>>149484992
>"We didn't [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires"
THAT'S LITERALLY ALL YOU HAD TO DO, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!
JUST PUT A NIGGA IN A LEATHER OUTFIT LIKE IT'S FUCKING 1999 AND HAVE HIM KILL FUCKING LEECHES!
HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCK UP SUCH BASIC PREMISE!?