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7/19/2025, 8:02:09 PM
>ancient danger on starting tile
>it's a room full of cryopods and a hermetic crate
>open the crate for a techprint and all the pods open, everyone inside jumps out with cryptosleep sickness and starts shooting the colonist who opened it
>because this isn't my first day on the rim the guy opening it is a melee master wearing a shield belt and has 40 dps with a legendary sword
>prioritize the guy with a chain shotgun and then either instantly kill or dismember the remaining ancients while they're still dazed with cryptosleep sickness
>one ancient had both legs decapitated but hasn't bled out yet, strip their recon armor and tend them for capture but no high hopes
>except it turns out the moral guide got an inspired recruitment and instantly turned her
>oh and she's not mad about being stripped of all her gear because she's actually a nudist who hated that stuffy power armor and now has +20 mood for being out of it
>oh and she's actually happy we killed all the other ancients in the other pods since none of them were her friends and she had like four rivals among them so she's actually got a bunch of mood buffs
>no hard feelings over the whole "cut off your legs" thing either, after getting prosthetics installed she's the lover of and is engaged to the sanguophage who cut them off because he's also the one who stopped her bleeding and carried her back out so she's got a giant "rescued me" affection buff towards him
>oh and she's actually one of the best marksmen on the planet with a 17 shooting and a double-passion in it
bravo tynan, this is literally something straight out of a trashy japanese light novel
>it's a room full of cryopods and a hermetic crate
>open the crate for a techprint and all the pods open, everyone inside jumps out with cryptosleep sickness and starts shooting the colonist who opened it
>because this isn't my first day on the rim the guy opening it is a melee master wearing a shield belt and has 40 dps with a legendary sword
>prioritize the guy with a chain shotgun and then either instantly kill or dismember the remaining ancients while they're still dazed with cryptosleep sickness
>one ancient had both legs decapitated but hasn't bled out yet, strip their recon armor and tend them for capture but no high hopes
>except it turns out the moral guide got an inspired recruitment and instantly turned her
>oh and she's not mad about being stripped of all her gear because she's actually a nudist who hated that stuffy power armor and now has +20 mood for being out of it
>oh and she's actually happy we killed all the other ancients in the other pods since none of them were her friends and she had like four rivals among them so she's actually got a bunch of mood buffs
>no hard feelings over the whole "cut off your legs" thing either, after getting prosthetics installed she's the lover of and is engaged to the sanguophage who cut them off because he's also the one who stopped her bleeding and carried her back out so she's got a giant "rescued me" affection buff towards him
>oh and she's actually one of the best marksmen on the planet with a 17 shooting and a double-passion in it
bravo tynan, this is literally something straight out of a trashy japanese light novel
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