Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 10
Ennezat - Le Mont-Dore Puy de Sancy
165.3km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist
GC after stage 9:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-9-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-10/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / Czech TV / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / SRG SSR
13:00 CET
Previous thread:
>>149745032
>Current and upcoming races
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25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
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19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Pรฉrigord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a Espaรฑa 2.UWT
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn
>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
>Velodrama league code:
51196855
>>149765172>why does the best winWatch something that's all luck then.
>>149765252I just hope everyone has fun
>>149765082 (OP)break to form will be pure suffering
Pogacar to Slovene RAI after today's stage:
>Almeida had to resign because it was simply too much. I understand him completely and I know how it is. What he has tried to do for the team over the last two days is priceless. I am really grateful to him. He will be missed '100 an hour'. I know he will come back stronger and I am already looking forward to the next races with him,
.
>A luxury helper who was capable of a top result even for himself. One of the best climbers in the world, and he will be missed. He would certainly have been a key helper in the mountains. Now we have to adapt and continue the Tour de France with seven riders. We have to do our best to win the yellow jersey for Joao as well,
What i'd like to see tomorrow:
>sprint chute
>total uae death (yates or poolitt)
>vingegaard finishing 2nd (trust the plan)
>vauquelin 1st
my predictions:
>lame, tame sprint
>no attack from the fish (he finishes second on poglets wheel)
>memeco unironically DROPPED on col de guery 115km in
give me your predictions
>>149765365"I'm so grateful in fact, I'm going to make him slave for me again in the Vuelta"
>>149765404big Kev's win on Bastille day would be giga based
>>149765365>I understand him completely and I know how it isbut he never was in this position in his life
>>149765404allah memeattaques all day because it is the bastille day. expect all french runners to forget that drafting exists
Can you believe that sepp kuss his dad Dolph Kuss is still alive at age 95? Good for him and their family
>>149765281This sport is not fun. It's fun to ride 10 or 20 km casually, but what these people do is just torture.
>>149765423PCS on LiveStats of yestersday's stage posted this. So Almeida riding Vuelta is within the realm os possibilities, but he would probably not be in his best form.
>>149765086The content is shite and I it feeling as if I'm hanging out with absolute losers. Very forced shitty content benji is so insufferable and he's clearly gone through some sort of social media training because he's like an instagram thot with his mannerisms.
I took the piss out of my dad for watching that the other day. Told him some others to watch instead. LR is babbies first cycling podcast.
>>149765531V02max has one of the highest correlations to long lifespan
Just watched the highlights. Is Almeida DNF a moral victory for Jumbo Vissma?
>>149765606Beyond victory
>>149765537speak for yourself
>>149765606Not really, Visma can now no longer win the Tour de France. They can only win the Tour de France (*)
>>149765606Yes, they need to publicly mock him by making funny video edits of the crash and make some jokes about his injuries. Infuriate poogacar into outlandish attacks and on bike violence for a DSQ.
>>149765645What riding do you do schizo joao?
>>149765589It has the highest correlation with lifespan of any measurment.
>>149765648You also watch capeshit and own an apple mac?
>>149765573I agree. I despise Benji on a personal level but the bar for cycling punditry is in the fucking cellar and they both have reasonable knowledge of the sport and the vismoid strategist occasionally makes good points. It's either them or listening to Chris Horner talk about how Roglic is a top 3 rider in the world, or Hincapie not knowing who Joao Almeida is. Usually I will watch them for a while, remember how insufferable Benji is, stop watching, and them come crawling back
>>149765738Their humor is awful and I despise the fake laughter that they do. It's unwatchable like the TNT coverage. I have no tolerance for this shite anymore. It all seems so amateurish and childish.
>>149765688It's sort-of self explanatory really, it improves the fitter you are and strength+aerobic fitness typically go hand in hand with good diet, no drugs/smoking/alcohol, and all the typical factors you expect in long-lived people. The fitter you are, the more likely you are to survive your marginal decade and grow old gracefully. Good diet and exercise is now being researched as inhibitors to virtually every single chronic illness.
>tl;dr being a fat lazy slob unsurprisingly will catch up with you.
>>149765805I don't disagree. I just want to know what happened during the stages I miss and they are (1) some of the only people who cover all WT races not just TDF etc and (2) I can trust their knowledge of the sport to actually give me a fairly reasonable recap of the events. You watch it in spite of the humour and ouevre not because of it
>>149765672right now?
only road and about 120km on the weekend, sometimes one or 2 rides midweek if I have time
I like going hard, no time for shitty Z2 gen z slop, I always try to find strong groups/random guys and ride until I drop them or get dropped
pretty sure I follow the Bert that has a look on strava, or at least we ride around the same places a lot (like everyone that lives in the Lisbon area tbqh)
>>149765888Nice. What is your FTP? Contemplating yet another comeback myself now I'm getting ADHD medicine.
>>149765818I'm more into philosophy than science so i have to make the point that having old people around is destructive to our society.
Fucking old boomer lance armweak, he should have died.
>>149765900juicemaxxxxxing creep (he looks like a pedorast)
>>149766191why do you hate good cyclismo
>>149766191>having old people around is destructive to our societyJust because we allow them to vote
FORZA JANNIK
FORZA ITALIA
>GRANDE
/GRANDE/
>GRANDE
/GRANDE/
>GRANDE
/GRANDE/
>GRANDE
/GRANDE/
>>149766031now? I haven't measured it in a while, intervals.icu has some retarded eftp thing that says 265 but I dunno.
I'm old tho, for sure I had it in the low to mid 300s when I was younger
>>149765900looks as italian as milan
>>149765900The apex lanklet showing us all the way.
So, we've had the first week. How's my boy /elite/ doing?
Twitter accounts I follow and rate:
Laflammerouge
Amattipyoraily
Daniel friebe
Vayer
Oleg tinkov
Inner ring
Cycling out of context
Twitter accounts I actively mute so I don't see them:
Adam blythe
Cillian kell6
Benji naesen and his cronies (mateo simion and that lukas loskas dude) that always post the lamest stuff
Alex dowsett
Bas tietema
Thijs zonneveld
>"I think for sure there will be GC action, on a very, very hard day," said Vingegaard at the team bus after stage 9. "It's a really hard course, up and down the whole day."
>In what he describes as "the first real test outside the time trial," is he looking forward to it? "Yes," he said with a smile
Smart if they fully go for it. Last year the massif central stage was the stage where Pogacar was the weakest
>>149766818and with Almeida out the chances of something tactical happening is even bigger
total chaos tomorrow
I hurt my back diving into the sea. Just wanted to impress the ladies. Don't think they were even watching. At least some kids thought it was cool.
>>149766893He definitely belongs in the follow group until his shtick burns out
>>149766890Enjoy your paralysis
>>149765606moral victory? it can't be anything other than an absolute bonafide win.
Didn't watched a single minute of the Tour, watched Giro donne instead, feels good
>>149767030I only watch the olympics.
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>>149767082I only check the results. I've never watched a race in my life. Don't even know what Pogacar looks like.
>>149766889Soler politt and sivakov are actually pretty good at controlling a stage like this. Just 3 hours at 400watts
>>149767130Sudden hankering for chicken nuggets
>>149767131He's a twink with short hair.
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very nice kit. they should use it on a road
>>149767211top kek he's doing the golden band like remco too
>>149767063Next week I will watch Valle d'Aosta, kino every year
>>149767030For me it's only watching the giro and vuelta because I'm on holiday during the tour
>>149767280WIDAR's last redemption chance before he retires
>>149766402>Just because we allow them to voteThat's such a zoomer take.
Young people are naive retards, old people have the wisdom and experience of life. I rather have them vote than zoomers
>>149766794No Bruyneel no fun
>>149767369Nothing to do with wisdom, but in countries with state pension they're benefiting from the dual ponzi scheme of pension + housing and running it as far as they can because they're the one deciding who gets elected.
Delio Rodriquez 39 vuelta stage wins, 0 tdf, 0 giro
Cosante Giradengo 30 giro stage wins, 0 tdf, 0 vuelta
Andre Leducq 25 tdf stage wins, 0 vuelta, 0 giro
what was their problem? disrespectful to the sport if you ask me
>>149767369>old people have the wisdom and experience of lifeOld people just vote for more pensions and anything that makes their house(s) go up in price. Only people with full time jobs should be allowed to vote.
>>149767397He's based and will burn like 7 or 8 matches tomorrow
>>149767369there is no greater rentseeker then a pensioner. they should all be shot. Respectfully
>>149767130that roadrash on the tigh looked nasty af, hope he can push through. remember, you cannot flim-flam the zim-zam
How are you planning to celebrate Bastille Day?
>>149768284There is some prince dwelling in his chateau near where I live. I might kill him.
In minecraft
>>149768284i will make a legendary baguette danoise for lunch
>>149768284Job interview in the morning...
>>149768284first day back at work since three weeks thereโs also a meeting over lunch will be brutal stuff
>>149768437I thought you had a day off?!
>>149767130Did he tell reporters how he ended up in the grass?
>>149768284listening to french tunes
post some french tunes. we established during the giro that the Italians have shit music. hopefully the french do better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oltptNDHocw
>>149768588It makes sense for Visma to increase the chaos, with more crashes, splits, when competing against an obvious favorite. Although this risky approach can backfire on them, playing it safe and letting the favorite control the race is almost a sure way to lose.
https://youtu.be/xVMskD3rnJA
https://youtu.be/KpNJKkmqPU8
https://youtu.be/U9fmNFnx0qI
>>149768284I'm going to try to win the stage
>>149769387Tell Horner this pls.
>>149769395Trine won't be happy victor
False widow about front door. Most venomous spider in the UK. Waiting until my dad is back to see it then it's WD40 for the beast and it's eggs.
>>149769451he really has that monkey face going on
>>149769451Most kino rider of the last 20 years easily
>>149765818Excuse me but this is highly fatphobic
>>149769451hate this fag so much
>>149767130is that a baguette in the hole?
>"It's really sad that we lost Joรฃo today. I think it was too much for him. I suffered out there today. I can't imagine how he felt with all that pain. We drove so fast all day, so it must have been really, really painful," Tadej Pogacar told the Tour after stage 9.
from the mouth of the beast himself, Pog was suffering today. dead and gone soon
>>149767876Implying everyone else isn't just voting for themselves you uber retard
Short sighted af
>>149770501He is baiting Pissma to go all out tomorrow and burn matches
>>149766428Honorary member of the 300 club
>>149768284Welding my van back together. The inspector said this is no good.
>>149770602don't think they need any bait based off what they've done so far
>>149766794Dowestt is the wettest most normie, placid weak willed guy. I love him personally but he's a mong. I remember watching a video where he had a tyre inflation gadget going on about how co2 cartridges are bad for the environment lmao.
I have a soft spot for people who really mean we'll and believe what they say but speak utter, utter drivel.
>>149770733>I have a soft spot for people speak utter, utter drivel.At least you like yourself then.
>>149770623Lmfao idk why this is so funny. That'll really test your fabrication with skills
>>149770847I am always right and it takes people a little time to realise that. Conviction is an admirable trait. People go around not caring about anything having no real opinions. Those people don't exist. They're like ghosts.
>>149770623>The inspector said this is no goodyou will have to take the moped to Teimo's
Put everything into this bet. I'm fucked. Maybe I'm not always right after all.
