>>510846235
lol. Seriously though, go to church.

God
>Floods the Earth
>Intentionally devides man by language
>Forced virgins to marry their rapists
>Encourages the rape of virgins as spoils of war
>Made wives into prostitutes
>Encourages canibalism
>Blesses people who murder infants
>Encourages slavery
>Tells you children who disobey should be killed
>encourages genocide
>Says those born disabled (blind, deformed, lame, suffering from dwarfism.etc) aren't allowed into Heaven
>Then has the gaul to handwave all of this by implying half of it is metaphor, knowing full well the disasterous consequences this would bring to humanity in the future

Satan
>Gave man the gift of knowledge and Earthly pleasure
Satan is the good guy and God is the bad guy.
It's literally all there in the Bible for all to see.
You cannot refute this.

God
>Floods the Earth
>Intentionally devides man by language
>Forced virgins to marry their rapists
>Encourages the rape of virgins as spoils of war
>Made wives into prostitutes
>Encourages canibalism
>Blesses people who murder infants
>Encourages slavery
>Tells you children who disobey should be killed
>encourages genocide
>Says those born disabled (blind, deformed, lame, suffering from dwarfism.etc) aren't allowed into Heaven
>Then has the gaul to handwave all of this by implying half of it is metaphor, knowing full well the disasterous consequences this would bring to humanity in the future

Satan
>Gave man the gift of knowledge and Earthly pleasure
Satan is the good guy and God is the bad guy.
It's literally all there in the Bible for all to see.
You cannot refute this.

ge han rövhår så in i helvete men inget skägg