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7/21/2025, 2:27:18 PM
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I fucked my friends grandma. She was moving and didn't have a place to stay for a few days, so she planned to get a hotel. She mentions this during casual conversation with everyone, and lamenting that it was going to cost her $400 for her stay. I told her that was crazy and to save her money since I had a spare room. She accepted the offer, of course. At this point, I never considered anything sexual at all. She is a huge part of his life so we're basically friends, too.
The night prior, her and I get stoned and just kick it, watching youtube videos about conspiracy theories and just funny reels. A video about Aneesa or whatever Idubbz woman, comes on. I explain what OF is and how much she makes. She comments that she wish she could do something like that, but no one would be interested. I laugh because, well, its the internet. There is always someone out there wanting to goon to some weird shit. Hell, even weirder, really.
She starts talking about how much she missed sex etc. I didn't receive it as flirting because it really was a VERY brief convo, following that video. Plus, at this point, no interest and she also didn't make a move or anything like that. We just moved on to the next video.
We end the night eventually, and parts ways. She to the guestroom, and me to my room. The next morning, I get up to go piss and shit, you know the ritual. Im not used to having company since I live alone. Im just in a t-shirt and boxers when I head to the bathroom. Mind you, fully erect morning wood. Typical shit.
Well, she is in there, peeing, with the damn light off! Who does that?! I flip the switch and shes sitting there, shocked pikachu face. Our eyes meet and IMMEDIATELY I see her eyes drift. She comments on the cute boxers and mentions I have a huge hog. Mind you, I really don't lol. So my kneejerk reaction was to laugh and disagree.
I fucked my friends grandma. She was moving and didn't have a place to stay for a few days, so she planned to get a hotel. She mentions this during casual conversation with everyone, and lamenting that it was going to cost her $400 for her stay. I told her that was crazy and to save her money since I had a spare room. She accepted the offer, of course. At this point, I never considered anything sexual at all. She is a huge part of his life so we're basically friends, too.
The night prior, her and I get stoned and just kick it, watching youtube videos about conspiracy theories and just funny reels. A video about Aneesa or whatever Idubbz woman, comes on. I explain what OF is and how much she makes. She comments that she wish she could do something like that, but no one would be interested. I laugh because, well, its the internet. There is always someone out there wanting to goon to some weird shit. Hell, even weirder, really.
She starts talking about how much she missed sex etc. I didn't receive it as flirting because it really was a VERY brief convo, following that video. Plus, at this point, no interest and she also didn't make a move or anything like that. We just moved on to the next video.
We end the night eventually, and parts ways. She to the guestroom, and me to my room. The next morning, I get up to go piss and shit, you know the ritual. Im not used to having company since I live alone. Im just in a t-shirt and boxers when I head to the bathroom. Mind you, fully erect morning wood. Typical shit.
Well, she is in there, peeing, with the damn light off! Who does that?! I flip the switch and shes sitting there, shocked pikachu face. Our eyes meet and IMMEDIATELY I see her eyes drift. She comments on the cute boxers and mentions I have a huge hog. Mind you, I really don't lol. So my kneejerk reaction was to laugh and disagree.
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