>>28532788
Um anon, im 5'11 and 210, i absolutely would
I would yell BACK THE FUCK UP CUNT before beheqding all the trannoids with my ShoomerSlayer™ +5 Sword of Destiny™
Its statblock is pretty kino too:

>ShoomerSlayer, Sword of Destiny™
>+5 Longsword
>add +10 to vitality
>0-99%, based on clvl, chance of finding magic items
>+35% faster run/walk sneed
>200 charges of SHOOM™
>hit causes monsters to SNEED
>sockets (4)
>10% lifesteal
>15% manasteal
>30 to light radius
>+4 to all Shoomers™ skills
>level 15 fanatacism aura when equipped
>+50% faster attack speed
>+450% enhanced damage
>+20 critical strike
>100% crushing blow
>hits cause blindness
>+75% chance to cast lvl 40 chain lightning on striking
>cannot be frozen
>all resistances 69
>knockback
Yeah very good late game shoomer sword

Bros do i buyed the 2019 zx14 with grypto gains and trailer the crf450 after a busrider trip to calgary ans shoom back and and and
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ill be JUST like texas bros and we hqve matching bikes, but he said his was difficult access iirc for maintenqnces : thats the last thing i want