What's the last videogame you're going to play in November?

nothing ever happens

>>937633728 (OP)
>operation Bluebeam is a go

>>937633728 (OP)
Now darkness has descended on our land
And all your prayers cannot save us
Like fools, we've let the devil take command
Of the souls that God gave us
To the altar of evil like lambs to the slaughter we're led
When the demons surround us survivors will envy the dead!

>>937633728 (OP)
Twitter sloppa

ALIEN PUSSY

>inner galactic

Obviously

>>937633728 (OP)
hopefully I'll get to fuck an alien before I die

>>937633728 (OP)
Any twitter post that ends with an engagement question is an Indian

>>937633728 (OP)
Doesn't matter, the lizard and cat aliens will be amazed at my BHC and name me as ambassador to export human culture to the stars, including videogames.

Just the motivation I need to keep up my weight loss routine, can't Captain Kirk it up among alien babes if I'm all fat and shit.

>>937633736
Yes, they travel millions of light years across space to let you fuck them. Not the other way around.

Also, they're going to suck this planet dry with a giant straw. If they can travel space they don't care about your gold or metals, they will come here to eat.

>>937633728 (OP)
XCOM. Seems to be the most obvious answer, no?

JDig;ig$_rij@%sjDk DoX; SP S$_ 5%rkM DDOJF XKXQ.X$# 3 3 s% tGLs()8s_r_r

>>937633740
>Not the other way around.
FUTA AYYYS!?!??!

What’s more likely
>science knows less about stars than the Bible
Or
>black hole meteor alien attack finally happens

What are they trying to distract us from?

>>937633728 (OP)
>Aliens come all this way to Earth
>All their ships spontaneously explode in our atmosphere because they couldn't possibly predict the law of Nothing Ever Happens

>>937633734
Yes, as in from the milky way.

>>937633737
I hate newfags to the internet thinking they have a grasp of reality

>>937633728 (OP)
Bring it Xeno filth! It's time.

>>937633728 (OP)
god will smite them

>>937633748
I've seen a ton of Indians on twitter with this very picture in their pocket, you're not exactly making your case here

>>937633740
Yeah but if I can catch one I can rape it

They won't stop at nothing to make people forget about the Epstein files.

>>937633748
SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE GOOGLE REDEEEM CARD SAAAR!

>>937633728 (OP)
As long as all Indians and Jews are wiped out I will gladly accept annihilation

>>937633734
PLANETARY
PLANETARY
INNER GALACTIC

>>937633728 (OP)
>They're going with this again to distract from Epstein
The files have to contain something like babies being sacrificed to Satan and the elite dancing around a blood worship throne or something my god

How convenient of the aliens to drop by just at the right time to make easily impressionable boomers forget about current happenings

>>937633744
Some random fuckhead professor wanting 15 minutes of fame does not discredit the last 500 years of astronomy

>>937633728 (OP)
Good, I hope they beam me onto their ayyyship and fly me to their planet so I can get off this one away from the freak that watches me 24/7 illegally in my own home getting mad at me masturbating whilst watching me masturbate.

>>937633753

Is it every July with this shit, or do they skip a year sometimes?

Someone at Langley really, really wants to make the ayylmaos a thing.

>fake an alien invasion to get people to stop caring about the list

>>937633752
Have fun with space AIDS

>Operation Bluebeam might actually be deployed in my lifetime
I just don't see what the endgame is. Is it really worth discrediting the UFO psyop when everyone sees that nothing happens. The only way it would stick would be if the US government suddenly drops some hitherto unknown technology that is so advanced that civilian scientists cannot explain it and says "ayyyys gave it to us".

They are getting more desperates to deflect the conversation of the fact that the USA is currently being running by satanic pedophiles lmao

>>937633764
Who cares about space AIDS if the aliens are going to kill us all anyways?

>>937633728 (OP)
they really want people to forget about the epstein files don't they

>>937633766
It's the whole world nigga. Guarantee your "leaders" have the same hand up their muppet asses.

>>937633728 (OP)
>no planet remina
i sleep

When was the last time something happened?

>>937633771
Sinking of Atlantis.

AWW SHIET NIGGUH DEM INNAGLACTIC AILEENS FINNA BLOW AH SHIET UP N SHIET!

>>937633728 (OP)
If that professor is Avi Loeb i swear to god.

>>937633728 (OP)
>aliens are attacking
>What's the last videogame you're going to play
EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!

>>937633771
Nothing ever happened

>>937633728 (OP)
>people actually believe this shit

Something will happen.

>look it up
>the """scientist""" is Avi Loeb, known grifter, larper, and all-round attention whore

>>937633748
If Indian women were given the green light to kill off every Indian man, they would do so without hesitation. Doesn't matter how, just know your women hate your guts with a passion.

i only enjoyed the first book of the three body problem trilogy

>>937633728 (OP)
>implying aliens will ever bother with this shithole
LMAO get a life OP

>>937633747
wouldn't that be intra

>Aliens arrive
>they glass India
>first contact message is "you're welcome"
>they leave

>>937633784
this but a different nation that begins with the same letter

>>937633728 (OP)
Odds this is just a planetkiller asteroid and this is how they're coping

>>937633785
Why not both?