>>149770958the irony of saying this while spending your entire waking life on the chan
>>149770883It should be pretty much just welding flat and 90 degree bends. So nothing too difficult to fabricate.
>>149771007We get a month to fix our shitboxes when they don't pass inspection. And we're allowed to use them normally during that time. Unless it's something major. Like the brakes not working at all.
>>149767876>Only people with full time jobs and at least 2 children (>replacement rate) should be allowed to vote.fixed that for you. why should anyone that doesn't have actual skin in the game for the future be allowed to vote?
>>149771110Gamblers always think they can beat the house. They don't. If coincidentally they have a big win, they'll just play again and lose it again.
Gamblers are pathethic.
>>149771274Because there's also a present.
>>149771334the present influences the future. egotistic boomers only thought about the(ir) present and look where that got us.
no job, no children (or be a woman) -> no vote.
>>149770086NOOOOOO just relocate it into the woods
>>149771431End in the end we all die. Fuck your future, it's bleak af anyways. Let's have some fun right now like the boomers did. I wouldn't want to put a kid into this world knowing what a shithole it is.
>>149771431It's so reassuring to read that zoomers will only vote for the common good and have selfish motives at all. The future is looking bright!!
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>>149767069Huh why would an Italian coffee brand hire a German sports star for their commercials?
>>149771825*no selfish motives
>>149771727>>149771825check out these losers lmfao
>>149771431>people vote for their own interestswow what a fascinating insight i'm sure no one else does this
>>149771727I think exactly like this whenever I get a flat
>>149771939it's fine to vote for your own interests on minor issues like taxes but it's not when it comes to things that have generational impact like immigration for example.
>>149771934You are blaming others for your miserable existence, that's pretty the definition of a loser in life
>>149771469I want to keep it, thinking of making a spider cage and having a pet spider
>>149772000i don't have a miserable existance, i have 2 kids, a wife and a net wealth of 600k euros. i just want to see my kids growing up in a world where i dont have to live in a gated community and have to send them to private school in an armored car like in southern america because women and soys with no children voted for infinity niggers
>>149771997sounds good lets just act the general electorate [the stupidest motherfuckers alive] to do this
>>149772118just fuck off to pol
>>149771276I've had my fun. I think it's time to call it quits. Still have a few long burners through the tour to pay out. Ideally they won't because they're all pogacar based
>>149772210>not wanting to become a minority in my own country and not wanting germany to turn into a 3rd world shithole means i post on /pol/lol, lmao even
>>149772118Your children will marry African immigrants, possibly convert to islam, and they will be happy. Don't worry so much!!
>>149771885Those are wild allegations. Jannik's as Italian as they get
>>149772314absolute delusion
embarrassing having a lone turk flag in every finish shot
>>149772314so your telling me my children will turn into Remco?
Business idea: For MilanโSanremo have an Italian national team start 15min before the peloton.
>>149772282what is this leftypol fag invasion? lol hang yourselves you stupid cunts
>>149773025sign a bunch of 90+kg track boys and win easy
>>149773035If only there was some kind of button Berts could use to possibly get rid of such posts and posters.
>>149773177they have those guys and they still can't win. will be MVDP until he gets bored and then Pogi until he retires
Raising children within society seems wreckless at this point. If you have wealth and skills finding small rural communities should be a no brainer. Raising children in society is really a mistake. The west is undergoing a controlled demolition. People should strive to cut themselves away from western society.
>>149772118Look bro, I simply don't care. Just like you don't care about my life and needs, I don't care about yours.
All that truly matters in life is cyclismo.
>>149772339fake news, Sinner is the first male German grand slam singles champion since Becker
>>149772091NOO thats inhumane, how could you cage a wild animal like that?
>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
forgot about my bicycle because i was learning these freeskates that are like black magic under your feet... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0KCTJd-ppQ
can you imagine tadej on these
Thoughts on weed? My local Apotheke sells it now. Is it good against muscle pain/cramps?
>>149774751>Is it good against muscle pain/cramps?It is not.
>>149774751Unironically a subhuman substance.
What a disappointing weekend of racing. MVDP tried to give us some kino but it was dashed by Visma to protect their 27th-place finish. In any case, we have another sensational and hotly anticipated bottle of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ to enjoy!!
We are crossing the broad plain from the Atlantic coast to the Massif Central, cutting across the Loire Valley. The Loire wine region is a complicated patchwork of appellations strewn across the Loire River valley and its tributaries. Melon (Muscadet), Sauvignon Blanc (Sancerre, Pouilly-Fume), and Chenin Blanc (Vouvray) are all grown here. However, today we enjoy a wine from CHINON, where today's stage began.
Chinon lays in the Middle Loire, betweens Angers and Tours. The appellation's claim to fame are its fresh, complex wines made of the Cabernet Franc grape. Most people experience Cab Franc as one of the background players in the red blends of Bordeaux, adding savory, fresh, vegetal notes to the fruit bombs of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot. Cab Franc for me has a very specific tell in the nose -- bell pepper. The pyrazine compounds common in Cab Franc give an unmistakable capsicum that can range from underripe green bell pepper to roasted red chilis.
Bernard Baudry "La Croix Boissee" Chinon 2021 ($60)
Pours a medium-dark ruby/purple, medium body. The nose leads with red bell and chili pepper (I think my nose is incredibly sensitive to pyrazines, for what it's worth), followed by cool raspberry and blackberry. There is an autumnal feel to the nose...like a cold October evening with the wind blowing dead leaves through a forest. The palate opens with lovely fruit, silk tannins, moderate acidity, and then vegetal finish.
Elegant, complex, really nice wine. This is quite light on its feet (12.5% alcohol). Unfortunately feels a bit overpriced. Interesting to read other tasting notes on this because people rave about this -- I'm just a bit sensitive to pyrazines I think.
>>149774919You could make this a thing on a site or some shit and I 100% bet you'd do quite well out of it unless it's all a chat gpt ruse. But then you'd still do well I guess
>does nothing for 9 months
>gets a steady paycheck from Visma all-year
>>149774919wine tasters be like:
>it smells floral, like burnt rubber tyres on a car in the middle of summer, it has a subtle licorice taste, like shoe laces on a pair of freshily shined leather shoes, it has an aroma of a slightly damp tree bark, it's heavy but also light, like the inside of of a diesel powered WW2 era submarine
>>149775243ynr christopher LAPORTE
>>149774796Is it like a placebo because my pharmacy advertises it as a muscle relaxant?!
>>149774751If you're a degenerate fuck who's aiming for a stay in the mental ward for dealing with your psychotic episodes, go for it.
t. mental ward psych
>>149774751i've done my most demonic cycling performances on the thc, nothing but man and machine gone interdimensional
>>149775253Congratulations, you have accidentally described Barolo
Literally smells like roses, tar, licorice, and earthy notes of soil, has a light body but explosive nose and teeth-drying tannins.
>>149766771Very rude for no one to respond
Also, it's over, F
imagine not being able to handle your psychedelics maybe mother nature just doesn't like you
>>149774751>>149775324Is it proper weed or just the CBD fag shit? Because that works absolutely and it also gives you diabolical brainfog. The whole weed shit is just cringe and people only like it because they want to be high.
>>149775573I did a lot of drugs as teen and early adult. LSD is probably one of the best experiences. The brain is just ramped up and you have such a different perspective on everything. I loved it. Brain rot which is modern weed is just destructive. Weed in the 60's was great apparently because it wasn't very strong at all. But then the retarded addicts started growing very strong shite which everyone knows as weed today. Supposedly the 60's weed was more similar to a cigarette.
>imagine biking for any reason other than getting to a good smoke spot
Pretended to do a sprint against Alaphilipe today on my ride. Short 20 seconds. I won of course.
i bet the americans in here feels like me when im posting in the NFL game threads during the season
even though NFL is a normie sport in europe these days, i bet a tiny amount of people in america gives a flying fuck about some skellies riding bikes in europe
>>149775744For me its pretending to lead out Roglic in yellow on Montmartre. I realize how cucked this mentality is
>>149775940I've learned to specify road cycling because whenever I say 'I watch cycling' they assume mtb or some shit. It is effectively not a watched sport here
>>149776048Americans don't like sports that they're not the best at I gathered. Which is why they invented their own sports
>>149776048>>149776120surely there's a generation of boomers remembering lance?
>>149776148they might 'member but they certainly dont watch. I also don't talk to boomers unless forced to
Americans even have their own cycling in forms of crits. I know it's not american but it's their favoured format of racing. Mcdonalds of cycling races. Literally bike nascar with the added benefit brown men are able to compete because it lasts 20 minutes and you have to be extremely violent.
>>149775940For most people yes, they have no idea what cycling is aside from vague memories of Lance winning TdF in the remote past.
However, I am in a cycling club and I would say most people follow WT cycling quite regularly to the point that it tends to be dominant conversation on rides and at lunch.
>>149776283Start trying to alienate them by talking about cyclocross, the omnium, keirin (bastardised), keirin (Japanese), etc.
>>149768284Arbeitszeitbetrug
>>149776393I wish he a radio channel that would broadcast stage commentary.
>>149775651We could be the same person, scary. But really the THC content by the time I stopped smoking was around 13-15%. Now it apparently averages 27% some 15 years later.
>>149776752combustion is pretty nasty on the lungs so i've been dry herb vaping, i've been getting extremely pure buds from 29-37%...
the fuckin problem with it is you always want more more more so best with breaks
>>149776752Yeah the shite now is really bad. It's mass produced and no longer more small grows of potheads, it's all seemingly organised crime driven so the quality is very low. Basically just stardawg which could be anywhere from 15% to 30%. Some of the worst weed I had was just like it was rolled in sugar. Getting absolutely mashed is no fun, was considering growing my own natural weed with a natural strain that is a couple percent.
A thing that's common now is the scumbags will sell weed with spice to kids so they think that's normal and buy it because weed is cool, only to get physically addicted. Now is the worst time to take drugs because it's all solely focused around financial gain. 90's club scenes seemed kino. Hated coke partially because it's a filthy drug that's cut endlessly and sold by shitbags but the drip is truly disgusting. It's why sinus infections are so common in footballers lmao. Glad I stopped all that shite and took psychiatric drugs to rot my brain instead. Brainberg is so back now though it would seem
anyone support the giro yet by buying a pair of indestructible iuman boxers? better get on that
>>149775651when i was a teen and broke I grew my own weed and it was great, not strong at all, just good mood and fun
Like a glass of wine at lunch
In uni it was super strong, too strong
I still smoke once every few years if I'm in the mood
>>149776971no but I did buy a tissot
>There are countries outside of Belgium who care about this 'sport'
>>149777088All countries are outside of Belgium
>losing any sort of cycling race to a bunch of pig farmers with ZERO mountains
embarrassing desu...
>Belgium
>a country
best joke i have heard all week
>>149777206to be fair the week is only 27 minutes old
>>149777227oh right
being a NEET tends to blend the days togheter, monday or friday it does not matter
I know I haven't posted dinner in a while, but rest assured that I have continued my education in the art of sloppa. I am a student of stew, a connoisseur of comfort food, a fiend for fall flavors. Today I made beer and chicken stew with a biscuit pรขte brisรฉe
777777 digits and jonas wins the tour de france 2026
>>149777772So what is a hearty stew with chicken, leeks and apples in a beer broth?
