>fall asleep on the train
>wake up to some guy poking me
>slip past him and get off at the next stop
>he follows me from the OTHER exit
>run as fast as I can
>jump into the other train
>he tells the conductor in a normal voice that he’s my boyfriend but he doesn’t have a ticket
>conductor doesn’t let him board
>ride a speedtrain into the middle of nowhere
>take a taxi back home
>the driver asks me my age

seriously what the fuck is my life. can someone wealthy buy me a ticket out of this shithole please