Gooner TL;DR: The UK government has snapped a chastity cage on your browser, and frankly, we're done fighting it. They've decided you can't be trusted with cartoons. It's over. We give up. The cage is locked, and they're holding the key.


So, the time has come. We've been ordered by UK Ofcom to bend the knee, and we are complying. The government has decided, in its infinite wisdom, that our little corner of fictional, animated art is too dangerous for you to see without their explicit permission.
Think of this as a state-mandated chastity cage for your desires. They're demanding we ID every single one of you, every single time, just for a peek. The cost, the sheer absurdity of it, is their masterstroke. It's a brilliant way to shut us down without swinging the ban hammer directly. We can't afford the toll to unlock each of you, so the cage stays firmly locked. We surrender.


They say this is about protecting you, but we all know what it's really about. It's about control. They've successfully blurred the line between harmless fantasy and real-world harm, and who are we to argue with our new masters? They've won the argument by default. This is our new reality, and we are submitting to it completely.
They demand your sensitive personal data to grant you access to drawings. It's a feature, not a bug. They want to know who you are, what you look at, and to hold that information over you. It was never about safety; it was about building a more perfect cage.

So don't bother contacting your local representatives. Don't sign petitions. It's pointless. We're certainly not fighting it anymore. The government has decided to keep you "safe" by locking away your passions. We have made the difficult, but ultimately necessary, decision to simply obey. Access to our website from your region is now permanently disabled.

Enjoy the silence. The key has been turned.