>>149777890>apples in a fucking stewthat's just disgusting
>>149777920No it's not, they got less time than the onions and carrots so they retain some crunch
>>149777772this meme is dogshit
it says sloppa is unhealthy but last time i checked things like chili con carne is pretty good for you
meat, beans, some veggies, chilli and tomato sauce
Enjoying some parathesia from \beta-alanine
What happened to the California baker? There haven't been any burnt loaves in an age
>>149777772>Sloppa >UnhealthyI mean sure I guess but it's mostly just stewed meats and veggies. Control your portions and select leaner cuts and you have a perfectly healthy meal
>>149778042Bakerbert is busy studying the forests of Marin County, he's a PhD in tree studies
>>149778107Truly, his is a blessed life
Signed up to one of those meal delivery services. Pick meals week before and they send you box of the ingredients which you have to make. Comes to 4-5ยฃ a meal. Which is 8-10 as it comes with 2 meals per day which I plan to have both one meal a day. Meals look delicious and I'd never make them otherwise.
Probably cheaper to buy ingredients but I always just buy shite and neglect vegetables. Looking forward to naan pizzas the most.
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Ingredients for my stew
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>>149778534Floured the meats and fried them in the lardon-fat, chopped up the veggies and let them soften in the remaining fat
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>>149778553Now we got a stew going
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>>149778570After 45 minutes of simmering, cover with biscuit dough and brush with butter, garlic, black pepper and tarragon
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>>14977859225 minutes under the broiler
looks actually good for once
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>>149778610And finally, served with an ice cold lager.
First time making this recipe so plenty to learn. Next time I am going to add more sweetness to the broth with either some apple juice or molasses. And I will switch from salt pork to thick cut smoked bacon strips, the final product was very salty, more than I'd like
>>149778610looks bretty good bert
>>149778655you are your fucking soggy veggies
also serve your stew in a fucking bowl like its supposed too for God's sake
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>mfw Danes used to be my biggest critics
>>149778655Very delicious but looks a bit heavy for mid-July, no?
>>149778701im still here to criticize your soggy veggies dont you worry
>>149778729Yeah, it's an Autumn dish
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>>1497750301. This has been discussed before, I do not use ChatGPT, I actually write this slop
2. I'm already a member of a wine forum that is perhaps even more autistic than this place, and believe me, my level of autism is like 1% some of these people
>>149778730>Criticizing a stew for soggy vegetables
>>149778730I'm not making a demi-glace, the "soggy veggies" retain the broth and are an integral part of a proper peasants stew
>>149778758what is the bottom of the iceberg of wineautism I want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes
>>149778779yes
i could go on and on and on about cooking but this /cyc/ afterall
>>149778788Unironically Burgundy. It is so expensive and so complex that people spend a lifetime learning different soil types on a meter by meter basis of these vineyards
>>149778788you can walk up to unguarded and unfenced winefields in france where they grow grapes for wine that easily cost 10k eurodollars and destroy an entire year worth of grapes
its kinda insane
>>149778926I think DRC has a little sign that says "Be respectful and do not entire the vineyard"
>>149778926this is how you end up strapped to a chair in a small room with a bunch of frenchmen with wine corkers standing menacingly in front of you
fuck the grapes the stalks are the real money
if you destroy those its hundreds if not thousands of years of legacy of agriculture gone and millions and millions of dollars of revenue over centuries poof
how they have not locked them down like a damn fortress is kinda wild
>>149779043there are much better causes to channel your intense need for stochastic terrorism towards
>>149779059agreed
also people who commit such crimes most likely wont know or understand wine grapes or stalks lmao
>>149777772shouldn't goyfeed actually be sรถyslop?
>>149778926Made me remember this from last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNDyxBdrp6A
I can definitely see vineyards having to pay protection money to keep their grapes safe.
>>149779154imagine what it's like in sicily
>>149779188Just ask Fuglsang
>>149778553Listen here burgershit. You must stop using plastic cutting boards immediately. You cut into the plastic, it goes into your food, its toxic. Got it plastic man? Toxic. Its simple addition. Now, buy some heavy solid wood cutting boards they last a life time. Dont get glued wooden, boards they are toxic too. Solid wood only. There is titanium or glass alternatives too, but fuck.that just get wood. Now.
>>149778592>>149778610No joke this looks incredible. Mush more visually pleasing than your usual
>>149779467Bullshit. You can get a used one if your saving pennies. Go on eBay. IKEA probably make one for under 20 burger buckets though
>>149779467Spend the money.
Plastic is based, but you should still get at good wooden one.
>>149779560Shut up Jim Ratcliff
>>149779560The only time I use a plastic board is when I cook fish or other types of seafood.
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCly4X3cqw
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhL9NZ0Kdw
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2jCbXiEQI4
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuQCeNyFr5c
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgig-FqMu9w
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyQC8JXRgPQ
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA
>Visma coordinated spam of /cyc/
Jonas bros... they ain't believing in us
Kino on the menu today, sport wise and landscape wise
attaque de pogacar ร 100km de l'arrivรฉe
>>149781653Why would you say that when you are not only fr*nch but it's Bastille day? Where is your pride for inshallahphilippe or big K?
>>149781653Do not even speak such a thing into existence
>I believe in "He will be stronger in the third week" meme
>>149781702TDF reclassified as 1.1 italien race
Allons ! enfants de la patrie !
le jour de gloire est arrivรฉ !
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>>149781704my time will come
what grinds my gears is, that all these info graphics always miss one CRUCIAL info - how much elevation? why can't they fucking write it somewhere
>>149781961it's in the roadbook. see link in the OP
>>149781976rusbert to the rescue as usual
Sandal bros. This is our time of the year. The people on public transportation will FEAST upon our toes.
Does Visma really believe Jonas has better regeneration than Pog? The guy who nose breathed through the whole Dauphine? The only way Pog loses is if they prevent him to get his feed. Like it happened in 2022 and last year in stage 11.
>>149782061you gotta try something innit
>>149765082 (OP)still salty grug didn't win yesterday
i'm even disappointed that pogler didn't help him by slowing down the chase, i guess he had to keep an eye on almeida (or so i cope)
>>149782061i guess they're trying to sneed him
>>149782137history is gonna repeat itself today
>>149782053I already got sandal tan lines on my feet
>>149782165No !
Vinge is no longer the same as at Dauphinรฉ.
Stronger every week and it's only the 2nd week.
>>149782105Whatโs pogacar supposed to do lmao gtfo tourist
>>149782053Toes? You mean your socks
I don't think I'm courageous enough to rock sandals. If I were I'd probably match it with a big white robe, long hair and a beard.
>>149782061That's just their excuse for why they are pacing so hard. In reality they hope to cause a crash and take Pog out, that's the only way they can win.
>>149782248>surely this time will be different
>>149782265dunno, line upfront then pull more slovenly
>>149778926I can see some of those vineyards from my desk. Nobody would think to come here and destroy the grapes, not in 2025. There are too many armed frenchmen in those parts, arabs wouldn't dare, yet. Will reassess in two or three decades.
>>149782287Of course it would be contradictory for a team which claims to value "safety" more than other teams do, to admit to employing such a strategy. Thus the absurd "Vingegaard has better regeneration" justification.
>>149782287they will attack every descent today
>>149782287>>149782344Their spazzy mur de bretagne tactics indirectly caused an almeida death. There's still potential.
>>149782403Vingegaard crashing out because of Visma tactics would be the funniest thing ever.
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Business idea: Secretly testing the sewage of each team hotel for illegal substances.
>>149782053Been wearing exclusively sandals since April, loving the life
>>149778788you should watch that documentary about the wine nerds trying to become wine grandmasters. it's good and next level winetism.
>>149782325who do you think harvest our grapes...
>>149782450It's all white students and/or family members around here. Don't know how it's done in the south.
>>149782276>socksNo thanks
>>149782408Happy killed our own royal family day
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>>149782450when I was in Australia all the women picked the fruit while I drove the tractor and collected it. you would constantly hear them screaming as yet another spider jumped on them. they would bake in the sun all day with me just chilling in my tractor in the shade
>>149767828for me it's Cipollini, 12 stage wins, 0 final ranking, 0 reach-the-3rd-week-award
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVS91IV1Yog
Dog gets bitten by badger
Military parade in the morning, TdF in the afternoon. Summer classic
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>>149782535>Cipollini made no secret that he did not like climbing stages, and while he completed all stages of the Giro on many occasions, he infuriated purists by not attempting mountain stages at the Tour or Vuelta. While this is a common practice with sprinters without points jersey aspirations so as to save themselves for the rest of the season, Cipollini's practice of releasing photos of himself lounging at the beach while the others struggled in the mountains earned him more than his fair share of attention in this regard. imagine him in the age of social media
the gap between #1 and last place is 27 minutes.
last year at stage 10 the gap between #1 and last was 3 hours 26
>>149782652There hasn't been a climb over 5 minutes yet
So what kinda tactic can we realistically expect from v*sma from today on?
>>149782652what did he mean by this?
>>149782652someone should harden their heart
Chance of drunk fans doing something stupid today: High
>>149782663Ride hard all day and lose 5 seconds and the stage to poogacar. The Visma masterclass.
Life would be way easier if I just join team poogacar. But he's so insufferable. So I suffer as a vismoid.
>>149782663Try to get Son of Jorgen into the break. UAE has said they will now ride defensively, so they won't chase the other Vismoids anymore.
If that doesn't work, drill hard on every climb and bomb the descents.
they dont even show the mountain profile anymore on the tdf website
what are these french faggots even good at
>>149782696Join the Lidl movement. Free yourself from getting involved in the tourists discussion of the GC battle
>>149782663attack descents SaFeR style pull when pogacar pisses
>>149782738you need a fancy graphic, zoomie?
>>149782726How many stages can they do that before matteo blows out? I guess wout can still do some work for them.
>>149782759I despise trek and I like lidl the shop but the team is cringe and their riders are gay. I guess I'm more of an EF guy after all
Massif central... Jan Ullrich... VGH...
>>149782843This is pretty much the last time they can pull that card, after that he will get btfo on Hautacam and again on Peyragudes.
>>149782894>>149782843Today I hope to see a Wout break away with aggressive Jorgenson + Campy bridge attempt to pressure UgayE
If im UAE i would let Jรธrgensen take the yellow
That way he cant do breakaway attacks, Jonas canโt attack his teammate, Visma will have to ride to defend yellow and even if Jรธrgenson gets 4 minutes it wont matter in the end for pogi
Getting the sprint stages out of the way is the Tour de France equivalent of eating your veggies.
>>149782924love veggies
hate sprint stages
simple as
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Zimmermann Georg (Intermarchรฉ - Wanty)
van den Berg Marijn (EF Education - EasyPost)
>>149767069>>149771885rocco's son will win 40+ GS by this pace
ts + screencap this post if you will, cyc
>>149782936>van den Berg Marijninvisible the whole race anyway
another small fish exposed in the big pond
Dropouts per year in Tour de France due to crash
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2022
17
2023
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2024
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>>149782924Danish post lmao
looks like a later finish today. very nice of them. I should be home for the last 50k
We could see gc time differences after today
>Our PCS on Tour camper is temporarily off the road due to gearbox failure. Weโre still here, passion alive, data flowing, and planning a comeback. Thanks for your support! See you soon.
ASO's doing?
