Why does Asa like Denji, again?

I thought military parades, and especially one for the 250th birthday of the army, were supposed to be badass and an amazing spectacle with huge cheering crowds

>hurr le durr you hate fun!
Was anyone there actually having fun? Low turnout, quiet onlookers. Mostly muted colors. It looked like a low energy Biden-organized event. Russia and China and Best Korea know how to put on a parade. Hell even the frogs put on a better show for Bastille Day or whatever it's called