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7/18/2025, 8:21:44 PM
>be me
>tfw no gf
>playing warframe
>grinding relics, bored out of my mind
>start chatting in region chat, mostly shitposting
>some other Tenno messages me, says they like my fashionframe
>okay, weird, but flattering
>start talking, realise this guy is *really* into the lore
>like, deep into it. character motivations, Tenno-Operator relationships, all that
>eventually he steers the convo into 'what if our Operators... bonded?'
>mfw my degeneracy instincts kick in
>this is it, anon, found another autist like you
>tell him sure, why not
>move to a private dojo
>start ERPing
>he's using Nidus, I'm on my Wisp Prime
>it gets... graphic
>typing out descriptions of 'tendrils coiling around my Warframe's hull' and 'transferring our consciousness into a singular, glorious entity'
>legitimately getting off on this
>figure it's just some other lonely neckbeard
>we do this for weeks, regular ERP 'sessions'
>he sometimes slips up, says things like 'oh I gotta go, my cat's being a bitch' or 'ugh, my roommates are being loud'
>all very bro-like, reinforces my belief it's a dude
>then one day, he messages me, 'hey, my mic just came in, wanna hop in a discord call while we farm?'
>sure, why not, I'm already deep in the trenches of this degeneracy
>join the call
>he connects
>and it's a woman's voice
>a very clear, very feminine, very *real* woman's voice
>mfw my brain ceases all function
>she goes 'hey Anon! finally getting to hear your voice huh?'
>i'm silent for like thirty seconds
>all the Nidus tentacle stuff
>all the 'Operator bonding'
>all the graphic descriptions of our Warframes 'fusing'
>it was with a WOMAN
>a real, actual, biological woman
>mfw my dick retreats into my body and my soul shrivels
>i mumbled some excuse about my internet cutting out and alt-f4'd
>haven't logged into Warframe since
>i have to bleach my brain
>my spirit is broken
>i ERPed with a woman in Warframe
>why live
>tfw no gf
>playing warframe
>grinding relics, bored out of my mind
>start chatting in region chat, mostly shitposting
>some other Tenno messages me, says they like my fashionframe
>okay, weird, but flattering
>start talking, realise this guy is *really* into the lore
>like, deep into it. character motivations, Tenno-Operator relationships, all that
>eventually he steers the convo into 'what if our Operators... bonded?'
>mfw my degeneracy instincts kick in
>this is it, anon, found another autist like you
>tell him sure, why not
>move to a private dojo
>start ERPing
>he's using Nidus, I'm on my Wisp Prime
>it gets... graphic
>typing out descriptions of 'tendrils coiling around my Warframe's hull' and 'transferring our consciousness into a singular, glorious entity'
>legitimately getting off on this
>figure it's just some other lonely neckbeard
>we do this for weeks, regular ERP 'sessions'
>he sometimes slips up, says things like 'oh I gotta go, my cat's being a bitch' or 'ugh, my roommates are being loud'
>all very bro-like, reinforces my belief it's a dude
>then one day, he messages me, 'hey, my mic just came in, wanna hop in a discord call while we farm?'
>sure, why not, I'm already deep in the trenches of this degeneracy
>join the call
>he connects
>and it's a woman's voice
>a very clear, very feminine, very *real* woman's voice
>mfw my brain ceases all function
>she goes 'hey Anon! finally getting to hear your voice huh?'
>i'm silent for like thirty seconds
>all the Nidus tentacle stuff
>all the 'Operator bonding'
>all the graphic descriptions of our Warframes 'fusing'
>it was with a WOMAN
>a real, actual, biological woman
>mfw my dick retreats into my body and my soul shrivels
>i mumbled some excuse about my internet cutting out and alt-f4'd
>haven't logged into Warframe since
>i have to bleach my brain
>my spirit is broken
>i ERPed with a woman in Warframe
>why live
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