>>149782432That look like feet that own a rusty old van
finally the flat slop is over
>>149783021imagine the mileage on that thing. they get around
Today will be a day of blood sweat and tears and broken carbon fibre.
impossible hard start into gc stage
>>149783021Haha get fucked
>>149783099pls don't post these juicy assed peloton groupies on my blue board thankyouverymuch
I don't want my gf to walk by and spot me with a semi in front of sweaty lycra twinks
>>149783099yum. She is well build
>>149783021luckily heโs making bank on subscriptions
>>149782663dont send anyone in the breakaway
have Ties, Wout, Campy and Affini pull all fucking day as hard as possible
when we get to col de guery send Kussen, Yatesi and drill it
on the descent/flat/rolling terrain after col de la croix Morand make Jorgeson and Jonas roll attacks like Jonas and Roglic
make Pogi pissy so that he attacks and drops Jorgenson and then pray to Allah that Pogi is more tired than Jonas, have Jonas suck Pogi's wheel and have Jonas attack on the second last or last climb and again pray to Allah that Pogi is tired
>>149783231He's be at the tour with one of those outrageous american camper vans next year
>>149782936>Zimmermann GeorgNOOOOOO
>>149783319this thing doesnโt fit on euro roads lmao
>>149783241Have rider in the breakaway to get all the feeds for the riders and then just hammer every single feed like an attack then rendezvous with the rider ahead and sit up whilst feasting in poogacars face.
How much bet pogacar win today at odds 10 to 1 money free, you bet?
SURELY today ALAPHILIPPE wins
>>149783351100 000 kroner
Kek I was warned for shitting on boomers. Looks like I hurt some tdf tourist's feeling
>>149783360Kรฉvin Vauquelin beats Jonas and Pogi today for the win
>>149783372STAY ON TOPIC AAAARGH
>>149782738Official sites are always normalfags bloated trackwares
>>149783384We can hope along with total UAE / Visma death in a huge chute. Pray to CHUTTA
>>149783372Let's just stay on topic here bud, mmkay?
>>149783394last year they had the profiles,
this is our day roglabros
>>149783345Pogi has a lot of friends in the peloton, he'd probably get gels/bottles from other teams if it came to that.
Wife and kid are away, I woke up at 11, got up just now, eating leftover pasta, watching TDF and playing RDR2. It doesn't get better than this.
>>149783440>Wife and kidstopped reading there
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hon hon hon
The shifts in gc after today could be enormous. Evenepeoel, jorgenson and vingegaard all sound up for it. Pogacar has been forced to burn matches for 9 days straight, he could be on his last legs
>>149783458Robbie is the only actual good person on the anglo team
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>>149783471i fear for remchud today
>>149783471Haha posting things that are not true is so funny
>>149783440I'm beginning to think I might be retarded for saving up all of my holidays for december.
>>149783471Bases, we are about to witness the beginning of the end of Dopacar's 2025 campaign
>>149783492who is the not very amused person in the middle
>>149783498bertacek please prepare the "feed me slovenian blood" pic for later
Will we see Wout in the sprint today?
>>149783506lol ofc its some faggy american with 0 humor
reminder that the first hill today is a 14% rampas
>>149783535Totall sprinter death.
First pair of attachable shoes dispatched by Amazon and on the way to my door. Then we hit the mountains. Hope Visma attacks properly today, or at least that something happens.
How does Marion keep getting hotter btw?
>>149783556>How does Marion keep getting hotter btw?she's a succubus
Jonas bros, today we feast
>>149783535where do you get the % from
>>149783575this is a man btw
SUGGESTION: Someone bicycle kicks Anders Mielke in the head
>>149783586https://www.la-flamme-rouge.eu/maps/viewtrack/585191
my bad its not really 14% but around 10% at the end
Mechanical problem for Lipowitz Florian (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) in peloton
>>149783637Information
You have not the permissions to view that track
Damn Hannah Walker is asking for it
>>149783653thats because you need an account
>>149783575Is she a good pundit?
>>149783670Yes unironically
>>149783670she can pundit me whenever she wants huehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>149783674damn
nice save from the guy on the horse
I'll watch the jp broadcast until the cute idol shows up
>>149783705>hookless tubeless horseshoe>SAFE and EFFECTIVE
>>149783670so much better than Jalabert and she actually understand cycling unlike him. Jalabert is just captain obvious
>>149783720top athletes are never good pundits
>>149783738Rolf Sรธrensen was a top tier pundit
>>149783738Ole Einar Bjรธrndalen is surprisingly great.
>>149783720Feels like Voeckler has been waiting for ages for Jalabert to retire kek. Dude has been on the moto for 10 years now
UAE not even letting crampy join the break
Where are the greek cyclist?
>>149783738Fignon was good
>>149783741which begs the question about the other side of the coin innit
>>149783745always been the greatest
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>>149783751/cyc/'s favorite greek cyclist is our boy Multiple times
imagine having a tough day and jens voight commentating your failure metres from you
>>149783766>Polychronis>best in chronometersIt really do be like that
>>149783801time for a new husband
maybe Kevin is single
alaphilipe attaque already cooked
>>149783789Why did they put him on the motorbike? Was he too annoying in the studio?
any experience with the new schwalbe clik valves?
>>149783813they never married
Axelgaard big favorite Van Eetvelt next to Milan
>>149783801he is clearly washed
time to dump him
>>149783822he changed his winnerbud this morning to Pogi
first climb and they're already failing only 7 more to go
>>149783745So is Bjรถrn Ferry
It's already over for big bois
>>149783822>Van Eetveltwhat's up with him anyway? he really underperforms this Tour
>>149783801>>149783813>>149783829Vauquelin and then in 5 years Seixas?
>>149783820yes, I did get them shilled as well. I'm intrigued, because using a minipump after a crevaison is really annoying, as I keep triggering the presta valve and lose all the air pressure.
Wellens pulling all out because crampy is in the break lol
>>149783857A fraud. And chuted or something
Who blew a load all over that road?
>>149783858sugar momma for Seixas
cougar time
>>149783674Lmao joke nation
>Sivaque
It's over for UAE
MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS MADOUAS
>>149783875lianes pussy cream was leaking im gonna lick it up later
>no one even cares about Lenny anymore
it's so over
UAE already 2 men down today LMAO it's so over for poocunt
>green jersey already 2 minutes behind
some jumbo shitter keeps trying to get in break
>>149783919and UAE keeps closing it down
why do they fall for the bait every single time, who cares if Kussen is in the breakaway
Poll
Will the break make it to the finish?
Yes
No
57:22
whats the OTL limit today
20% or 30% of winner time?
>zero tudor in the break
Hirschi going all in today
>>149783928The entire visma plan is to gain time on pogi if he ever has a puncture
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>>149783921>Polka Lennybased
Do you think grug enjoys riding the tour
Who is this Visma dude who keeps joining breaks rather than helping Jonas. Is he confused of his role or is Visma behind it?
>>149783969hello tourist
its called a satelite rider for attacks later on in the stage
>>149783963This year he was motivated because he crashed in mtb
>>149783963he's imagining he's in a golf simulator in dubai rn
>>149783963No but he got a bit fat check to pretend
Manifesting a Pogi chute today
>Sivakov already ded
>no joao
>Wellens burning out before 100km
If Jumbo can get their man in the break this will be nice for them. Jorgenson attack is 100% coming later this stage.
im fucking tired of these norgay interviews of UNO-Shit riders
i dont care about them or their shit team, fuck off
UAE will get help chasing this break too many top tenners trying to get back in through break today
Where would you attack if your were Jumbo Visma
big Dongen tactics are about to pay off
>Wรฆrensklojd abbandon
good
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KWAB
thinkin bout how kino the giro ending was to be frank wth you
>>149784017Peloton vs UAE? BASED BASED BASED. TUAED (total UAE death)
>>149783980No need to be mad. But thanks for the answer!
>>149784009If that happens QS pulls alongside UAE
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>>149784037Thought that was 'kino'? Wait until Jumbo raid the final week. Absolute total utter UAE decimation.
>>149784043im not mad
im HYPED
>>149784043>>149784064go fuck each others ass Scandinavian cunts
Awful lot of cryptodanes ITT
What the FUCK I thought today was the jour du repos
>>149784076Shabbat is saturday
>>149784025Jorgenson attaque ici
>>149784094Rusbert probably knows the guy who made this
>Nils Politt is part of the Kรถlner Trainings Tiere together with (former) pro's Andre Greipel, Rick Zabel & Juri Hollman
Lipowitz sounds like an absolute mouthbreather
this new strat from Pogi of riding at the back and last part of the pedalton while his team paces is kinda strange
>>149784133with that schnoz? no way
>>149784100>attack 100km out
>>149784139doing a Bjarne
>4x EF in the break
impressive
>>149784139hes not at the back of pedalton stop spreading fake news shizo dance
>No mads suffering through the mountains
No Danes in the break, why even live
What if Jumbo switched captains to Jorgenson?
>>149784196imagine the Trine reaction
>>149784139He is just following superior Bora tactics.
kirby should be permanetly on eurosport all the other shitters suck
>>149784172With the strongest in the group even. Insane that any other team bothers pulling
so UAE is just gonna keep it at 50 seconds all day?
Where are Pinot and Bardet
>>149784229The tete is too big, they're slurping as well
>>149784221Mhhhh... Volvic
>comfy sportschau stream switched to official commentary cuckolds
>>149784264>now lets show you some local food dishes for 45 minutes
Business idea:
- No cars that serve you food and drinks. You consume what you carry.
- No wheelsucking. You have to be minimum 4 meters ahead or behind of the closest cyclist. Staying in the sucker range for more than 30s means DQ. This time decreases if you have been in sucker range before.
- No team radios.
Did I just fix the sport of cycling?
>>149784279>Did I just fix the sport of cycling?no you killed it
I'll take whatever Quinn Simmons is taking please
Why is Monday not a rest day?
>>149784288good mornign sir its french holiday
Live tracker says Buchmann is in the peloton, what's ARD talking about?
>>149784288they have to race on Bastille day
this thread suddenly started to smell like shit
Today is a Pablito type of day
His next question is going to be "waar is next pooing zone pls saaars?"
>>149784313Yes, shit, extremely cheap purfume and cooking oil
>>149784313i know. please close your mouth
>>149784288Good morning Sir
>>149784318but its bastille day
Poogacar loses 25 seconds today LMAO and on ventoux he'll lose his life to my gang of albanian goons with bats
>>149784318is it bas-steel day or bas-still day
>>149784340what tf is that?
>>149784352a lot of things are happening actually
How will mat*eo attack and catch the tete if they're already 2 mins behind
>>149784356......he wont?
>>149784288Because we're gonna see peak ciclismo today
>>149784337Risky post in Starmers modern day Brittgoym country innit
>>149784337this will save the tour
business idea: add some yellow stripes like in Carcasonne
>>149784364what's the point of 2 vismas in the breakaway then
>>149784340Thatโs just a date.
Do you call christmas eve LE VINGTCINQ DECEMBRE
Best cathรฉdrale. I used to walk in everyday (as a short cut).
>>149784383Looks like the evil mastermind's lair
I love France so much. Wish I could sell my house, divorce my wife, and just move
>>149784387rรฉveillon de noรซl
>>149784366Quite sure I'm being monitored actively because I used to get hammered and go crazy posting I'm on my way to kill the queen and such edgy shit and then my PC and devices were bricked for months. Occasionally if I go on a tirade my PC will brick up again but mad how everything went slow suddenly after that and then went back to normal a few months later.
Probably on a list, the psychiatrist and other lady were always trying to get me to discuss politics and racism and I just said I was a lefty socialist... like my hero. I wonder if they were alerted to risk assess me.
