A cute girl at the wine shop picked up the same hipster meme bottle as me which made her seem cool and approachable and she was chatting with the clerk about the kind of wine hipster shit I like to sperg about, and she noticed me waiting and tried to include me in the conversation and I dropped my spaghetti so hard it changed the rotation of the earth

And now I'm here drinking alone on 4chan on a Saturday night, someone kill me please