As a right wing volcel, I have a highschool friend who is a skinny little dork into gay shit who talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded. I have matured since school but he's stayed the same and he still defends out-groups who hate him and goes to fucking anti-trump rallies and shit. How do I accelerate him becoming my submissive gf?

lol the old head republicans got so mad about their bill they took out the HPA and SHORT acts LMFAO. YOU WANT YOUR LANDS KEEP YOUR LAND AS KEKED MEN!
based boomer republicans