Second Contact? Oh, how clever! See, it's the big-name ships, like the Enterprise, that are tasked with making "first contact". But it's little ships like the Cerritos that are tasked with... oh, I'm giggling so much I'm nearly wetting myself... Second Contact! It's like, y'know, when a woman lets you touch her a second time! Oh, you don't know what that's like? OK, let me try to explain. Sometimes, after you touch a woman, she doesn't slap you then file a lawsuit against you. No, believe it or not, sometimes the woman likes it! And after your first contact with her, she's amenable to a second contact! No slapping or lawsuit or anything! So the job of the Cerritos is like touching a woman for the second time, after Kirk and Riker have already had their way with her. No, that's sloppy seconds. Therefore, everything I just told you is wrong, but you wouldn't know that unless I told you, so no harm done. Moving on.
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There are literally 99 other threads on /tv/ at any one time. And congratulations on your quads! I don't know why numerology is a thing on 4chan, but just like oldtrek geezers, I like to conform to the exclusion of everything else! It makes me feel special to be just like everyone else!
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Not selling anything, friend. Just sharing my interests, in a totally non-ironic and not at all sarcastic way.