>be me
>taking I-4 at a rest stop
>I get back from the bathroom
>this guy hitched a utility trailer on my truck without asking
>Its filled with a bunch of fucking fruit
>he says they are "yubari king melons" and are super exotic fruit
>says hes in a serious emergency and will pay me to bring his trailer to tarpon springs
>I just stole the fruit
>he "trust me"
>dumbfuck.jpg

Why do soiboys worship the darkside in starwars when they wont act darkside IRL? Cuz im real darkside and I dont even like capeslop. Id kill my family and enslave people IRL. Id forcechoke random people on the street. All these redditors why do they worship something they dont identify with?