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7/5/2025, 2:27:11 AM
>Not even the fire of Ancalagon the Black, greatest of Morgoth's dragons, could melt this ring, Frodo!
>Oh my Gandalf, Ancalagon must've been terrifying!
>Not really, no. An elf in a flying boat killed him pretty easily, but still.
>Oh. Well, his master sounds dangerous.
>Eh, not really. He spent a long time chasing after some elven gems. Never got them either.
>I bet it took a lot to defeat him!
>Not really, the elves manhandled him in just about every occasion. He never even got those jewels. Could've killed him too, but the Valar said no, they would be the ones to fight him in the War of Wrath, when he summoned up countless legions of orcs and balrogs.
>That must've been a battle for the ages, a desperate triumph for the-
>Nah, Morgoth's guys were wiped out like it was basically nothing. Too bad Sauron got away.
>Oh yes, Sauron, the lord of the rings. I fear him, Gandalf.
>Don't, he's an even bigger bitch than his old master, we're gonna meet an elf here in a few chapters who not only can solo balrogs and all of his ringwraiths, but could easily 1v1 Sauron himself.
>Ringwraiths? Those sound sca-
>Nope, they're pussies too. But trust me when I tell you Frodo that all of these villains are a serious threat to Middle Earth! If Sauron gets his ring we're doomed!
>What happened when Sauron had his ring last time?
>Oh, we curbstomped him, it was tons of fun. You should've been there. *hits pipe*
>So...what exactly is the danger facing Middle Earth? Where's the tension to all this?
>Huh? Tension?
>Oh my Gandalf, Ancalagon must've been terrifying!
>Not really, no. An elf in a flying boat killed him pretty easily, but still.
>Oh. Well, his master sounds dangerous.
>Eh, not really. He spent a long time chasing after some elven gems. Never got them either.
>I bet it took a lot to defeat him!
>Not really, the elves manhandled him in just about every occasion. He never even got those jewels. Could've killed him too, but the Valar said no, they would be the ones to fight him in the War of Wrath, when he summoned up countless legions of orcs and balrogs.
>That must've been a battle for the ages, a desperate triumph for the-
>Nah, Morgoth's guys were wiped out like it was basically nothing. Too bad Sauron got away.
>Oh yes, Sauron, the lord of the rings. I fear him, Gandalf.
>Don't, he's an even bigger bitch than his old master, we're gonna meet an elf here in a few chapters who not only can solo balrogs and all of his ringwraiths, but could easily 1v1 Sauron himself.
>Ringwraiths? Those sound sca-
>Nope, they're pussies too. But trust me when I tell you Frodo that all of these villains are a serious threat to Middle Earth! If Sauron gets his ring we're doomed!
>What happened when Sauron had his ring last time?
>Oh, we curbstomped him, it was tons of fun. You should've been there. *hits pipe*
>So...what exactly is the danger facing Middle Earth? Where's the tension to all this?
>Huh? Tension?
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