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7/27/2025, 12:26:56 AM
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>aliens decide to throw one (1) manhattan sized rock at us from the asteroid belt for the lulz
>we'll stop it!
>estimated cost: 30 trillion dollars
>lots of politicians hemming and hawing
>immediate conspiracy theories sprout up, the rock is fake! the deepstate is using the rock as an excuse to steal your freedom!
>people begin worshipping the rock
>reddit musk's anti-rock rocket blows up on the launchpad
>nasa, JAXA, the ESA, china's space agency all start competing anti-rock programs that go nowhere
>the rock is getting closer
>tiktok influencers begin saying that the rock is good for us, actually
>1 hour youtube documentaries on the rock and what it might do if it hits us
>"call your politicians to get rid of the rock!"
>billionaires begin disappearing into custom built anti-rock bunkers while simultaneously saying that the rock is fake and everyone is exaggerating and don't worry nothing will happen keep going to work
>the various space agency rockets reach the rock
>someone blows it up
>instead of one big rock, there are now many many smaller rocks travelling at the same speed towards earth
>many burn up in the atmosphere but plenty manage to hit earth
>and then
>while we are desperately struggling to recover
>a space telescope sights the second rock
>aliens decide to throw one (1) manhattan sized rock at us from the asteroid belt for the lulz
>we'll stop it!
>estimated cost: 30 trillion dollars
>lots of politicians hemming and hawing
>immediate conspiracy theories sprout up, the rock is fake! the deepstate is using the rock as an excuse to steal your freedom!
>people begin worshipping the rock
>reddit musk's anti-rock rocket blows up on the launchpad
>nasa, JAXA, the ESA, china's space agency all start competing anti-rock programs that go nowhere
>the rock is getting closer
>tiktok influencers begin saying that the rock is good for us, actually
>1 hour youtube documentaries on the rock and what it might do if it hits us
>"call your politicians to get rid of the rock!"
>billionaires begin disappearing into custom built anti-rock bunkers while simultaneously saying that the rock is fake and everyone is exaggerating and don't worry nothing will happen keep going to work
>the various space agency rockets reach the rock
>someone blows it up
>instead of one big rock, there are now many many smaller rocks travelling at the same speed towards earth
>many burn up in the atmosphere but plenty manage to hit earth
>and then
>while we are desperately struggling to recover
>a space telescope sights the second rock
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