>>149784399How much do you want for the house and wife?
>>149784386they are satelite riders
>>149784402Ackshually le rรฉveillon is on the 24th
>>149784386They tried to get UAE to chase but they didn't take the bait, however there is also no point in dropping back when they can just get pulled along by the break for free
>>149784408House maybe 3-3,5 mil. The wife you can get for free
>>149784403Even at just a pure technical level, not even aesthetically, these were dogshit fucking paintings
>>149784419I just take the wife then, thanks buddy
>>149784418Oh wait you're right, he's the retard
>>149784402>>149784412>>149784418Exactly so you need an actual name for 14 July too โ> Bastille Day
puy de dome, now that was a stage
hannah walker can wank me
>>149784441We call it Fรชte Nationale
>>149784428Good luck. Shit cooking and she snores
I don't want your kiss hands Jonas, fuck off
>>149784443I can imagine she gives cracking suckjobs
>>149784459shirt on or off
>>149784399Same, I'd sell my house and my wife just to move to Denmark or any other Scandi paradise.
Grass is always greener on the other side, like they say.
Politt with his tongue and teeth looks like a fucking retard
>>149784447Oh okey, thats better than bastille day
Pogacar kinda looks like shit you know
>sivakov dead
another one gone
>>149784459do you not have mittagsruhe in denmark?
Was Bardet rizzing up Hannah Walker
>>149784476imagine the watts
Already miss Zimmermann ;_;
>>149784474do we have what now
>>149784474its monday
such things only apply in the weekend
>>149784465I guess you're right. Maybe I can retire in France someday
>>149784476Suckle on the teet after a tough ride perfect recovery. I wonder what woman milk tastes like.
>>149784459How much does your mother pay you?
>>149784465>>149784489you can switch houses and wifes
a trade
>>149784485>>149784486>In the above-mentioned areas, brush cutters, grass trimmers/edgers, leaf blowers and leaf collectors may only be operated on weekdays from 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. and from 3:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
>>149784491she doesnt shit talk me when she comes over and sees my lawn
thats worth a lot
>>149784459You guys have lawns over there?
>>149784465Yeah but france is better than any scandi country objectively speaking
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unlikely alliances
Simmons plotting with Visma
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the non-aero LAB bidon will cost simmons at least 20 watts
>>149784505>>149784507Lidl car with Johnny in the back
Why do the teams not use Teamspeak for better audio?
>>149784505>>149784507Based
Should have been 2 teams and more to begin with to fight against Pogacar.
>>149784500not a thing here
fdj ds is saying pogi will attack
Why are there no third party cassettes compatible with SRAM flattop chains? I want to rid myself of the 10 tooth cog meme. Is it a patent issue?
are there any better streams than tiz this is driving me nuts im not paying for tv jew play
>>149784526he looks ill to be honest, may be the same thing that pavel has?
>>149784500blockwart mentality
>>149784544if you dont have 4โฌ for discovery+ i dont know what to tell u
>>149784544Watch the jp stream
Nils Politt is underrated beast
>>149784526no way
impossible!
>>149784544what's wrong with the 480p stream (be careful of the ads)?? make sure to disable adblocker to support my webpage ;^)
>>149784544https://www.viprow.nu/tour-de-france/tour-de-france-stage-10-online-stream-2
This is great, Roche and the Anthony dude. Global stream or something it's called. Zero ads, no interruptions, very on topic and not ADHD zoomer retard shit like TNT.
29 man break only for pogi to win, lame
>>149784568Not really everyone knows he's a massive tractor. Shame because he had potential in the classics but he's just a perma bitch to poogacar.
Whatโs the difference between a Jonas/Pogi and a โshitterโ that finishes in 20th place?
>>149784631Watts to dick length
>>149784631they are better
>>149784631about 20ml/min/kg in the vo2max
>>149784631literally everything
its like comparing peak Messi to the 56 year old slightly fat man playing old boys football on a sunday afternoon with his lads while drinking beer
>>149784631pretty much everything, but most importantly - recovery
>>149784641>consistencyRetard
>>149784631Mindset. They just want it more.
>>149784631How many years of life they're willing to sacrifice with the doping
>O'Conner attacking
Soon DNF
>>14978463120th place in the GC can't into time trials
I actually really like O'Coomer. Usually flops on GC but he's a great stage hunter. Nice style.
reminder that Jonas is 100% clean and that he would never take anything he would not give his children
>>149784667a lot of runners from the era when everyone doped almost openly get to live to their 90s
>>149784687What is Jonas favorite food?
>>149784687Also a reminder that Trine packs his lunch, and she wants him to win above all else
>>149784689They could have lived untile 110
>>149784690a durum roll or chicken sandwich
>>149784697oh god i remember this post
burgers are such disgusting fuckers
>>149784697What has been done to those eggs?
>149784636>149784638>149784639>149784641Seems like they all pedal fast as fuck. So I still donโt get it
>>149784642Ha cool, is this really the case?
>>149784640I understand. But cycling is not nearly as technique intense as football. In the end you need to pedal more than the other guy. Cycling is closer to bodybuilding than football.
>>149784650Interesting and I believe you.
>>149784653Arenโt they all โinhumanโ though?
>>149784723they are not eggs
its a burgerposter here whos girlfriend or wife or something baited him into making vegan eggs, fucking americans
Oh wow they are on some sort of race track
Lenny can climb well enough to compete with the Pogster for the KOM jersey, right?
>lenny martinez
>52 kg
no wonder he climbs so easily
>>149784687lies, the only undoped elite athlete is based Novax Djoker
>>149784631pogicar is on huge amounts of dope
vingegaard is clean
pogicar would be lantern rougue every stage
une biรจre s.v.p.
how come bardet is slaving on the side of the road but pinot couldn't bother handing out bidons?
>>149784730>But cycling is not nearly as technique intense as football. In the end you need to pedal more than the other guyyou understood this sport completely. pogi just pedals harder for longer and nobody in the world can follow, simple as
>>149784736He can also TT as long as there is a hill in it somewhere.
>>149784743They did that in the Giro Rosa yesterday.
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now this is a pod racing
>>149784730look at it this way
the average pro cyclist is so much better than you that its not even close
Jonas, Pogi and MVDP are so much better than the average cyclist that its not even close
to Pogi, Jonas and MVDP the average cyclist are what you are to the average cyclist
why is the rest day tomorrow instead of today?
>>149784777Today is the Quatorze Juillet day
>>149784777because something something happend in France a couple of centuries ago
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>>149784745Scandinavians are honest people who would never cheat/dope. Huge disadvantage for Jonas desu
>>149784777because of this
>>149784730its like if you can bench 100 kg
and a person that doesn't lift can bench 60kg
a pro can bench 250kg
and dopacar can bench 500kg
>>149784808why do the French celebrate the turning point of the downfall of european civilization (and the civilized world fwiw)
?
why doesn't the tour go cycle around the le mans circuit, it would be fun
>>149784803>Scandinavians are honest people who would never cheat/dope
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Oh shit is that the new Renault 5 (yellow)
>>149784823stop talking dumbass
>>149784823feudal peasant mindset, ngmi
>>149784803based and real
>>149784749Isnโt Jonas GC win a couple years ago defined by the insane watts he did in the TT?
โ-> he pedalled harder than the other guys
next Jonas just won Ain Bugey Valromey Tour
first time i watch cyc with commercials and ofc there is one for erectile dysfunction. This really is a boomer sport isnt it?
>>149784767>>149784799This nigga on the good stuff
>>149784853Eurosport knows their audience (bald, erectile dysfunction, midlife crisis)
>>149784858im on hopium
the pure french grade
Frenchies don't know how good they have it...
>>149784863So /cyc/ in a nutshell.
>>149784853the turtle sex scene in that commercial was a nice touch
>>149784834>>149784837>want more freedom>wind up with a state where you are executed for saying 'mr.' when addressing someone, or if you sold some meat over a price (which you had to) or any sort of ridiculous thing>celebrate 'freedom while the reality is it created one of the most vile, evil and tyrannical governments in the past 1000 years wow
such an amazing thing to celebrate
>>149784809The gaps are not that big. The average Mamil, that rides 80 km once a week probably has a 250 W FTP. I doubt Pogis numbers are more than double that.
>>149784879it's not even that far bert - could even ride there on the bike
Would you pick up a bidon if they threw it at your feet?
No fucking way Iโm touching it.
>>149784332No it's fรชte de la fรฉdรฉration
Or federation day for an americuck translation
>>149784887hey, i'm not bald
>>149784853it is really grim
>>149784853That's what happens when you sit on a saddle for dozens of hours a week. Cuts off circulation to your meat. It's why I'm actually a [spoiler]runner[/spoiler]
>>149784894yeah that's what a revolution looks like. that's why we don't say bastille day. quatorze juillet or fete nationale is just a symbol. we're mostly celebrating the 3rd republic since it was the end of the revolution.
They got nothing Toulouse
>>149784809So they are in better shape? Why doesnt the average โshitterโ train more then.
german commentators speculating pogi might have the shits
>>149784894Robespierre did nothing wrong. But you're not ready for that conversation.
>>149784941Heals on Wheels
>>149784745>Vingegaard is cleanLmao
Who's the cleanest guy in the GC? I've been thinking Ben Healy, as there must be some reason team Brittain didn't want him, so maybe he refused to dope. Then again he's won a tdf stage so...
>american commentators calling them You-know X
>>149784948he looks dead whenever the camera focuses on him, but would UAE pace at all if he was actually sick?
>>149784930least racist cycling fan
>>149784968>tf>tpand of course the german team is riding right behind him
>>149784962Unironically Remco
So aero he has no need to dope
And it would be haram anyways
>>149784953>spends his final minutes telling a crowd who hate him he is not only innocent, but that they couldn't possibly understand how fantastic un tyrannical he is but that also they should expect death.He was fucking cracked mate, as we say "if you can't stand the mad, get out of the mad house".
>>149784853zoomers want to surpass human limits and goon 25/8
>>149784930>not liking kweens
>>149784973I think he's playing it up to trick Visma into attacking. He also looked "dead" on stage 4. Almeida's sickness was also fabricated
for what its worth, I also had to cut me ride short today because I had to drop a massive dump, nearly Dumoulined meself
BREAKING
Jonas Vingegaard caught on hotel security cameras sneaking into UAE team hotel and tampering with the food.
>>149784928The American revolution certainly was nothing like the French revolution
It didn't wind up in multiple waves of terror butchering their own citizens
>>149784990He's doping by taking the antidote for whatever Messi is on
>>149785028There's no concept of "own citizens" lil bro. You are either with us or against us.
How is life like in the Auvergne? Looks comfy.
UAE really having to ride today, no small effort from Wellens
Bravo bravo you're slurping great
UAE fucked up their blood bags
is it just me or has this stage been pure slop so far?
>>149785028No you just had a civil war a couple generations later to sort it all out, same difference tbqh stop being a puritanical faggot.
>>149785028>being a revolutionlet country
>>149785052It's one of the few places that is still kinda safe from mass tourism, please don't come here.
There are no jobs or services anyway
>>149785064What more did you expect up until now?
>>149785093Do they have Internet?
>>149785064keep talking anon you ALMOST caused a chute
>>149785064Pogi going for the stage is interesting. Maybe a rare case of bad tactics from UAE?