>>937633762
well yes, but the important stuff is, is cunny the theme of this picture or not

>>937633784
If they nuked america and israel the world would be better off. Indians are just annoying, murikans and their jewish overlords are a cancer.

>>937633739
Why not? Kirk did. Just get a decent girdle.

The trisolarians are here

>>937633728 (OP)
Sonic

>>937633782
This. We're like the pajeets of galactic civilizations. Probably literally since we have actual, literal pajeets.
Why the fuck would anyone bother coming into contact with us?

>>937633767
>yes you know, if I'm dying it really don't matter all the circumstances in which it happens, do as however you please

>>937633742
>Dk DoX
Oh no.

>>937633743
He did mention a giant straw.

What if it's Hellstar Remina that only noticed us because this dipshit looked at it?

Does this finally mean that I will get my snake vore gf? I wouldn't mind being a pet for a snake girl.

>>937633734
& its in outside space!!!

>>937633787
These + China

>>937633728 (OP)
>university of Harvard
>inner galatic
>WTF!.......

Finally.

>>937633728 (OP)
Epstein...
Where are they?

>>937633728 (OP)
Fucking do it
end this bitch

>>937633728 (OP)
>"Guys we REALLY need you to stop talking about the Epstein files, PLEASE."

>>937633728 (OP)
can't wait to be enslaved by cute alien girls

>>937633728 (OP)
The fact this has any traction or push at all aggressively cements our species as a lost cause. Not in the usually suspected way that everyone is stupid, true as that is nowadays, but that it's artificially pushed to such a scale that highlights how little part real people actually play in the conversation anymore. The powers that be barely even need to bother brainwashing us anymore thanks to AI and several decades worth of intelligence and psychological conditioning exercised through paid trolls and aforementioned AI, they'll simply tell us what to think via overwhelmingly polluting and micromanaging social and legacy media.

They really are going to successfully sidestep the Epstein stuff just because they can force the narrative to bend that way before the house returns. Shit's fucked.

>>937633728 (OP)
What will arrive first, the alien invasion or Level 5's next game?

Can I help them? I support total human death

>>937633728 (OP)
ariral gf acquired

That's fucking cool but what bout Epstein's list?

>>937633728 (OP)
Not sure yet. All I know is I'm going to edge like a MFer starting today. This way they will perceive me as a breeding bull and I'll be bred before I'm slaughtered.

>>937633728 (OP)
>0.005 chance trajectory
some supposedly high IQ Harvard astrophysicist says it must be aliens, absolute retardation

>>937633807
Have you considered that Epstein list might be the distraction hoping to draw your attention away from aliens?

>>937633808
isnt this the guy who endlessly sucked off DJT and fell for it over and over and over again

>>937633748
least obvious indian anon

>>937633728 (OP)
E D F! E D F!

>>937633728 (OP)
Oh look a Xitter engagement thread

>>937633787
because the irish dont deserve that

>>937633811
i wish

God I hope something remotely that interest happens to this godforsaken shit world, and by mere coincidence all the retards (not self aware of their retardation) just happen to get killed. And the entire world, and values and way of living is upended, and everything starts anew, and proves all science fiction wrong and small minded.

>>937633809
i kinda hope it it will be like this:

a 'hyper-dimensional-multi-dimensional being' will descend in public (of course its invulnerable) & it will go: if u can beat my game, then u win, if u lose, ur civilization gets extinguished

>>937633771
That time they pretended common colds and flus were some super duper crazy deadly disease and used the following panic to enact the biggest transfer of wealth from the lower and middle classes to the upper class while demoralizing and poisoning the population.

>>937633823
>we passed the great filter!
KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>937633816
nope you hallucinated that

>>937633827
classic rightoid cope

>>937633826
We kind of did. The first filter is the food chain. We are out, no other species in our ecosystem can threaten our survival.

>>937633728 (OP)
play with my nuts and masturbate, while staring at the invading aliens

>>937633828
you lost and you will never get over it

>>937633829
the great filter isnt the food chain
it's a species not self-destructing

>>937633816
I never saw stone toss post in the daily japanese thread.

what if they're cute felines looking for human cock

>>937633728 (OP)
The Mass Effect series
I'll save the planet by romancing the aliens

>>937633728 (OP)
Why are they assuming it will be an attack?

>>937633728 (OP)
the retard saying this said the same thing about another object in 2017

>>937633826
>this player did not win the game

Lol. am just fucking with u guys
<3

>>937633823
This picture is quite brave in its belief that we have passed the Great Filter as far as it implies. Especially when it then puts the other species to be far behind us.

