>I live in a mansion on a shoe salesman salary and my hot wife constantly wants to have sex with me while my much hotter slutty daughter constantly walks by in revealing clothing but my incel son constantly requires attention because he can't have sex aaah please get me out of this misarry

>mansion

>>212232069
>Big enough for a family of 4 with a huge car garage

>>212232069
Try getting that on a shoe salesman salary now. You'll be living in the ghetto and on food stamps.

>>212232069
pls understand where op is coming from

>>212232049 (OP)
>>212232272
>>212232259
it's fiction
you fools
you utter retards

>>212232437
it wasn't unrealistic for the time period it was in though
plenty of boomers bought houses, married and started families with shitty jobs
you couldn't accomplish what al had then, now, especially with only 1 person in the household working

>>212232272
>>212232515
Did shoe salesmen EVER live in a 4br suburban mansion?

*hits pipe*

>>212232069
This piece of shit would be worth at least 450 in my area

>>212233024
my grandad mowed lawns and had a big house

>>212233226
He mowed lawns or owned a landscaping company? Big difference between that and being a clerk at Payless in a mall.

>>212232515
You can, you just have to move out to the bumble fuck suburbs. The boomers bought all their houses there in the 70s and the populations of their cities doubled/tripled since then shit got built up around them. Or they bought places in the shitty part of the city and it got gentrified.
I bet some millennials who bought houses in the southern cities in the 2010s are jerking off to their house values after they got laughed at by all their friends who moved to NYC/LA/Seattle/etc and have never bought anything.

>>212232049 (OP)
interest rate was high in the 90s. his mortgage monthly payment is the invisible ball + chain

>>212233341
>just move to the middle of nowhere with no job opportunities, you can afford housing there!

>>212232069
Someone post the Zillow

>>212233024
If you peg it to the price of gold, bare minimum wage in Boomer Times was equivalent to about $130/hour today. Even less generous estimates put it around $30/hour.

>>212232069
>1 million dollars plus tip in modern times

Its hard to properly convey just how better off boomers were. During the 60s-70s-80s it was possible to get hired off the street with no relevant experience, sometimes even without a degree, get trained on the job, then support an entire family and buy a suburban home, two cars etc. on a single wage. If they spent any of their money on decent houses, investments or a little stock portfolio, they inevitably became millionaires by now.

Then, in their greed they consumed up all the resources of the country, past, present and future, leaving a burned out husk and indifferent losers behind.

>>212236197
Yep. Save up your money, and buy a house in full, and then never leave it. Then you'll be just like me.