Pissed off brotherberg yesterday.

I was babysitting my based alpha Chad nephew (4 years old) and I made him a peanut butter sandwich. While he was eating it I asked him "would you ever eat grass?" When he said no I told him "bread is made out of wheat, and wheat is a type of grass." This blew his fucking mind. This morning my brother called me and said that my nephew told him grass was edible. Kids are genuinely fun to mess with.