>>937633728 (OP)
Please be Gayniggers from Outerspace.
Rid us of the female menace.

>>937633780
this applies to all women

>While Loeb has written in his blog that "the most likely outcome will be that 3I/ATLAS is a completely natural interstellar object, probably a comet," he defended his artificial origin claims by writing "the hypothesis is an interesting exercise in its own right, and is fun to explore, irrespective of its likely validity."
kek

>>937633842
>guy just had a giggle
>media ran off with it like it is a fact
many such cases

>>937633728 (OP)

>>937633745
The epstein list you tard

>>937633728 (OP)

>>937633808
where's the amogus?

>>937633762
the summer is just a slow time for news so they roll out this shit because wine aunts and zero turn mower dads will click them

"science says ALIENS ARE REAL?" or "science links longer lives to <insert vice here>" or "science says <big natural disaster> to hit at any moment"

they've been cycling through these for at least as long as i've been alive, near 40 years now. used to be they'd be straight up lies, nowadays they don't even bother filling out the body of the article because nobody will read it anyway, they're built to be quote-RT'd

>>937633728 (OP)
https://youtu.be/-TZxewmKnYc

>>937633734
>planetary
>planetary
>intergalactic

>>937633728 (OP)
I actually went there and read the source article.
This is your man.

>>937633728 (OP)
Finally

>>937633842
>Given the dramatic implications of the second possibility, we can apply the logic of Pascal’s wager that suggested it is more rational to believe in God’s existence than not. The insight offered by the mathematician Blaise Pascal was that the potential benefits of believing (in our case — alerting humanity to the existential risk from 3I/ATLAS) far outweigh the potential losses (in our case — a theoretical idea that does not describe reality), while the potential losses of not believing are far greater than the potential benefits.

>Our paper is largely a pedagogical exercise, with interesting realizations worthy of a record in the scientific literature. By far, the most likely outcome will be that 3I/ATLAS is a completely natural interstellar object, probably a comet, and we await the astronomical data to support this likely origin.

lmfao how on earth is this guy even a scientist? this is just embarrassing.

>>937633748
SAAR!

>>937633823
We've passed filters, but we've most definitely not passed the Great Filter, which I believe we could most accurately describe as "a species that has reached a self sustaining and permanent presence in space and throughout it's local solar system."

Humanity's problem is that developing space infrastructure will be one of the most expensive things ever, and our societies have been plundered by parasitic types who would rather burn down any system they can get their hands on for a quick buck than make the massive long-term investments we need.

The colonization of space would also completely upend the post cold war economic world order, which would result in those parasitic types losing the power they're so addicted to, which ultimately means they have zero reason to encourage it.

>>937633851
you're being antisemitic

Destroy all humans

>>937633728 (OP)
Everyone is so fucking stupid, including this fucking moron (he's just click baiting for engagement).

It's an alien body that comes from outside our fucking planetary system.
Most likely a meteor like amouamoua.
No one is trying to distract anyone, this thing is is real.

>>937633851
what's with the illuminati portrait

>>937633859

>"99.99999999% chance that its just a comet, but we can't 100% rule out that the object is extraterrestrial in nature"
>10,000 headlines "we are being attacked by aliens!"

>>937633851
>Loeb made a series of claims about this event, from the meteor being from outside the solar system to its likely area of impact based on, among other things, a seismic signal that occurred around the same time
>These claims were criticized by other scientists as hasty, sensational, and part of a pattern of improper behavior. Peter Brown, a meteor physicist at the University of Western Ontario, argued the material can be explained as non-interstellar, noting that measurements from Defense Department data are opaque and error-prone.
>In 2024 planetary seismologist Benjamin Fernando led a team that analyzed the seismic signals that led Loeb to search that specific region of the ocean, and they concluded that the seismic signals from one of the sensors used was in fact caused not by a meteor, but by a truck driving near the sensor, so that, “Not only did they use the wrong signal, they were looking in the wrong place.

so not only did he not kill himself after this insanely embarrassing goof, he's still throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks?
dude must have an insane need for attention

>>937633832
The fuck are you rambling about you retard?
Once you no longer need to fight for survival that is one of the great filters.
Many species do not make it out of that and we see in the wild many species die simply because they cannot sustain themselves.
We have done that by growing crops and farming other animals.

You're talking about a species "self-destructing" like it makes fucking sense in the first place like some edgy teenager doomer saying we're going to nuke ourselves.

>>937633728 (OP)
>harvard professor
Those retards say the dumbest shit every single day

lol
lmao

>>937633728 (OP)
please, please, please be real

>>937633861
But that's not what happened, some retarded astrophysicist just straight up said it was aliens because of unusual trajectory, all his peers say it's just a normal comet.

>>937633855
>Humanity's problem is that developing space infrastructure will be one of the most expensive things ever,


>developing space infrastructure will be one of the most expensive things ever

Oh space baby, there are Planets, made literally, entirely, out of Diamonds

>>937633861
It was reported as just being a foreign object. aka an alien.

