>>149782450
when I was in Australia all the women picked the fruit while I drove the tractor and collected it. you would constantly hear them screaming as yet another spider jumped on them. they would bake in the sun all day with me just chilling in my tractor in the shade

>cut grass with machines on the verge of breaking down
>try my best to nigger rig everything to keep it running
>Tell boss about broken shit
>"Yeah just dont do that anymore"
>mfw
>listen to everyone's shit all day
>clean up after everyone because no one has a fucking brain
>Threats and bulling thinly veiled as "advice" on how to do the job
>fill everything with diesel because no one can be bothered
>rush around all day doing the work of 2 people only to go to the shed to see everyone standing around doing fuck all
>get lectured again about how "I" cant stand around doing fuck all
>show up every day at 6:30am (start time)
>Get told this is not good enough and i have to be in earlier (lmao no)
>other guy shows up around 7am every day
>nothing is ever said about it
>listen to everyone telling me about all the time they have booked off
>attempt to book a single day off
>"Oh no anon its far too busy"

Fuck them all, if you live near a golf course go do burnouts on every fucking green untill the axle hits the ground