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what amazing and ultimately meaningless cultural moment did I miss?
I don't really follow MSM but this seems interesting enough

Having your NOSE right next to the ASS of the neighbor in front of you who's blowing EGGISH FARTS up your nose during a 12-hour commute. Having the rotten feet of the old man in the back, right in your face. Can we please TALK ABOUT this subject?

>save your working-class/half-homeless income for 4 years to pay for the trip of a lifetime
>quickly eat a hearty omelet breakfast
>brave the Paris metro to catch your plane on time
>finally board the new AIRBUS after being mistreated by the airport staff
>find yourself seated at the bottom, 20cm from Sanjay's rump, who ate 800g of rice, curry, and onion before boarding the flight
>turn around and fall nose-to-nose (NOSE-TO-NOSE) with the swollen feet of a big old man in a suit
>see the first meal arrive once you're in air
>start eating the delicious onion soup and rack of veal
>find out the soup tastes like fart
>realize it's actually Sanjay letting out gigantic farts 15 cm from your dinner
>be disgusted and leave your meal on the edge of the tray table
>getting 50 cl of boiling soup on your head, looking up and seeing the old man apologizing above it
>trying to rest in this cramped hell
>wondering why the flight attendant didn't bring us cheese since it's smelling like Gruyere
>realize it's not Gruyere, the old man has just taken off his boots
>seeing a brown stain appear 15 cm from your HEAD on the back of Sanjay's seat
>realizing that this bastard is SHITTING HIS PANTS and it's soaking through onto the seat
>seeing drops of BROWN LIQUID starting to drip onto your tray table
>spending the next 11 hours regretting this trip, this vacation, this life