And folks… Russia? Still on a bad trip. That’s what I say. Lot of bad history. Very old nation — maybe the oldest, some people say. But still tripping. Still in it. 50 million years. Fifty. Can you imagine that, folks? That’s a long trip. Not a fun one. Dark, cold, no riffs. And we’re trying — we’re trying to trip-sit them. America is trying to help. I said, ‘Let us guide you. Let us be your riff shaman.’ But they don’t listen. You can only do so much. Believe me — I’ve tried.

And I know trips, folks. I’ve had the best trips. Air Force One — that’s a trip. That’s the trip. No turbulence. Leather seats. Red button. You ever fly with a button that does anything you want? Josh, I want to invite you personally. Come on the plane. We’ll bring guitars, we’ll bring amps — tube amps, not the digital stuff. We’ll fly over the desert. Maybe play a show on the wing. We’ll make it happen for you, Josh. Don’t worry.