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6/22/2025, 1:50:16 AM
>>713301965
>How do they do it
They release fun games you can only buy on their console
>I just don't get it, what's their secret?
They release fun games you can only buy on their console
>It's a mystery, their customers must be part of a cult
They release fun games you can only buy on their console
>I AM MAD! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!??? HOW CAN WE STOP THEM???!!!!!
Release fun games you can only buy on their console
>It's over, there's no way to understand what's happening and no way to compete
...
>How do they do it
They release fun games you can only buy on their console
>I just don't get it, what's their secret?
They release fun games you can only buy on their console
>It's a mystery, their customers must be part of a cult
They release fun games you can only buy on their console
>I AM MAD! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!??? HOW CAN WE STOP THEM???!!!!!
Release fun games you can only buy on their console
>It's over, there's no way to understand what's happening and no way to compete
...
6/17/2025, 8:48:32 PM
Nintendo executives could literally let randos on /v/ fuck their wife and the seething wouldn't stop.
They dislike Nintendo because they are treating companies as football teams because they are faggots with no life that can't see straight (also because they're gay).
The console isn't overpriced, it's the best price/performance ratio of any handheld currently on the market (and those don't come with a dock, detachable joycons and cartridge readers).
But above all, they release games, and they release FUN games, i.e. games whose main goal is to enjoy playing them. The gameplay isn't just a sidedish for the main course of narrative-driven mindless button smashing woke nonsense like with western publishers.
PS5 is more expensive now than it was 5 years ago, sells $200 controllers with no hall effect, has no exclusives and 90% of their games have a black woman main character that looks like an ugly piece of garbage. But hey, the piece of garbage has more pixels in it!!!
And don't get me started on the hypocrisy of gabengoblins, literal mindless zombies that think the guy who brought to the mainstream the cancers of digital-only and vidya gambling, whose only output in the last decades is suck out revenue from game developers like a parasitic *** is their lord and saviour,. Utterly disgusting.
>b-but muh bing bing wahoo
Games are fun, for all ages, and they're not something serious. That's why people play fucking games. If you want to be le "serious adulting man" get a fucking job and give away your money to african NGOs like the good cuck you aspire to me.
They dislike Nintendo because they are treating companies as football teams because they are faggots with no life that can't see straight (also because they're gay).
The console isn't overpriced, it's the best price/performance ratio of any handheld currently on the market (and those don't come with a dock, detachable joycons and cartridge readers).
But above all, they release games, and they release FUN games, i.e. games whose main goal is to enjoy playing them. The gameplay isn't just a sidedish for the main course of narrative-driven mindless button smashing woke nonsense like with western publishers.
PS5 is more expensive now than it was 5 years ago, sells $200 controllers with no hall effect, has no exclusives and 90% of their games have a black woman main character that looks like an ugly piece of garbage. But hey, the piece of garbage has more pixels in it!!!
And don't get me started on the hypocrisy of gabengoblins, literal mindless zombies that think the guy who brought to the mainstream the cancers of digital-only and vidya gambling, whose only output in the last decades is suck out revenue from game developers like a parasitic *** is their lord and saviour,. Utterly disgusting.
>b-but muh bing bing wahoo
Games are fun, for all ages, and they're not something serious. That's why people play fucking games. If you want to be le "serious adulting man" get a fucking job and give away your money to african NGOs like the good cuck you aspire to me.
6/12/2025, 8:32:27 PM
>"Anono-san, diso not dweaming. We keep winnin' so much, so rong, you get tiwed of winnin'. You twust da pran!"
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