>>18301588
Has to be Jelly Jannetty, really, all things considered

>gets slapped and beat up like a bitch in front of his gf
>kills Sabu
>gf leaves him
And we're not even in August yet. I'd argue only one close is Punk with licking Saudi's ass

>>212233341
>just move to the middle of nowhere with no job opportunities, you can afford housing there!