>>149785093You're too LATE: Frens of mine went there this year. They enjoyed it greatly
>>149785093>implying I'm massiverude
>>149784930>mou postiongkys
>>149784938The good parts are ahead though. Just 3 weeks now and something will happen.
>>149785099idk
>>149785110Fuck
If it's Ardรจche it's fine, it's already been invaded by tourists for a while
>>149785106>rare caseUAE tactics are usually Movistar-tier. They're just lucky it often doesn't matter with Pog.
Visma with these pink nose straps
sponsor bullshit or?
>attempted mossad assassination
>>149785110It's stunning, that huge triangle of the limousin/dordogne, across to auvergne and down to languedoc has enough to explore and see for years.
>>149785120Uh meant for:
>>149785064The mobile experience of this website is pure slop
>>149785118As long as you aren't a boson you must have mass anon
>>149785110>implying you have frens outside of /cyc/
>>149785149F A K E N E W S
>>149785149Please pay attention to the thread
>>149785126I disagree, but I'd like an example to see your point of view (besides the giro)
>>149785119>implying posting your fav cutes is...LE BAD
>>149785149>Ebola is the only thing that can beat pogi
>>149785148They're very real!
>>149784930mou is urska confirmed
>>149785155>>149785157>>149785158I missed it because of the white background and I'm used to the black one
>>149785149kindly off yourself
Think TNT have stopped their ad-free streams on Discovery Plus? Bastards man.
>>149785104>implyingtopkek, bad fren
>that cheap ass Wout sign
kek
>>149785160cute rat phenotype
>>149785173Just buy a GCN pass
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>>149784930KEKEKEK
You know I was thinking from pictures today he looks kinda shit. He was glazed with sweat more than anyone else I could see. Mou based. He got the Almeida will be okay for hautacam totally wrong lol.
I think he's been outed by UAE and no longer gets information though.
>>149785171shake my hand...
>>149785161>Slovenian with ebola: "I'm growing stronger"
>>149785173Idk but when I unmuted 5 minutes ago I shit you not I heard "UAE are controlling this race but they are now locked in a mano-e-mano war of legs vs legs" and regretted unmuting. We deserve better britberts
>>149785164maybe real but they arent true frens like us. you need to realize who are your true frens? (us)
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2025, I am forgotten
Yeah this is how cycling is meant to be watched.
>>149785074we don't celebrate the civil war you fucking retard
>>149785178she looks like a goddess, chuddy.
>>149785202Might give ITV a go. Just can't be fucked signing into yet another player.
>>149785217Is she still pretending to be a serious athlete?
>>149785222the technology is here
>>149785223>Juneteenthchecked and rekt
>Pog is sick. Source: I made it up for dramatic effect
>>149785240we need SOMETHING for this slurp ass tour
So teams throw out fake sickness reports to mess with the opposing teams
Scandinavians/Jonas would never use such dirty tactics.
>>149785235that wasnt even celebrated until 4 years ago thanks to Saint Fentanyl Floyd. nice try bad fren
Have the vismoids in the break pulled a single turn?
>>149785273i celebrate juneteenth like a heritage american
imagine how comfy it was back then sitting on the side of the road on a hot sunny blue sky day smoking Gauloises listening to a radio waiting for them to come through
Lenny suffering on these flattish parts
>>149785291Seems smart if itโs more demanding to pull. You can pedal more later then
>>149785308they don't let you do this anymore in today's France
>4 minutes
looks like break will have it unless something insane happends
>>149785308hot af. no thanks
healy in yellow hopefully
Visma better actually do something today
>>149785328Still plenty of time for the vismoid train to ruin everyone's day over the next 20km and final 15
>>149785308Drinking wine from small glasses and enjoying PRODUITS DU TERROIR. don't forget what they took from you
Remember when there was this pandemic like 5 years ago and they were telling us to stay at home, self-isolate, keep a distance from others at all times, wear masks inside even at the dinner table, but then some nigger convict in Minnesota died of a drug overdose and suddenly we were allowed to do mass gatherings outside to "protest" and "honour" him? That was a funny moment
>>149785390In Slovenia you would get arrested for eating a sandwich in public at the time
>>149785390>Remember when there was this pandemic like 5 years agoyea it was the best fucking time of my life
>>149785390>weyou're romanian
>>149785390knowing and caring about this as a Romanian is cucked though tbf
>>149785390Yeah, hate leftoids so much.
>>149785325she cute, but needs to stop cycling. its really been hard on her face
who tf owns all these chateaus and how do I get one
>>149785431poor wiebesy but she still has a beautiful smile.
>>149785432A lot of them are abandoned and you can get them quite cheap, provided you have a few million in the bank to restore them.
did i come all this way just to watch a bunch of shitters get gifted a stage win
>>149785390they should make a comedy movie out of this starring Will Smith
>>149785449lets pool some money together, chateau de /cyc/ when?
why is there a lot of white stuff on the road every so often, wasn't there the other year
>>149785454AI guide said this stage was a 9/10 stage, so you will enjoy it
>>1497854443 legged and very sturdy
Nothing will happen until the final climb. Then Jonas will attack, Pog will follow, Jorgenson will counter, Pog won't follow. as he will slurp behind Jonas. Then he will sprint it out for the final 300m. Break will win.
do you think pogi is the type to shit his pants so he doesn't have to stop? honestly he could also do a dumoulin and still win the stage
>>149785474they spray chalk to whiten the road causing significantly less heat accumulation (10-15C)
>>149785432A lot of them are abandoned and you can get them quite cheap, provided you have a few million in the bank to restore them.
>>149785418>>149785423hes not romanian, he sounds human
>>149785432https://www.french-property.com/properties-for-sale?property_types_any=chateau
you can get one for fairly cheap
prepare to get kwabed by the maintenance though
>>149785474Socialised cocaine, used increasingly this year when teams aren't being aggressive enough
Does Nils Politt have a dental care sponsor?
>>149785496mads why arent you home
>>149785480Nothing will happen until the final climb. Then Jonas will attack, Pog will follow, Jorgenson will counter, POG WINS LOL, Jonas will cry, Remco will seethe, WADA will look the other way, Mou will shitpost
>>149785496you need matching lidl sneakers
>>149785499the cost to renovate that alone would probably approach at least 500k if not more. Honestly it would be cheaper to buy it for the property, tear down the mansion and build a new one.
>>149785473>cyc chateaubest i can do is a belgian frens cuckshed, we might have to show up unannounced
>>149785499vgh.......... need that life.
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>>149785496time to go full kit wanker
Remco gonna suprise today
>>149785543I might consider the socks
my bike exploded
left it at the side of the road and walked home. it had good run. many years of good service :salute:
not worth the money to fix up. gonna buy a belt drive one.
>>149785519I need to buy them, I have a lot of lidl item including bob and towel etc... but not the sneakers
>>149785543Missing this insane 90s era item
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>>149785567In positive or in negative?
>>149785526>mfw an american does this and puts a McMansion made out of carton there instead
>>149785571it will be remembered in the street view archives for years to come
Rainbow Pogi is very /fa/
>>149785571>left it at the side of the road and walked homethirdie behavior desu
>>149785571>didnt even bury itdogshit owner, i hope your bike seeks revenge
THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!!
>>149785575>t. Quentin Pacher
They should post the gap to the grupetto once in a while. There will be like 70 riders on the time limit today.
>>149785571the true bertaczek experience
Haha did you see that beautiful white ass
Have to go to pilates class just when the fun is about to start damn
Nils Politt? More like Nils Pullit
>>149785571>>149785627should've followed bertacek and at least take it to the dumpster
>>149785637>pilates class
>>149785641We already had this joke last year
>>149785633I've been using the daddylive one. Tiz never works for me.
The daddylive one does slow down and cut out sometimes but refreshing makes it come back. I ain't ever paying to watch this and the only way to do that in the US is peacock anyways.
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>Milan +18'
TL should be around 45 min
im glad teams insist on using estate cars and not SUV or some bullshit
estates are so kino
>>149785667I googled "MVDP topless" yesterday for a very legitimate, non-homosexual reason.
>Visma forced Politt to pull 120km alone
im shure Pogi is trembleing in fear already
>>149785224jej, thought top is pogi
>>149785661the back wheel doesn't even turn. I'm not carrying it. Scavengers will strip it for parts.
>>149785224broader shoulders than 90% of fit
how come we dont have mountains like that in southern England
>>149785700>Canyonsovlless
>MOSCON Gianni (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) is dropped from peloton
Astana contract incoming
>>149785718>/sp/ - geology
>>149785700>Frame Size: Manlet
>EF Education First Easy Post
they gotta start limiting the sylables on these team names
Is MvdP going to go over the time limit?
Commentators calls Simmons a MAGA chud lol
is the chess mountain? looks like it
>>149785526Yeah good luck with that, French planning permission is hell on earth especially if you are Johnny Foreigner. In my ex's region a politician had his illegally built house torn down, serves him right too.
https://www.french-property.com/news/build_renovation_france/planning_permission_illegal_building_works/
>>149785774I hope the cops arrested them I hate this kind of Southwest France rugby antiques.
>>149783674hors categorie
>>149785774Bunda nice and clean
Lol the pink garden gnome cant shake off his fellow breakies. Betrayal failed
>>149785700Why would you leave this... baka
>>149785751>EF Education FirstEducation First Education First
>>149785700you get the stupidest bikes, more proof you cant buy taste
the janny of the tiz chat is probably the most pathetic mod ive ever seen anywhere
>>149785840>wheels still unusedhows the 120w ftp coming along?
>frogs wasted a vacation day watching this
>>149785840special[needs]ized
Comfy summer thunderstorm outside
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>French riders...
>>149785819that's the new one duh
old one was like a horse that needed to be put down
>>149785853>>149785863you didnt say im wrong tho
are you allowed to mtb here
>>149785898he painted this mid-stage
What is Campenaerts getting at here? Stage win I suppose but it might be that nobody thinks the Peloton will do anything
>>149785886these are two different categories of bikes. belt drive internal hub bike with integrated lights and fenders is a perfect commuter.
>>149785925visma changing riders they back yatesy now
didnt have a single chute today
>>149785894the problem would be getting there
its the middle of nowhere
>>149785925this confirms that Jonas is done
>attacking on descend
uuuh, SafeR bros?
>>149785936proud of you buddy, keep going
Simmons got this
Hair tucked in
Letting others attack no fear
tdf needs more Massif Central stages
>>149785940pissma is the most retarded team though
>Bekymrende tegn fra Visma
Axelgod is doomposting
Feels like Pogi is sick today no?
>>149785957Puy de Dome was one of the most memorable stages in years, it's great cycling but not even the massif central is immune to anti-risk corporatism of cyclismo (no sport is)
>>149785978they know that the fish won't do shit
When will the GC attaque come?
Visma have been very passive today
they wont do shit
>pogi losing yellow again
it's over
>>149785957Feels like the cevennes don't even exist
>>149785957No thanks, that would attract too many tourists
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AUX ARMES CITOYENS
>>149786034The pulled on the flat yesterday, let them rest
>>149786034nothing except they'll win the stage
>>149785957wesh
>tdf 2026 >straight line from lilles to pau>>149786008sale rรฉac de cheval
>>149786013>he doesn't know
>>149786039Yes it's like it's only a few places near Clermont Ferrand for them, but it's more or less an enormous Lyon - Limoges - Montpellier triangle.
>>149786044It's for a few days
I was told this was a must-watch stage, did I get duped?
