To: Anon@anon.britfeel.gov.uk
CC: All staff
From: Anon
Subject: Masturbation during working hours

Dear Staff

I wish you a warm welcome to our britfeel

It is a pleasure to welcome the new starters to the britfeel team, we have had 3 new starters welcomes into the gimmick team as well as the shitposting team

As you are all settling into your new roles may I remind all staff that in accordance with the britfeel terms and regulation outlined in your britfeel contract that masturbation is not to be permitted during working hours especially on site in the staff toilets using fleshlights.

Masturbation may be permitted during your 30 minute unpaid meal break which you should log into your activity log tracker, however, on site masturbation is prohibited as it creates an unpleasant environment for other members of staff.

Attached is a document outlining this, please can all members of staff sign this, e signatures are permitted then email me and CC your line manager.

If you have any questions during your traning period, please do not hesitate to contact me. You can reach me at my email address.

Regards,
Anon