People just did their thing (not using hteir brain)

>>937633868
>more wealth than you could possibly imagine
>will never live long enough to see let alone process it off the backs of generational techno serfs

>>937633868
that would just make diamonds lose value

>>937633870
i regret playing devils advocate.

>>937633848
>the summer is just a slow time for news
Also because legislative bodies in many countries (US, UK among others) have a summer recess which means that most news outlets have almost nothing to report about.

>>937633861
in this particular case we know for a fact it's a comet, but some rando Jew posting a Medium article that says "but imagine if it's not tho?"

>>937633869
nah the Jew wants you to be as afraid as possible and go so far as to speculate it's a weapon like from the book series The Three Body Problem, and that it's in fact rational to prepare for it that way, in the same way that it's rational to believe in God

these aren't jokes btw, these are actual, literal things he said int he article

>>937633823
The filters are:
>eukaryotic life + mitochondria
>life not fucking killing itself by making the entire atmosphere not suitable for its own survival
>multicellular life
>jumping straight into societal and psychological pitfalls that would end the dominant civilization, or at least prevent it from colonizing space
>add all sorts of cosmic cataclysms, from asteroid impacts to star flares cycles preventing intelligent life from developing electronics, which can occur at any point in the timeline
>plus all sorts of undiscovered filters we didn't think of yet, or can't presently imagine

I previously bet on multicellular life formation, because it feels really fucking unnatural how independent organisms would be willing to join with separate entities and perform highly specialized functions. But apparently multicellular life on Earth alone has evolved multiple times on separate occasions, so who knows.

>>937633785
Indonesia?

>>937633728 (OP)
Wrong! That's actually Jesus. He comin' in FAST!

>>937633728 (OP)
NUKE THE WORLD

>>937633759
What has astronomy actually discovered? All of it is conjecture retard

>>937633785
Aye siwmae it's another Bloody Sunday.....

>>937633771
9/11 was the last happening ever.

>have incredibly advanced technology
>unga bunga need to land on planet and destroy it with swords
Retarded niggers need to stop watching slop.

>>937633739
sorry anon, the aliens are fat fetishists and take the big boys first.

>>937633875
>>add all sorts of cosmic cataclysms, from asteroid impacts to star flares cycles preventing intelligent life from developing electronics, which can occur at any point in the timeline
If the same solar storm from the Carrington Event hit us now, less than 200 years later, it would set us back decades instead of being recorded as a minor curiosity. If a stronger one hit, or if it lasted longer than a day, it could completely destroy our civilization.

>>937633882
they could throw a rock at us at 99% of the speed of light and vaporize the earth, but maybe they want the planet intact

>>937633728 (OP)
This is so fucking dumb. If there were actual aliens coming to invade us in November the entire world would be conscripting every able-bodied man they can to train on frontline combat while every able-bodied woman would be put in manufacturing plants to make ammo. It's actually kind of insulting how pathetic this distraction is.

Fallout 76
Invaders from Beyond event

>>937633728 (OP)
Bluebeam glows from outer space, we know.
Stupid glowies racket

>>937633728 (OP)
Do I still have to pay taxes?

>>937633889
You have to pay EXTRA space war preparation taxes now.

>>937633884
>200 years later
It could be like, 10000 long cycles. And not just a single event, by the star entering a period of activity that lasts a thousand years or more. Well, this is just a conjecture I used as example.
Anyway, the more we learn about other exoplanets and star systems out there, the more special our Solar system is starting to look. Although, I guess, with the sheer number of stars in the galaxy, there should still be a pretty huge number of rare star systems with conditions similar to ours.

>>937633889
Blood taxes have been added to your account. Thank you for your cervix.

If this is real and my words somehow survive, let it be known that we deserved it, the greed was unending.

>>937633893
>If this is real
I mean the 3I/ATLAS part is real. It's not an alien craft, and it's not going anywhere near Earth though.

>>937633882
Sounds like SOMEONE just got done getting BTFO by Dune, LMFAOOOOO

>>937633894
what if the dumbass aliens believe we're on mars

If this is real and my words somehow survive, let it be known >>937633893 is a faggot ass bitch

>>937633897
you can't say that I have a shield that protects me from insults and redirects it back to you

I could take an alien in a fight

>>937633898

>>937633899
I could take an alien

>>937633728 (OP)
>SCIENCE SUDDENLY GOOD WHEN I AGREE WITH IT

>>937633756
>>937633850
ANOTHER DIMENSION
ANOTHER DIMENSION
ANOTHER DIMENSION
ANOTHER
DIMENSION

Is this horrifying to anyone else or just me

>>937633748
It's Five O'Clock in New Dehli
Come home from work sweaty and smelly
It's been a long day scamming your grandmother but as soon as I can
I'm gonna turn on my computer
And get on Fourshan
First I'll post some BBC
I see that someone's making fun of me
I have only one resort
One possible retort
I quickly press report

>>937633904
>observations
>of other galaxies
Dude. Other galaxies are SO FUCKING FAR away we can't see shit from Earth.

