>C'MON OCHAKO, PUSH! PUSH!! YOU’RE DOING GREAT, MY SWEET GRAVITY GODDESS!!! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THOSE EXPLOSIVE RED EYES LOOKING UP AT ME!!
>C'MON, MY LITTLE BAKUGO JR! YES!! YES!! I SEE A HEAD!! OH MY GOD... HE’S HERE! YABBA DABBA D-
>...
>what
>What...?
>WHAT THE ALL MIGHT-FORSAKEN FUCK IS THIS?!
*smashes All Might commemorative Ultra Replay screen showing Bakugo pounding Ochako into the wall like a training dummy*
>TWELVE HEROES-A-WEEPING, THIS BABY IS GREEN!!!
>THIS IS A DEKU BABY. A QUIRKLESS. GREEN-HAIRED. PLAIN-ASS. DEKU BABY!!!
>OCHAKO, YOU PROMISED ME!!! YOU SWORE YOU WERE ONLY SLEEPING WITH KACCHAN!!! FOR HIS GENES!!! FOR THE EXPLOSION!!!
>WE MADE A GODDAMN POWERPOINT TOGETHER! WE PICKED HIM OUT!!!
>YOU SAID I WAS JUST SUPPORT CLASS!!! A QUIRKLESS NOBODY IN THE BACKGROUND!!! A KEKED DAD WHO’D NEVER EVEN MAKE THE END CREDITS!!!
>WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BABY MINE?!?!
>YOU STOLE MY CUM?!
>BECAUSE YOU WANTED “A REAL FAMILY”? BECAUSE I’M “KIND” AND “ACTUALLY LOVE YOU”?!
>YOU CUM-STORING, DEKU-BEARING, LYING BITCH!!!
>I COULD’VE BEEN THE KEK KING!!
>I WANTED TO RAISE THE SON OF THE MAN WHO BULLIED ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!
>I WAS READY TO BE A FAITHFUL LITTLE KEKHUSBAND!!! I KNITTED HIM A FUCKING ONESIE THAT SAID “LIL BOOM BOOM”!!!
>AND WHAT DO I GET???
>A BABY WHO CAN’T EVEN SWEAT PROPERLY!!
>NO RED EYES! NO AGGRESSION! HE JUST CAME OUT GURGLING “I wanna be a hero~”
>OCHAKO I’M GONNA LOSE MY STATUS ON THE R/QUIRKKEK FORUMS!!!
>EVEN MINETA’S GONNA UNFRIEND ME!!!
>THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE!!
>GIVE ME THAT DEKU BABY RIGHT NOW!!! >I’M GONNA- no, wait, I can’t hurt him, he’s mine... oh god, he’s mine...
>GREAT ONE FOR ALL’S GHOST, I’M THE DAD… I’M THE FUCKING DAD...
>I AM SUCH A FUCKING FAILED KEK!!!

>>280113332
>C'MON OCHAKO, PUSH! PUSH!! YOU’RE DOING GREAT, MY SWEET GRAVITY GODDESS!!! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THOSE EXPLOSIVE RED EYES LOOKING UP AT ME!!
>C'MON, MY LITTLE BAKUGO JR! YES!! YES!! I SEE A HEAD!! OH MY GOD... HE’S HERE! HE’S FINALLY H-
>...
>what
>What...?
>WHAT THE ALL MIGHT-FORSAKEN FUCK IS THIS?!
*smashes All Might commemorative Ultra Replay screen showing Bakugo pounding Ochako into the wall like a training dummy*
>TWELVE HEROES-A-WEEPING, THIS BABY IS GREEN!!!
>THIS IS A DEKU BABY. A QUIRKLESS. GREEN-HAIRED. PLAIN-ASS. DEKU BABY!!!
>OCHAKO, YOU PROMISED ME!!! YOU SWORE YOU WERE ONLY SLEEPING WITH KACCHAN!!! FOR HIS GENES!!! FOR THE EXPLOSION!!!
>WE MADE A GODDAMN POWERPOINT TOGETHER! WE PICKED HIM OUT!!!
>YOU SAID I WAS JUST SUPPORT CLASS!!! A QUIRKLESS NOBODY IN THE BACKGROUND!!! A KEKED DAD WHO’D NEVER EVEN MAKE THE END CREDITS!!!
>WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BABY MINE?!?!
>YOU STOLE MY CUM?!
>BECAUSE YOU WANTED “A REAL FAMILY”? BECAUSE I’M “KIND” AND “ACTUALLY LOVE YOU”?!
>YOU CUM-STORING, DEKU-BEARING, LYING BITCH!!!
>I COULD’VE BEEN THE KEK KING!!
>I WANTED TO RAISE THE SON OF THE MAN WHO BULLIED ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!
>I WAS READY TO BE A FAITHFUL LITTLE KEKHUSBAND!!! I KNITTED HIM A FUCKING ONESIE THAT SAID “LIL BOOM BOOM”!!!
>AND WHAT DO I GET???
>A BABY WHO CAN’T EVEN SWEAT PROPERLY!!
>NO RED EYES! NO AGGRESSION! HE JUST CAME OUT GURGLING “I wanna be a hero~”
>OCHAKO I’M GONNA LOSE MY STATUS ON THE R/QUIRKKEK FORUMS!!!
>EVEN MINETA’S GONNA UNFRIEND ME!!!
>THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE!!
>GIVE ME THAT DEKU BABY RIGHT NOW!!! >I’M GONNA- no, wait, I can’t hurt him, he’s mine... oh god, he’s mine...
>GREAT ONE FOR ALL’S GHOST, I’M THE DAD… I’M THE FUCKING DAD...
>I AM SUCH A FUCKING FAILED KEK!!!