>>149786087Yep. Fell for it again.
>>149786087are you not entertaint?
>>149786063รa commence en Catal*gne
Giro winner looking good, might top 5 today
>>149786082french appalachia
>>149786084I'm more of a Cantal and Haute-Loire enjoyer
>>149786107why do you remind me of that
>>149786087>>149786106need this meme but for cycling
>>149786063We need another TdF 1925 edition, 5430 km in 18 stages and it's really a tour of France
>>149786161now that's a slurper
Simmons would have won the tour if he was not forced to help The Italian Stallion
>american winning on Bastille day
what a shame on the french nation
>>149786143no it's a KEKcarde
he is not yet out of Lennergy
Would love Quinn to win desu
>>149786207the seething if the chud wins would be funny
Business idea: road stage where riders start every 30 seconds like a TT. times are taken at the finish like a TT but drafting is allowed. the start order is determined by a random draw where the only stipulation is the to 10 on GC are guaranteed not to start in the first or last 10.
I think this is my best business idea yet
lenny blood dopage confirmed
>>149786223THE WORM BLOOD IS LEAKING
A new age of anglo dominance
>>149786229Sounds kinda gay
Quinn is pure sovl, the euro mind cannot comprehend!
I think Storer wins this stage
this is the terrain where Jonas and Jรธgernson needs to roll attacks
poor Lenny killing himself
here we go masterplan time
Pog is isolated. Visma bros this is our time
jeff wittek is riding bikes now
>>149786285he still has Yatesi
GC KUSS BEGINS
VISMA TACTICAL MASTERCLASS
>simon in g1
>kuss goes
>tiesj dropped
CAM ON OSCAR SCORE SAM FAKKIN HILLS
what is this junk tactics? maybe if Kuss was up on GC this would be good
Why would Pogi care about Kuss and Onley?
>>149786285already has two haelpers
Business idea: Every rider has to pull one of these and they all contain a retired rider that comments on the race
pogi is probably not in his best form but it literally doesn't matter
Never have I seen Visma try this hard in a stage with this kind of profile. Do they know something we don't?
German commentary hyping Visma up as master strategists lmao
total nothingburger. matches = burned
Send everyone up front
Jonas is now alone with a couple of UEA riders next to him
Big Brain
another big brain attack by visma. please tell me the Australian Lanterne Rouge guy is behind this big brain wasting of energy.
Remco already hanging back like usual
>attaque Kuss
>Rogla in orde
wtf is this stage
Why don't they just push pogacar off the bike
>>149786322Sacrรฉment basรฉ
is this gigabrain or gigaretarded?
wtf are they doing? do they expect uae to close that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS KUSS DOING
certified quintana attaque
funny how jonas will never attack
>>149786322I miss Jackass
Remco 2 second attaque coming
benny hill, the anti slurper
someone explain pissma tactic please
Tactics so big brained that Visma have become the week 1 match burners and UAE the patient ones.
Simon has this in the bag
>>149786410Make a wish kid playing pro cycling manager
We are witnesses tactics that ain't never been tried before
radio confirms that big brain Tadej is the road capitan calling all shots
>>149786410uh..uh....ciclismo?
I desperately wondered where Emu was, thank you very much ARD
I am ready for a week of h
Healy fighting to keep yellow
lets pretend you are a contender and not someone with +10:00 maybe we can fool him
yea im thinking Jonas loses a minute today
>Tour is already halfway over
>>149786442Bitchman is a national embarrassment unlike Lennergy
kinda impressive from Yatesi who has done nothing but slurp semen all fucking day
>>149786455but there is a TT in a few days
>>149765082 (OP)Jorgensson is such a fraud lmao
>>1497864101D Chess big brain confusion attacks
>>1497864102022 Galibier tactics revival
>>149786478Allah Fillipa got wings in yellow
>>149786410you donโt know what theyโre doing smugly chuckles
>>149786475Grug says show longnose
>>149786481If you think about it, cycling really is just 1D chess where all the pawns move in the same direction and some are faster and can pass the others and the goal is to promote one to queen.
>>149786410darius at gaugamela
>>149786410DS is probably yelling something about "putting pressure" on Pog
So is bora tactics just riding without helpers?
Tadej is extending his lead today
how many knuckleheads will horner name today
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Simmons ded
Gap has been 5'32 for half an hour. Crazy ride by Healy
Quinn "throw him in the bin" Simmons
Where are the french runners?
do you think the boys will be allowed sex tomorrow or just a team building jerk off session?
>>149786536he's fighting for the yellow jersey
camon motos give some fackin pacing
How comes the USA sucks at sports?
>>149786528yeah that will put the cherry on top after those """attacks""" by the little bees
>>149786544sex = less watts
sex is for frauds
>>149786560is a war a sports?
>>149786559matt yorgenson is still in top gc
>USA
>only good at sports played exclusively in USA
pick both
>>149786560lack of AC on bikes in europe
was Jonas just puking?
what the fuck was he doing
The radios are a lot more cringy than in /f1/
>>149786544Clinically administered prostate massage.
>>149786560unfortunately theyre good at /hoc/
>>149786521That man can not accelerate to save his life
>>149786576the fuck you talking about
its way hotter in the US than europe in summer
>>149786571cyberpunk as fuck
so these pathetic attacks were it?
>>149786590good catch had to rewind the stream, but he was done after a second. Pogi was behind him so probably saw it
>>149786613was he puking or just spitting something out?
we need a rusbert webm
Benyamin Hillel is "Irish", sure...
Be pro
Ride 32min behind the leader
Why is Ben dragging these bums up the climb? Is he working for a new employer for next year or something?
>>149786598so you have ac
the fuck did the guy just tell you
>>149786592they are just lame. they never say anything useful.
or they only broadcast the boring shit
>>149786598>t. blasts ac all summer
>>149786634he is riding for GC
i hate pogacar but pissma is so pathetic i hate them more
>>149786639Why do they even bother?
>>149786624i doubt than you could puke so fast but for spitting he wouldnt need to ride that far out of the line
Pedalton slurping mega hard
at 4:29:56 it really looks like Jonas had to puke
>>149786634He is at 3:55 from pog
Free yellow during the rest day and the time trail
Lmao why is Pissma in the break fucking retards
>>149786636the comment was implying americans can't deal with heat you fucking gay
jorgenson being a dom for pog
lol
FUCK PISSMA
Skjelly ded
This is not good for my points
jorgenson contract until 2029 lmao
enjoy, man
Narvaez is now a top climber
Very pretty stage but holy shit nothing happens.
Ban the radios please.
Healy is the living meme of >justpushpedals
he just does watts and no thinking
Jorgenson is a top 10 climber in the world.
>>149786685starting to think there is something to this network business lantern rouge was on about
The fact that Rog, who was dropped by all other attacks in this tour, can follow, tells you everything about these attacks
KUSSEN is really shit
went from top 3 climber in the world to top 20
>>149786726they were complete jokes
What was the last part of France you visited /cyc/?
>>149786726old man is warmining up his diesel engine
he will be lethal in week 3 trust the plan
>4 Angloids and a Dutchman
Nightmare scenario
>>149786726And how they aren't gaining time on lone Healy.
>>149786715he published his power file on strava for the stage he won
it wasn't that impressive tbhdesu
Remking should start worrying about his podium
>>149786673And I said you can't deal with the european summer heat despite having higher peaks in the US because of y'all being soft little AC babies
>>149786598French heat is different.
>>149786735im not visiting until Vichy is back
>>149786735paris back in 2005
la famille est dans le coin de lyon, il faudrait bien que j'aille leur faire coucou un jour
>Ben Hilly
>good in the hills
WWE tier "sport"
>>149786735i watched Le proffessionel (1981)
>>149786650I once saw a (slightly effeminate) friend of mine puke so elegantly and fast, I couldn't believe it
>>149786715>>149786749he is not THAT strong but very aero
store-brand Remco
>>149786754yes because we all ACTUALLY ride with AC on our bikes
go eat some somalian cum you fucking homo
>>149786761Ventoux-man, basรฉ
newfag here. why doesn't the peloton let the UAE team do the work to catch up
>>149765082 (OP)does Jorgenssen want to help pogi save his yellow jersey?
Why isn't pog attacking? They might not have dropped him but it's been a great show of strength today
>>149786735Dijon, to bathe in mustard
>>149786735Near Les Bains. Went hiking in the mountains and stayed at a hut and ate cheese fondue. It was pretty based
>>149786760You can still visit Vichy my man, although the area is kinda boring
>>149786794that wouldn't be a help Pogi wants to give it away
10/10 stage never slept this well
>you'll never live around col de la croissant
sad
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>team visma lease a brain
>>149786792no GC threats in front at the current gap and UAE actually wants to lose yellow so they dont have to work
>>149786783its actually a very comfy town even without the cycling aspect
>>149786757This, French heat is crafted with love and without additives, in the traditional way.
>>149786795If he wants to, the final climb is much better for that.
Can Healy surprise in the passes and hold on for a top 5 gee cee?
>>149786792UAE doesnt care about catching the break
Healy going to get cucked at this rate
INSHALLAH
POST SHEIK YATESI MEMRI MEMES
>go for the stage win
Visma has given up!
newfag here. why doesn't jumbo visma simply sign tรชte de la course?
O'Connor will hammer him in the sprint
fucking hell Shates is skelly
>>149786796How foggy was it?
>>149786803"les bains" is a very common end of town name so you're not telling much anon. It just hints that this is a thermal city
>>149786835only UAE has enough money for that but they already have Pogi
>>149786839yeah he should just wheelsuck
This is so based. Jayco are my favourite team.
>>149786735Paris. Arrived by train in the evening, went to the eiffel tower with a friend, walked towards our hotel and pissed into the fountain at the place de la concorde, the hedges near the louvre pyramid (there was a bunch of people there doing the same thing lol) and at the notre dame construction site. We finally arrived at our hotel 5 hours, a bottle of wine and many beers later lol.
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>>149786803I guess you're a big guy
Oh no no no
visma dopage...
>>149784390I predicted this 3 hours ago
>Angloid winning on Bastille day
oh no no no no
>>149786844>"les bains" is a very common end of town nameMust be the Aix kind of les bains.
i cant believe Simon is betraying the fish like this, Adam would never do this
ben o'conner is the definition of /weakmind/
Pogacar is about to get dropped
>>149786888trips confirm. if jonas loses sleep today how can he sleep at night
pog is still gonna win this stage
>>149786884Thonon, Digne are two other examples in the Alps anon, and there must be many more
I suspect Thymen's parents also wanted to name their kid Simon, but one or both of them had a lisp
>>149786903hes currently on the radio planning Urskas training regimen
Irishbros.... our response?
"Can Vingegor put time into Pogacar-"
No.