>>937633882
Fuck off. Space fantasy is cool and retards like you killed it. Enjoy your "californians in medieval not-europe" instead.

>>937633906
We can see quite a lot from earth, as long as you're not trying to look along the galactic plane. Light keeps moving essentially forever until it hits something, and there's very little for it to hit in deep space. We keep building better telescopes to see more and more of it.

And what do we see, when we take those little glances through the keyhole at the wider universe? What do we see when we look across distances so unimaginably large the human brain can't even comprehend them?

Nothing.

Nothing but rocks and gas.

For hundreds of billions of miles.

>>937633908
Except we see not the galaxies themselves but their state from millions of years ago.

>>937633728 (OP)
>inner galactic
I HECKIN LOVE BASEDENCE AND SUBLITERACY DOOD!

Realistically we can't even tolerate eachother aliens are just gonna make things worse shit isn't going to be like mass effect, we aren't going to be "invited" to any galactic federation of anything

>>937633908
we didn't even discover the first planet until the 90s.
even with our current tech, staring at intergalactic space wont yield any notable details. there is no way to tell what goes on out there unless its something crazy like a supermassive black hole

>>937633911
Aliens will adopt the humans they see potential in, the rest get culled.

>>937633912
>we didn't even discover the first planet until the 90s.
Let me correct that
*We didn't observe the first planet outside the solar system until the 90s*
and most of the planets we do know of are within a limited range
and we're still discovering new "dwarf planets" or asteroids orbiting our own system

>>937633913
>The humans
Okay whatever space boy, frig off

>>937633909
Example of this is that this is what the Chinese saw in 1054 and Hubble took a picture of it in 2000

>>937633728 (OP)
I love videogames where humanity faces off against aliens with superior tech
and humanity actually wins

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE STARS
EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A BITCH
WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

It's always the same schizo at harvard who says this, laughing stock of the astro community

let it all end

>>937633908
We don't see rocks or gas, we don't even see individual stars. Just the faint glow of millions of stars indistinguishable from one another. The only thing we can see is supernovae, which for a short time shine brighter than the rest of the galaxy.
Hell, we wouldn't even be able to detect life on Earth from the edge of our own Solar system. If there's something that should terrify you, it's not the "apparent" silence or emptiness of space. It's the inevitable heat death of the Universe.
It's really fucking crazy how time had a beginning, but it will not have an end. There's such unimaginably vast abyss of time filled with absolute nothingness ahead of the universe. Even as the last black hole evaporates, it is but a fleeting moment at the very beginning of the great age of nothing.

>>937633921
>inevitable heat death of the Universe.
heat death is a meme theory made to justify dark matter and to flow with our current model

>>937633921
there are more beginnings than just the one dumbass

>>937633728 (OP)
Is he a loner on this or do other professors agree? Because if you want loony theories you can find at least one PhD to support your stuff.

FUCKABLE ALIENS CONFIRMED

Never gona happen
The bible has no words about aliens in it

>>937633728 (OP)
why would sub-light speed aliens ever bother with galactic attack?

>>937633927
>sub-light speed
There's no FTL speed.

>>937633748
ad hominems are not an argument, pooper.

>>937633832
Hey retard there's more than one filter
and animals trying and failing to achieve basic civilization will be far more common than reaching advanced civilization and nuking themselves to the stone age

>>937633785
No, they were right.

>>937633928
you've simply never had a bj from your mother
I coom ftl from that

>>937633728 (OP)
FUCK OFF ALIEN https://youtu.be/p_khWy7GAcQ

>>937633904
>direct observation
the closest galaxy is more than two million lightyears distant
that means observation of it is two million years delayed
alien life observing Earth from Andromeda RIGHT NOW would see a bunch of australopitheci hitting each other with rocks and sticks

>>937633784
holy based
I for one welcome our alien overlords

>>937633904
The universe is pretty big and young

>>937633868
yeah and the rich people don't just want to be rich, they want everyone to be poor. They will never let us reach the asteroids and make their wealth meaningless.

>>937633841
trve

>>937633728 (OP)
What political bullshit are they trying to distract people from this time?

>>937633904
We live in a simulation, don't worry about it. That's like a video game where the devs didn't make shit outside the play area, because you're never going there.

>>937633904
the artificial constructions would have to be absolutely enormous to be seen via our telescopes. and the "thousands of galaxies" thing is a big lol, sounds like a Joe Rogan quote

picrel is Neptune from the largest and most powerful telescope we got. Neptune 4x larger than Earth and despite being far away is only 0.00047 light years from Earth

Proxima Centauri is the closest start to Earth and it's ~4 light years away. what do you think those pictures are like?

