island he crawls from the wreckage
>thisisn'tover.jpg
>he ends up arrested and convicted of a lesser charge
>basically gets off
>this heroic tale ends up in the Epstein files
>yfw years later you refuse to release them out of humility
>everyone already says you're the best
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