>>149786905loses time. fuck
Watch Pogie ride away from 4 vismas on this last climb
i have to poop so bad but dont wanna miss finale
>>149786844Sorry, Thonon les Bains. Went through Les Gets to get to the hike, thats all i know though
>>149786920he got a name straight out of bad fantasy novel
>>149786936No problem anon. That's a really beautiful area indeed
Pog didn't even notice there's a hill yet
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>>149786944Too busy posting on IG apparently
>Pogi doesn't even care about Remco
>Pogi didn't even care
Remcobros...
psychological blow this
can pogacar handle jumbos' attacks that
he isnt even sweating my dudes
Allahs chosen son gonna gain time!
lol nobody cares about memkek's attack
>>149786963rusbert tribute on the road
not even following remco the disrespect
beautiful tactics by Visma with their fake attacks in the peleton to cover that they want to go for the stage win in front
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Yates wins
>>149786983No respect I get no respect
Pogi won't chase a jobber like Remco
CAM ON YATES WIN A FACKIN STAGE
>Lipowitz setting up the Pogacar attack
>>149787029everybody kneels to Don Pogi
Ive seen enough. Pog washed
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Kev super ded
CAM ON JONAS PUSH YOUR FACKIN PEDALS
Jonas just loves Pog's yellow ass so much lol
FAKKIN ATTACK YOU DANISH FUCK
fishboy actually looking strong af
Watch Jonas win the sprint. Total Visma Dominance.
Lenny confused for which Arab team he's riding
Lenny saving Healy a yellow
Humble Remco riding for the 3rd place like a true muslim
director having a stroke switching camera every 2 seconds. fuck off lad
>couldn't shake off the barfing fishboy
washed
lmao, why is Lenny pacing?
>>149787054then why is he always behind?
Lenny showing the sand alliance
I've seen enough, remco wins the le tour
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPP
4:22 is the magic number for Healy
>>149787054TT cost him the tour
Healy only got the jersey because Lenny slowed them down
Why did they shake hands? For dropping Big Kev?
well that was embarassing, why did Visma invest so much energy for a stage profile like that
So much happened for nothing to happen on gc
>worst UAE day
>best Visma day
And nothing has changed, kwab
So fucking cucked to shake hands after the finish with your biggest rival
Pogi has the yellow with 1 second?
Bravo fishboy, haven't seen such attaqueing since the days of Quintana.
Why didn't Jonas try anything?
I want my money back
What the FUCK was that
great stage
Pog is so shook. another monster attack couldn't shake Jonas
how is ninnigger tactic supposed to work ?? he's a minute behind ???
>>149787124not passing Lenny
This is so pathetic.
Pogacar can play around, he has no rival.
Vingegaard at best can only follow Pogacar.
Nothing happens, even when something happens
>>149787146nothing to gain i guess in the last 800m
bastille day? more like, dey ba-steal my time with their shitty stage
incomprehensible tactics from Visma today. Yates' win is their only saving grace
please tell me that is not Healey's wife
>>149786771hey me too, that movie was kino. the heroic french stud from Le Doulos was ALMOST keked by based Raymond Lemorne
>>149787163Because Tissot has Pogi at 4:51 but I watched them cross at 4:21 on screen
>>149787146I'm fairly surprised the car didn't make him pull for Pogi to keep the yellow.
Good now Healy needs his publicity to speak out against whats happening in Ireland
Another impressive Top 18 for Carlos RODRรGUEZ CANO, solidifying his GC position in the top 20
This semen slurping sport isn't for me, i'm going to watch women football
>>149787172win the stage
which they did
>>149787169True, gaps wouldn't have been big, but at least try. One little attack for 10s wouldn't have cost him much. He was strong today
>Englishman winning the 14th of July stage
Shameful
>>149787146sucking pog's wheel after investing so much in the stage is a tremendous moral victory for the pissmalab team
>>149787175dont htink hes married
>>149787172Jonas was actually a decoy for Yates
>>149787166of course Jonas is not going to attack on these small climbs. it is worrying for Pog that he follows easily
>>149787172Winning the stage, with all survivors!
>>149787175real hapas look a lot better than this
>>149787215bait used to be better than that
kinda sloppy stage ngl
Now break + sprintstage LOL nice parcours ASO
>>149787181nvm the timing was after Healy not Yates
>>149787204i think they where both gassed at the end
Jonas still praying he can win in the real mountains
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huh?
>>149787241any day now bro weโre super good bro just wait bro
>>149787241Pogi lost the jersey
big gaps indeed
>>149787245remco, kussen, simmons
Yates looks 47 years old, if his hair was grey 62
pourquoi ces sales putes de france tรฉlรฉvision lancent des pubs plutรดt que montrer les rรฉactions des coureurs et la camaraderie de fin de course?
>Ben Healy is the first Irishman since Stephen Roche in 1987 to wear the Tour de France yellow jersey.
time for Irishbert to pop open a beer tonight
are the UAE doms worse than we thought without almeida?
>>149787251prime slampig desu
>>149787202howโs that helping Jonas win the tour?
don't forget about roglic either.
>>149787279on est pauvres
>>149786735Limousin (not far from Saint Mathieu and yes I'm aware there are many)
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>>149787305M O R A L B O O S T
M O R A L V I C T O R Y
>>149787290More like time to give his wife a beating
>>149787251zoomer man and zoomer female phenotype
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top 10
>>149787286My man Tobias gonna podium this shit
>>149787320This nose thing (pioneered by BIG MOREIRA) is a big meme nowadays. I had a race (in [spoiler]run[/spoiler]) the other day and they were handing them out like candy.
>>149787305moral through the roof on the team bus
UAE quaking in their boots at the strength of Jumbo
week 3 massacre coming up
>>149787329Freshers week couple
nice GC KEVIN trolololololol
>>149787326>implying someone found him attractive
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>>149787333checked
also thats a lot of fuckin anglos for a 14 of july
>>149787175is it thumb or is it just my amazination?
>>149787318>LimousinBased
It's fine I don't think there are many Saint-Mathieus in the area
How did you like it?
Embarrasing showing by the frenchies
>>149787345kek even professional video gamers use them as a meme
looking forward to the dopage sulfur mountain Hautacam
there will be squeaking
>>149787404>browsing /cyc/
>>149787404>"those Vismachuds lolololol"
>>149787300Once Pogi and Jonas go thermonucleaire it's 1v1 anyway and others drop like flies, and up until then it doesnt matter who pulls. But yes, UAE are worse than v*sma it looks like.
Jonas looked super strong today. Can't wait for the big mountains.
>>149787437This is so true.
Mas should drop out and start training for the vuelta
what's the point of him
>>149787457>Capture d'รฉcran 2025-04-14>Austrian flagB-based?
>>149787464The Tour is his training for the la vuelta, please pay attention to the sport
Will Visma attack on the rest day?
>>149787477Fleeing the heat of south of france
>"need to wash my hand asap"
>>149787485ATTAQUE DE WADA
>>149787366yes, but mine always falls off after 1h max, no idea how they stay on for a whole stage in the heat
>>149787496>and they call Americans heatletswe're just built diff
>>149787496Understandable
>>149787485Imagine losing the tour by 3 minutes and you're just fucking wheel sucking the main opponent as if you're comfortably leading
Fishface is as dumb as his team
>>149787503He looks so fresh lol. Today was not steep or long enough to drop the anchovy
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orange jerseys?
>>149787485Trine will break Jonas' pelvis and he wil abandon
>>149787515And they call the French butthurt
Skjelly had a custom nosepath painted for each stage by his sister in law.
>>149787522it was long enough but Jonas is too strong. so Pog sat on Lenny and didn't even try
>>149787552Which earring side is the gay side again?
>cant even get a win on bastille day
name a more poothetic nation than france.
protip: you cant
>>149787562>eurogay wants to signal
>>149787552Most beautiful irishman
>>149787562The side you'd wear yours
>>149787552looks like a pirate
>>149787404hes checking his bank account
>lose another tdf to a random danish guy>still get paid 10m a year
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Dan Martin spotted
>10 stages so far
>all of the tough ones were punchy = Pogacar's terrain
>Vini had a disastrous TT
>only a minute advantage
Uhm...I have a bad feeling about this pogibros
>>149786735Chamonix. really enjoyed riding the train from the Suisse side, it's some really spectacular train line totally overlooked and it was nice that it was a train where you could still open the windows, but they will be replaced soon, so you don't have to change trains on the border.
>>149787586So no earring is gay nowadays?
>>149787601i remember dan martin. i also remember jan bakalants. and i also remember katusha and tinkov.
>Heut' war kein guter Tag fรผr mich
Es ist vorbei
>>149787604You have to understand that everywhere is pog's terrain now.
>>149787611That meme is like 30 years out of date.
>>149787604You have to remember that Pog has rarely dropped Jonas on short climbs, it's almost always on long climbs.
Both of them are too strong to get dropped on short efforts like these.
>>149787611>"french" IQ on displaypeak narbonnoid
>>149786735Northern coast of Britanny around Paimpol
>>149787610From Martigny or Genรจve? Both look cool anyway
>>149787618he looks like crackhead
>>149787404the obliques development is a tell tale sign of insulin doping
alright where is Axelgod post on Tv2 about how today was a win for Jonas
>>149787677Nowadays known as shart
>>149787684shart? you mean bora
>>149787670Everytime Jonas isn't dropped is a win for him.
>>149787601why would you stay that skelly when you retire. hit the gym lad
>Jeg var sindssygt godt kรธrende, og det var vi alle sammen, siger en glad Jonas Vingegaard til TV 2 Sport.
okay then Jonas why didnt you ATTACK?????
>>149787685I'm wearing a mustard handkerchief on the left
>>149787702gotta love the battle of the Bora shitters
>>149787618that is what is great about cycling
these riders that never win anything BUT are not domestiques and their only mission is to exist, ride the le tour or giro or vuelta, be a BIG hope for their nation and ultimately fail all the same.
>>149787685That's advanced gayology right there
>>149787706hes a fat retard like you
>>149787662did it as round trip, started in Martigny, spent a couple of hours in the typical alpine resort of Chamonix, except they have the highest mountain of the alps and then rode back via Arve valley to Geneva. the southern side of lake Geneva looks like Switzerland, it's uncanny. no wonder we were butthurt when Italy sold it to France.
>>149787724lol gud 1 m8 xD
>>149787706eating disorder is not something you just control like that
>>149787333Yates' are just up the road from me (Tottington for those interested or "totty", as us locals call it) today we celebrate
>>149787702didn't lose time to Remco though
why is france so bad at cycling
>>149787706i think he said he was 100 kg plus now
>>149787744Not mentioned among Notable people. Fake news.
>>149787735>the southern side of lake Geneva looks like Switzerland, it's uncannyWell I wouldn't call it uncanny tbqh, seems pretty logical to me
>>149787758too clean and too honorable
>>149787702he had his trademark kick sprint at the end, it's a moral victory for me.
>>149787706Valentin Paret-Peintre must juicemaxx post-retirement
new thread
>>149787783new thread
>>149787783new thread
>>149787783
did nacer bouhanni even win a tdf stage. stupid little coquard nearly caused a crash in the sprint the other day.
>>149787798No. 3 stages at the Giro, 3 at the Vuelta
>>149787381It's very idyllic, I've got family who moved there 10-15 years ago so get to visit regularly. I'd happily live there if life turned out differently.
Also so I don't get off-topic warned
>>149785935 I called this and it'll happen if the fish truly is sick
>>149787820yatesy couldnt have followed that pog accelleration
>>149787345just looks like a breathe right strip, I find them to be practically useless as all they do is open up the outer part of your nose a bit, when the inner part is much more important for breathing.
>>149787457That's what I thought. These things are a complete scam and meme and don't actually help you breathe better. You can't just pull on the skin on the bridge of your nose and expect massive increase in airflow when the vast majority of it is determined by the muscles inside your nose relaxing / contracting. They would be better off just using a nasal decongestant like oxymetazoline which will actually open up their airways completely.
>>149787503>passes on diarrhoea
we just can't stop winning, fishboyberts
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