The most likely answer to Fermi Paradox is the most boring, which is that the universe is just too big - both distance and temporally - that the chance of us encountering other life is almost impossibly unlikely. We've only had the ability to listen and look for life in the last 100 years or so. We weren't even sending signals out until radio in 1900. Nintendo has been making games for longer than that, just to put it into perspective

>>937633772
This but unironically, along with the upheaval of the world in an apocalyptic cosmic event as Venus the primordial comet passed closely to the Earth.

>>937633771
>>937633881
Gamergate, blumpf 1, covid lockdowns and October 7th objectively were paradigm shifting happenings.

>aliens arrive
>it's anthopomorhic bimbo cat ladies
>they need human sperm to revive their species

>>937633928
Yeah dude, we can totally fly in giant metal tubes, or dive to the bottom of the ocean, or communicate anywhere in the world instantaneously, but you can never go faster than light even by cheating it, because a 100 year old physics theory said so!

>>937633904

>>937633936
>and young
bro...

>>937633947
uoooh, puffy galaxy...

>>937633912
>we didn't even discover the first planet until the 90s.
The sun and moon can be seen with a naked eye, dipstick!

>>937633943
No they weren't, lmfao. Not even close to 9/11 tier which was essentially Pearl Harbor 2.0. Retards of course, will disagree.

COVID lockdowns were a happening to activax "drink bleach" schizo retards ONLY

>>937633931
I'm bad at geography, which country did they strike?

>>937633950
I love how this guy is so mentally gimped he doesn't understand what a happening is.

>>937633951
India, like first anon said.

>>937633950
9/11 today would be treated as less than covid
you are retarded

>>937633951
retard...

>>937633789
>jeets are often identifiable via embittered white envy
Dead giveaway, rakesh

>>937633913
>Aliens will keep humans as pets
Even worse than just genociding us, just look at the abominations we made out of the creatures we made pets, like pugs. Becoming ayy pets would bring alien made horrors beyond our comprehension

>>937633851
OY GEVALT

>>937633958
think about all the YJK aliens who would be into humans though

>>937633945
if we can break FTL then we can break causality. you can't do one without the other. without causality you have neither time nor space.

>>937633952
>>937633954
>>>>NOOOOO, I HAD TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!! I HAD TO GET A SHOT!!! THAT IS OBJECTIVELY WORSE THAN THE EVENTS THAT LED UP TO THE LONGEST WAR IN US HISTORY!!!!

I wish the vax actually WAS killing you absolute retards.

>>937633962
huh?
anon stay on track, we were talking about happenings, stop seething so hard

>>937633963
Mothman?

>>937633963
someone get that bug off the lens

>>937633947
That proves my point midwit

>>937633963
>>937633966
It's not the only void.

>>937633822
>retards (not self aware of their retardation)
Good news anon.

>>937633963
picture is of Barnard 68 which is not any of those things. it's a molecular cloud in the milky way
it looks like a gap because the cloud is dense and cold and blocks things in and behind it

there are true voids in space, but they're very funny when you look up the definition of "void". one of the largest voids in space still contains 17 galaxies. not planets, not solar systems, but entire galaxies.

>>937633961
Because we totally know how everything works and our current physics isn't haphazard abomination that can't even align with itself.

>>937633969
what news?

>>937633794
Yes, exactly. This is how a man die, no regrets.

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic

>>937633879
Astronomy lead to the invention of the MRI machine.

>>937633808
Full comic please?

Remind yourself, nobody wants us out there. We will die alone on this planet taking rocks from each other till the last jew is dead. Then maybe they will save a couple of us.

>>937633783
It would be but Americans have pioneered making up words these past 50 years.

if they're anvil shaped you know it's time to kill yourself
if you hide your body well enough you might get to die, maybe

>>937633974
First few seconds in and it's already wron
Earth naturally goes through warming periods and ice ages, and we are due for another ice age.

>>937633971
special theory of relativity actually cuts through the noise of most topics on physics. it's simple, requires only a high school level of math to express and comprehend, and has been speculated for hundreds of years

It's hard enough for life to exist on Earth

Remember that time a random anon posted a picture of an alien in a desert and the entire site went down and the picture seemingly erased from all archives?
I remember.

>>937633986
there are people on this site who hide CP in images. wouldn't surprise me if that were it.

>>937633982
Yes, yes, and is this "ice age" in the room with us right now?

>>937633985
never show me AI results. idiot!

Just nuke this dogshit planet, I'm ready.

>>937633989
I had the AI do it because I'm too lazy to do it myself but it's relatively simple math so it should be correct

>>937633968
What did the universe mean by this?

>>937633748
>literally taking a caricature of a nigger and giving it blonde hair, blue eyes, and White skin

blacks and browns are literally thieves and don't create at all. All you do is steal, corrupt, pollute, take, and ruin. You literally exist to be used as a bioweapon by jews to destroy Humanity and Civilization.

