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Welcome back to Cambion Quest!
You are Zith-Zi, goblin bandit-turned-adventuress, transformed by magic into a pretty, pink-skinned, fairy-flavoured ‘nilbog’ for the sake of health, wealth, and the love of a man named Jimmy…
…and you are also Carazzi Yosef (as you have taken to calling yourself), the cambion cast-off whose Hellish essence was evacuated when Zith-Zi changed her fate, leaving you ugly, unstable, and neither wholly male nor female.
In the time since you were split in two, your two halves have been through a lot. You’ve grown closer even as you’ve grown apart: you becoming the badass Boss Bitch of the Monstrous Regiment adventuring company, and you increasingly engaging with the occult arts in an effort to reshape your deformed body and demonic soul into something worthy of love. In the process, you rediscovered Patmo-Shoka, and harnessed its secrets in pursuit of your own goals: the creation of a superpowered adventuring party such as the world has never seen, and the cultivation of a perfected, purified self.
Joined by other cambions and castoffs created by the mage who once remade you, you discovered that the secret to achieving your dreams lay in the Far East. There, you met the mysterious Ziwei Bo, an unassuming (and undead) shopkeeper of the Goldenriver race who promised you potent pills intended to unlock your potential and to cure your Infernal afflictions. In exchange for this, you promised to bring him the hundun, a mythical monster said to be able to generate any alchemically-useful animal ingredient a learned cultivator could covet.
Unfortunately, that proved to be… Complicated.
The hundun you found dwelt in the northeastern steppe, where it presided—however inauspiciously and unofficially—as the so-called ‘Naked Emperor’ of a band of gyrfalcon fairies. Though they tormented the local mortals for sport, you found yourselves sympathetic to their plight. The hundun’s fractured psyche and ever-shifting shape were not unlike your own, after all, and you too knew what it was like to live a life of loneliness in the wilds and wastes. Unable to bring yourselves to capture or kill these creatures, you instead invited them into your company—
For now! Temporarily! On a contractual basis!
—and to help you in your next mission. After all, even if you weren’t going to trade The Naked Emperor to Ziwei Bo, you still needed to get his precious pills.
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Welcome back to Cambion Quest!
You are Zith-Zi, goblin bandit-turned-adventuress, transformed by magic into a pretty, pink-skinned, fairy-flavoured ‘nilbog’ for the sake of health, wealth, and the love of a man named Jimmy…
…and you are also Carazzi Yosef (as you have taken to calling yourself), the cambion cast-off whose Hellish essence was evacuated when Zith-Zi changed her fate, leaving you ugly, unstable, and neither wholly male nor female.
In the time since you were split in two, your two halves have been through a lot. You’ve grown closer even as you’ve grown apart: you becoming the badass Boss Bitch of the Monstrous Regiment adventuring company, and you increasingly engaging with the occult arts in an effort to reshape your deformed body and demonic soul into something worthy of love. In the process, you rediscovered Patmo-Shoka, and harnessed its secrets in pursuit of your own goals: the creation of a superpowered adventuring party such as the world has never seen, and the cultivation of a perfected, purified self.
Joined by other cambions and castoffs created by the mage who once remade you, you discovered that the secret to achieving your dreams lay in the Far East. There, you met the mysterious Ziwei Bo, an unassuming (and undead) shopkeeper of the Goldenriver race who promised you potent pills intended to unlock your potential and to cure your Infernal afflictions. In exchange for this, you promised to bring him the hundun, a mythical monster said to be able to generate any alchemically-useful animal ingredient a learned cultivator could covet.
Unfortunately, that proved to be… Complicated.
The hundun you found dwelt in the northeastern steppe, where it presided—however inauspiciously and unofficially—as the so-called ‘Naked Emperor’ of a band of gyrfalcon fairies. Though they tormented the local mortals for sport, you found yourselves sympathetic to their plight. The hundun’s fractured psyche and ever-shifting shape were not unlike your own, after all, and you too knew what it was like to live a life of loneliness in the wilds and wastes. Unable to bring yourselves to capture or kill these creatures, you instead invited them into your company—
For now! Temporarily! On a contractual basis!
—and to help you in your next mission. After all, even if you weren’t going to trade The Naked Emperor to Ziwei Bo, you still needed to get his precious pills.
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