>>937633990
Yeah dood what if the apocalypse was like fallout (the show) and we had to use bottle caps as currency bro it'd be sick on god fr fr dead ass hyuuhhhh fr bussin ayyyy

>>937633987
Definitely a plausable explaination but CP has been posted plenty of times and the routine is just to delete the post in question or the entire thread if its too far gone.
Taking down the whole website though?

>>937633982
Sure buddy the same ace age of the 80's or a different one?

>aliens about to fuck around and find out
Nobody is better at fucking this planet up than we are. They are making a grave mistake! Traveling all this way just to have their pathetic lives ended by humanity! Sad!

>>937633993
look at ancient temples made by blacks and browns then compare them to whites anon
you're suffering from retard syndrome

>>937633997
Right, haven't these retarded ass aliens played Halo 2? We're about to give these asshole back their bomb

Oh shit Anon, the Aliens are here and they want to see the last game you played. How fucked are you?

>>937633998
>look at ancient temples made by blacks
https://youtu.be/Eri4ujyL0xg

>>937633984
And before it everyone thought we got everything figured out with classical newton physics, funny how that turned out, relativity theory isn't even hundred years old by the way.

>>937633998
there's nothing of significance in africa

roman temples, hindu temples, oriental temples, and mesoamerican temples are all complex works of architecture but the romans and the chinks were making them first

>>937633802
Based urquan masters enjoyer
Can't wait for the release of the new game

>>937634000
Just show them Destroy All Humans

>>937634001
it takes ten seconds to look at the art of the builders

>>937634003
>egypt, ethiopia, sudan
the first mogs all of the others you mentioned combined

>>937633997
If they bother with us at all they'll either throw rocks at us from beyond jupiter and watch us die.
Or if they want the rest of the biosphere intact they'll drop targeted viruses on us.
Or maybe they'll either shade or focus it so we either freeze or cook.

There is nothing we can do with a space based opponent. Absolutely nothing.

Honestly no alien scenario can be worse than our century.
>Aliens will eat you
Overpopulation and indians and nigs everywhere will make life impossibile in a few years, chance of dying randomly on the street are higher than ever. At this point i would like to go out quickly.
>Aliens will harvest earth
They would take probably longer than we are already doing.
>Aliens will make earth a colony under their rule
At this point every change of authority is welcome.

>>937634007
lol WRONG
Space Force is a thing, loser. + Humanity gets a huge bonus to int during times of war. All our of favorite weapons weren't made during peace.

>aliens show up
>sweep india with a giant space laser
>everything gone right down to the bedrock
>they leave
>send us a bill that arrives a decade later for cleaning up our garbage

>>937633995
There are a billion images of aliens on the internet, anon. Many of them purported to be real.

What makes more sense, that someone posted a real image of an alien, the powers in charge overreacted and instead of just saying "yeah, right, just like this one here and here and here?" or that its far more useful to have retards think aliens are real to discredit any other "conspiracy" theorists, so they routinely false flag easy shit like this?

>>937634010
you spelt israel wrong

>>937633997
>Nobody is better at fucking this planet up than we are
Nobody on this planet is better at fucking up this planet than we are*
We have no fucking clue how well ayylmaos are at fucking up Earth.

>>937633950
the 2016 election and the coof had fucking beyond devastating effects on the internet and society as a whole

>>937633728 (OP)
Gentlemen.
What if they aliens are aexy and also extremely turned on by people who complain about video games?
Just as like... a hypothetical... what would be the best thing to wear on a date with an ayy lmao?

What's the worst case scenario /v/? Necromorphs or the Flood? Doesn't seem like like it's possible to prevent either from taking over the planet

>>937634009
It won't be a war. They won't land until we're all dead.
Again, what do you think we'll even do if they start throwing rocks from the kuiper belt at us? It takes us over a decade just to get there. Nukes are worthless in space, there's no atmosphere to propagate a shockwave.

>>937633728 (OP)
What the fuck is in the Epstein Files bros, how many distractions will they use?

>>937633994
this but unironically

>>937633996
>>937633988
Huh?
Are you guys retarded or something?
Trust the fucking science.

>>937633882
Maybe they'll keep us as pets

>>937633994
(You) are ill

MAC ROUNDS? IN ATMOSPHERE???

The Beastie Boys fucking suck ass and are annoying.

>>937634020
Considering the knowledge we have of what happened 400k years ago that shit is scientific as reading the bowels of a bird.

>>937634022
Thanks holmes, the illest, we out here cuh hyuhhhh hyuh

>>937633734
they're from alien martin luther king jr blvd

>>937634018
Exactly what we all know is in the files.
Every major political figure, financial figure, and celebrity fucks kids. And they were provided kids with a side of blackmail by Israel.
Thats it. Thats the whole thing. We all already know its true.

I have so little faith in modern goy cattle that I honestly think they could release it, say "oh yeah, we're working on holding these people accountable" and then do nothing about it and the public would just nod along.

>>937634009
>aliens decide to throw one (1) manhattan sized rock at us from the asteroid belt for the lulz
>we'll stop it!
>estimated cost: 30 trillion dollars
>lots of politicians hemming and hawing
>immediate conspiracy theories sprout up, the rock is fake! the deepstate is using the rock as an excuse to steal your freedom!
>people begin worshipping the rock
>reddit musk's anti-rock rocket blows up on the launchpad
>nasa, JAXA, the ESA, china's space agency all start competing anti-rock programs that go nowhere
>the rock is getting closer
>tiktok influencers begin saying that the rock is good for us, actually
>1 hour youtube documentaries on the rock and what it might do if it hits us
>"call your politicians to get rid of the rock!"
>billionaires begin disappearing into custom built anti-rock bunkers while simultaneously saying that the rock is fake and everyone is exaggerating and don't worry nothing will happen keep going to work
>the various space agency rockets reach the rock
>someone blows it up
>instead of one big rock, there are now many many smaller rocks travelling at the same speed towards earth
>many burn up in the atmosphere but plenty manage to hit earth
>and then
>while we are desperately struggling to recover
>a space telescope sights the second rock

>>937633934
>he doesn't know about NASA's wormhole telescope tech

Why would they attack us? There's literally flying rocks in space that have a shit ton of minerals on them. If they have the capability to annihilate us then they also have better technology than us. If they really are so advanced than I doubt they'd just waste ressources to BTFO some cavemen. At most they'd probably observe us or study us.

>>937634015
just wear anything, they probably wouldn't have a good grasp on human clothing, and especially styles
a better question is what would such an alien even look like? I'd be surprised if they followed the same sexual reproduction system that life on earth has
how do you fuck something that's neither female nor male, but is still somehow aroused by humans?

>>937634024
Wrong, they were, in fact, incredibly based.

>>937634025
Geologic records are a great time keeper anon don't you know?

>>937634031
they hate fags

>>937634033
I'm listening to them for the first time and they feel based

>>937634029
I honestly don't know if it would cause complete chaos or if everyone would go on pretending like nothing is happening.
Probably a mix of both. Lots of NPCs would just keep going to work because they don't know what else to do. And then a lot of others would go full purge, "nothing matters so I'll go on a killrape spree because I'll be dead in a few months anyway"
Personally I think I'd just bail. Go out into the woods somewhere and watch the show.

>>937634029
Think Bruce Willis is still up to the task?

Inb4 the "Aliens" are Iran and you must commit WMD 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>937634038

No, he's suffering from dementia and can barely function anymore.

>>937634040
Yeah but the world needs him to blow up this rock

>>937634034
You do realize that science over a reasonable period of time is basically "the guy wrote a book first and from now on that's the theory"? Ah we know what happen 200k years ago because a fossil which is an imprint on a rock give us some information. In 7 billions years the black holes will evaporate even if we have absolutely not even the slightest idea on how a black hole works.
That's a theory, at best. You have no proofs whatsoever of what happened when earth was forming, modern science doesn't even know what is under the earth crust.
You have theories validated by one or two guys saying something because they are the only one that works on that determinate project, they were the first or nobody wasted time or money debunking that because it's impossibile.
We have trouble dating shit from the phreistoric age, how in the hell you think there is a bit of certainty of something happened 400k years ago?

>>937633728 (OP)
>literally just approaching, probably just a rock
>WE ARE UNDER ATTACK NUKE THEM NUKE THE XENOS NOW

we just uh... rape the aliens.

>>937633728 (OP)
OJOJOJ
Joey's gonna freak when he hears about this.

>>937633729
FPBP
>>937633728 (OP)
Probably some TF2 with the /v/an. Don't wake me up in the morning.

A LETTER TO ALL ALIENS SPYING ON EARTH'S WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS:

DEAR ALIENS
GET ME OUT FROM THIS GODFORSAKEN SHITHOLE
THANK YOU

(i still masturbate over xenomorph porn, i am extremely open to anything)

>>937633728 (OP)
Born just at the right time bros
Human females will never be able to compete

>>937634048
>"You see that Zyklorg, another mammalian 'refugee' looking for gibs. Why can't they just stay in their shitholes..."

>>937633728 (OP)
Nothing will happen, but on the off chance something does happen (which it won't) I'll be playing a Metroid randomizer run.

>>937634050
Eh fuck off contrary to the earth refugees i would be happy to be with them and not starting murder or mug them. Anything to get the fuck out from there, there is nothing, litterally nothing out there that would make me feel homesick.

I'm SICK of aliens

KILL YOURSELF NIGGER MOD.

>>937634053
I'm SICK of jannies

LOOOL tranny janny was offended by... something. Dunno what, no CP no trump jokes, we didn't talk bad about nintendo.

I will gladly submit to the alien overlords if they promise to deal with the jannies first.

>>937634029
jej good one anon